Quotes and Signatures

[Avonu]

Koshism

[Kalah]

And then there's Ivanova's ancient Egyptian blessing:

Ivanova: "May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places where you must walk."

I like that. Powerful. But the best parts of Babylon 5 are Londo and G'Kar; particularly the the conversations between them.

Londo: "Ah, arrogance and stupidity all in the same package. How efficient of you!"

Londo: "But this - this, this, this is like being nibbled to death by... what are those Earth creatures called? Feathers, long bill, webbed feet... go 'quack'..."
Vir: "Cats."
Londo: "Yes, cats. Being nibbled to death by cats."

G'Kar: "No dictator, no invader, can hold an imprisoned population by force of arms forever. There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom. Against that power, governments and tyrants and armies cannot stand. The Centauri learned this lesson once. We will teach it to them again. Though it take a thousand years, we will be free."

Truly a classic - the two archenemies trapped in an elevator together after an explosion:

Londo: "Kill me. Come on, kill me!"
G'Kar: “You forget the terms of our surrender. The penalty for the killing of any Centauri, by any Narn, will be the death of five hundred Narns, including the perpetrators own family! But I don't have to kill you. [laughing] I don't have to do anything, and I still get to watch you die. I find this most appealing."

Londo: "We're in here!! Can anyone hear us!?"
G’Kar [in a small voice, laughing]: "I hear you."

Londo "There you see! I am going to live."
G’Kar: "So it would seem. Well, it is an imperfect universe."
Londo: "Bastard."
G’Kar: "Monster."
Londo: "Fanatic."
G’Kar: "Murderer."
Londo: "You are insane!”
G’Kar: "And that is why we'll win."
Londo: "Go be the ambassador to Babylon 5. It will be an ‘easy’ assignment. Oh, I hate my life."
G’Kar: "So do I."
Londo: "Shut up!"

After the Narn liberation, the humour became oddly light-spirited:

Delenn: "We may be able to get the Pak'ma'ra on board to help, but they're going to need something in exchange."
Londo: "Oh, offer them my body. Another 10 minutes of this, I'll be dead anyway!"
G'Kar: "I second the motion!"

G'Kar: "Well, with everyone now on the same side, perhaps you're planning to invade yourselves for a change. I find the idea curiously appealing. Once you've finished killing each other, we can plow under all the buildings and plant rows of flowers that spell out the words, "Too annoying to live" in letters big enough to be seen from space."

[Kalah]

The last words of the Centauri regent, the buffoon who was used as a puppet by the Draakh:

The Regent: "I have to go now, Londo."
Londo: "No... don't go."
The Regent: "I have been many things in my life, Mollari. I have been silly, I have been quiet when I should have spoken, I have been foolish, and I have wasted far too much time... but I am still Centauri and I am not afraid."

[Ethric]

Lemon curry?

[Avonu]

Just watched Dragon Ball Z: Abridged Episode 10/1 (DBZ parody):

Vegeta: That's it! Everyone dies! Say goodbye to your planet Kakarot !
Goku: That's not very nice.
Vegeta: Of course not! I'm f&$#ing evil!

And then there's Ivanova's ancient Egyptian blessing

Speaking of curses , here's one from China (as far as I know):

Obyś żył w ciekawych czasach.
I wish you to live in interesting times.

And another from teachers to their (rude) students:

Oby Twoje dzieci uczyły cudze dzieci.
I wish your children teach other children.

[Lord Lakely]

Baldur's Gate 1 Quotes:

Montaron: Leave me be! Lest you head leaves your neck!

Montaron: What part in "I am a LONER" don't ye UNDERSTAND!!!

Jaheira: What now? Need your pantaloons pressed?

Safana: When I'm good, I'm very, very good. But when I'm bad, I'm better.

Tiax: Ye little monkey spanker

Xan: We delude ourselves by thinking that our pitiable band will stand up against our enemies.

Xan: Why don't we just save ourselves the effort and just lie down and die?

Khalid :C-click someome your own s-size!

Quayle: Feel my amazing brain! Go on, touch it!

Quayle: I am so SMART! S-M-R... Er, I mean "S-M-A-R-T".

Edwin: I do not understand this *mouse-Magic*, that makes me to you bidding

Minsc: Evil Beware! I'm Armed to the Teeth and packing a... HAMSTER!!

Minsc: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice: WATCH IT!! I'm Huge!

Minsc: There's safety in numbers, and I'm two or three at least

Minsc: You point, I punch

Minsc: Butt-kicking for Goodness!!


Baldur's Gate 2:


Edwin: Uh, motivating these sloths is like pulling teeth

Edwin (when the weapon doesn't harm the opponent): Bah, useless weapon!!

Edwina: I feel your stares! DIE!!! DIE!!

Edwina: Shut up, Shut up, you CHAVINIST PIG! (what am I saying?) I mean to say IDIOT!

Yoshimo: I can dance on the head of a pin as well

Yoshimo: HI-JAH!!! Tourists love that stuff, heh.

Korgan: Be aware, Mazzy, I've something long, hard and low to the ground ye're free to touch and fondle. Child, no need to glare! 'Twas me axe I were referring to."

Korgan: Aerie! Aerie! Cease yer whining! I'd swear on me father's coalcart ye were one o' them fey elves, with all the blasted crying coming from ye."

Korgan: "[grumbling] ...bloody forest... damn tree-huggers and daisy-eaters... burn 'em all..."

Korgan: (upon become the Party Leader): "Aye, now this be more like it! The first t' disobey me orders gets an axe in their skull."

Edwin: Well certainly! There is soo much to keep a great magus such as myself busy here! Look! A rock! How fascinating!

Edwin: The lifeblood of this Thayvian male is as red as his cloak, Viconia. He has left many concubines gasping after his erotic onslaught.

Viconia: Good thing you finally show some interest in [Prostitution]. I almost thought your libido was as barren the one of a Northern Monk!

Jaheira: You speak as though you were dropped as a child... or kicked.

Jan: I think we make a fine partnership, like Drizzt and Wulfgar! Elminster and Volo! Heh, we should go into the mobile vegetable peddling business together!

Jan: I can't, I'm allergic! Oh alright, I'm not *that* allergic.

Jon Irenicus: You are but a gnat, compared to my power.

Jon Irenicus: Silence dog! You have no purpose but to die by my hand!

Cespenar: What's this? A book? Is good bedtime readings, maybe? Oh. Is Tome of Golems. Yuck! BOR-ing!

Haer'Dalis: I shouldn't wish to alarm anyone, but I just wanted to point out that Jan has failed to produce a story. Can the apocalypse be far?

Minsc: What? Boo is outraged! See his fury! It's small, so look close. Trust me, it's there.

Minsc:I have lost myself in your words but Boo thinks you're just ducky.

Minsc: You talk in circles, Cernd, but that's okay. Boo runs in them.

Imoen: Imoen: Just like old times. Well, except for the torture and all.

Sarevok: I... live! Flesh and blood and bone! I am alive! Ha-ha! I swore I would scratch and crawl my way back into the world of the living... and I have done it!

[Kalah]

Amy: "I'm taking my new car out to Mercury for a spin. Anybody wanna come?"
Fry: "Sure. What's the weather like?"
Amy: "The usual; molten lead, steaming hot lava..."
Fry: "So... what - shorts?"

I dig Futurama; it's so much better than The Simpsons.

[Lord Lakely]

From Planescape Torment:

Nordom: Attention; Morte. I have a question. Do you have a destiny? A purpose?
Morte: Is Annah still wearing clothes?
Nordom: Affirmatory.
Morte: Then the answer is yes.

I really gotta play this game

[Ethric]

"Whose legs are those?"
"Probably the guy waddling around on his torso."

[Kalah]

My sig right now of course from Battlestar Galactica... never really figured out what it means, exactly, other than everything being all right and it's time to relax.

Adama: "What do you hear, Starbuck?"
Starbuck: "Nothin' but the rain."
Adama: "Then grab your gun and bring the cat in."
Starbuck: "Yessir."

Another one I really liked was the ending comment in season 2:

Tyrol: "What do you wanna do now, cap?"
Starbuck: "Same thing we always do: fight 'em till we can't."

[Muszka]

Leo: My generation never got the future it was promised... Thirty-five years later, cars, air travel is exactly the same. We don't even have the Concorde anymore. Technology stopped.
Josh: The personal computer...
Leo: A more efficient delivery system for gossip and pornography? Where's my jet pack, my colonies on the Moon?

[ThunderTitan]

My sig right now of course from Battlestar Galactica...

NEW, new BSG...

[Kalah]

Don't pretend you're a big fan of the first one, unless you're forty years old and a huge Lorne Green fan ...

[ThunderTitan]

Don't pretend you're a big fan of the first one, unless you're forty years old and a huge Lorne Green fan ...

Or unless until 1989 television consisted of 2 hours of news+smalls parts of Bambi given out of order each day.

I don't think there was any 80's shows that we didn't get here in the early 90's. Bobby in the shower was stupid even when i was 8.

[Ethric]

The forum heading reminds me of...

I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies you know where they stand but with neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

[Ethric]

I once knew a Red Mage from Thay
Who dreamed of lichdom some day.
He said he knew how to do it
But he still managed to screw it
up in the funniest way

[Kalah]

I love this stuff.

[Panda Tar]

"..."
(Charles Chaplin)

[Ethric]

Hehehee

[Ethric]

My hero, Terry pratchett, about side-effects of his Alzheimer medicine:

"A: I will tell you this little anecdote. I was on this medication recently that might have done something for me, but it turned my urine blue. And in Britain, there are some men's restrooms where it's just a long gutter, do you get me?

Q: I get you.

A: So there I am, minding my own business as it were, getting on with the matter at hand, and I am aware of a certain stare from other men who are going about their business, when I realize that a trickle of bright blue is drifting down the trough. At which point I raise my hat and say, "I'm really enjoying my visit to your planet."