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Ethric · Unread postby **Ethric** » 27 Oct 2007, 23:45

Nobody likes touriists in their own country

Kalah · Unread postby **Kalah** » 27 Oct 2007, 23:48

German tourists in Norway can be divided into two classes:

1) The caravan-tourists, who bring everything they possibly can with them, and spend as little money in the country as possible. After all, they're mostly here to look at our nature, not to drink our beer or eat our chocolate. This is the largest group.

2) The overly extravagant, who arrive in their BMWs and Mercedeses, with a trunk full of ski equipment and a ski box on the car roof. These guys will check in at the best hotels, and stay for two weeks or more. When these guys finally get their once-a-year holiday, they plan on going it in style.

Then of course there is the backpacker group, but they're no different than backpackers from other nations.

asandir · Unread postby **asandir** » 27 Oct 2007, 23:48

I don't mind some of them

Milla aka. the Slayer · Unread postby **Milla aka. the Slayer** » 27 Oct 2007, 23:48

Especially the Swedes

They always always always ask if we give student discounts. It's the same people who always ask me that everytime and I always say NO! Hehee...

Ethric · Unread postby **Ethric** » 27 Oct 2007, 23:50

Aren't swedes akin to scots in being considered a bit...stingy?

asandir · Unread postby **asandir** » 27 Oct 2007, 23:51

there's a thing over here about the swedish tourists, the girly ones anyway .... but not sure that's what we're talking about

Ethric · Unread postby **Ethric** » 27 Oct 2007, 23:55

What thing? Tell, tell.

asandir · Unread postby **asandir** » 27 Oct 2007, 23:57

just a stupid furfy that all swedish women are blonde and buxom, and .... well, are up for it I guess

just a quaint local thing .... oh and they are all named Inga from some strange reason

Milla aka. the Slayer · Unread postby **Milla aka. the Slayer** » 27 Oct 2007, 23:59

Wow, over here they're all Ingrid og Anna

And they seem pretty uptight so I don't think they're "up for it"

Ethric · Unread postby **Ethric** » 27 Oct 2007, 23:59

asandir wrote: just a stupid furfy that all swedish women are blonde and buxom, and .... well, are up for it I guess

Well if you're on holiday far from home, you can do what you want, who's going to know...

Though probably a fair amount of wishful thinking on the part of the aussies.

asandir · Unread postby **asandir** » 28 Oct 2007, 00:01

exactly the point, and Milla, stop ruining it for us!

Kalah · Unread postby **Kalah** » 28 Oct 2007, 00:03

Ethric wrote:probably a fair amount of wishful thinking on the part of the aussies.

... who are otherwise engaged doing nothing but shave sheep all year...

asandir · Unread postby **asandir** » 28 Oct 2007, 00:04

don't forget swimming at the beach, in my pool, barbies etc

Ethric · Unread postby **Ethric** » 28 Oct 2007, 00:05

Steffi plaaays with dooo-ooolls, Steffi plaaays with dooo-ooolls!

Milla aka. the Slayer · Unread postby **Milla aka. the Slayer** » 28 Oct 2007, 00:06

Oh, I had totally forgotten all about the pool and possibly cute surfers

I must go to Australia!

asandir · Unread postby **asandir** » 28 Oct 2007, 00:08

@ E

come along, you can be the inspiration for a new quaint ideology about the danish women

Ethric · Unread postby **Ethric** » 28 Oct 2007, 00:20

...how's aussie women like then?

Kalah · Unread postby **Kalah** » 28 Oct 2007, 00:29

I met one once. Kinda like standing in the presence of a Brit... only she's got manners.

Ethric · Unread postby **Ethric** » 28 Oct 2007, 00:31

Got the looks of a brit too...? I'll pass

Kalah · Unread postby **Kalah** » 28 Oct 2007, 00:32

Nah, they look nice, it's only when they open their mouths and reveal that cockney accent that I lose my appetite.

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