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Unread postby gravyluvr » 19 Jun 2007, 13:42

'Dead' man woke up at funeral

An 87-year-old man gave his relatives a shock in Taiwan - when he woke up at his own funeral.

The man's relatives were in a Buddhist mourning hall, reciting prayers over the dead body, when it gasped and woke up, the Shanghai Daily reports.

The family had been told by the hospital which had been treating the man that the only thing keeping him alive were oxygen hoses, and that he would die quickly if they were removed.

The family opted to take him out of the hospital so that he could die at home.

They removed the oxygen hoses, dressed him in funeral clothes, and placed him in the mourning hall - until he started breathing heavily.

The family sent him back to the hospital. Doctors are reportedly baffled as to his impressive recovery.
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Unread postby gravyluvr » 19 Jun 2007, 14:09

Teen caught having sex with horse

Washington - A US teenager has been arrested after he was caught on video having sex with a horse in a barn.

The owners of the barn in Corvallis, Oregon, had installed the video surveillance camera after previous assaults on the horse, reports the Corvallis Gazette-Times.

They were shocked to see footage of the teen sexually assaulting the mare when they checked the video in February.

Deputy Clay Stephens, who viewed the video, said the youth seemed very practiced, not hurried but not wasting any time. He seemed to be following a "very concise, deliberate, well-thought-out plan".

The owners then installed a silent alarm in the barn which sounded in their house at about 2.30am on June 7.

They checked the video monitor, saw the teenager preparing to assault the horse again, and called the sheriff's office.

Police officers rushed to the scene and arrested the teenager who was charged with burglary and sexual abuse of an animal.
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Unread postby Corribus » 19 Jun 2007, 14:12

Sick.
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Unread postby Omega_Destroyer » 19 Jun 2007, 14:35

Woah Nelly!
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Unread postby vulnevia » 19 Jun 2007, 15:25

gravyluvr wrote: Police officers rushed to the scene and arrested the teenager who was charged with burglary and sexual abuse of an animal.
Had it been in Sweden he'd only be charged of burglary :mad:

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Unread postby gravyluvr » 19 Jun 2007, 15:31

gravyluvr wrote:Teen caught having sex with horse

Washington - A US teenager has been arrested after he was caught on video having sex with a horse in a barn.

The owners of the barn in Corvallis, Oregon, had installed the video surveillance camera after previous assaults on the horse, reports the Corvallis Gazette-Times.

They were shocked to see footage of the teen sexually assaulting the mare when they checked the video in February.

Deputy Clay Stephens, who viewed the video, said the youth seemed very practiced, not hurried but not wasting any time. He seemed to be following a "very concise, deliberate, well-thought-out plan".

The owners then installed a silent alarm in the barn which sounded in their house at about 2.30am on June 7.

They checked the video monitor, saw the teenager preparing to assault the horse again, and called the sheriff's office.

Police officers rushed to the scene and arrested the teenager who was charged with burglary and sexual abuse of an animal.

All those in favor of trying to capture a sexual deviant by using a video camera and alarm system, say aye.

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All opposed?

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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 19 Jun 2007, 15:39

Shouldn't that be breaking-and-entering?
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Unread postby Omega_Destroyer » 19 Jun 2007, 16:43

:rofl:
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Unread postby Panda Tar » 19 Jun 2007, 16:51

Pepsi releases, in Japan, PEPSI ICE CUCUMBER.

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Unread postby Omega_Destroyer » 19 Jun 2007, 16:53

It's probably just a popsicle... at least I hope it is...
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Unread postby Panda Tar » 19 Jun 2007, 17:06

It's said for summer, to refresh...well, dunno about other countries, but we would have a laugh at Pepsi making all kinds of jokes if they ever released something like that here, as it was on the website I got that - humour like one. ;)

To refresh, they released Pepsi twist, with lemon. Just it.
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Unread postby Elvin » 19 Jun 2007, 18:07

I get a sick sensation in my throat by thinking about it...
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Unread postby Veldrynus » 19 Jun 2007, 18:14

vulnevia wrote:
gravyluvr wrote: Police officers rushed to the scene and arrested the teenager who was charged with burglary and sexual abuse of an animal.
Had it been in Sweden he'd only be charged of burglary :mad:
Here, we would instantly shoot his type in the head.
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Unread postby Gaidal Cain » 19 Jun 2007, 19:55

vulnevia wrote:Had it been in Sweden he'd only be charged of burglary :mad:
I'm not sure about it, but I think it might have been cruelty to animals (there is no separate law for sexually abusing animals).
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Unread postby vulnevia » 20 Jun 2007, 11:49

Gaidal Cain wrote:
vulnevia wrote:Had it been in Sweden he'd only be charged of burglary :mad:
I'm not sure about it, but I think it might have been cruelty to animals (there is no separate law for sexually abusing animals).
If they can prove the animal was hurt or abused, he could have been charged, yes, but otherwise it's legal to have sex with animals.

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Unread postby Veldrynus » 20 Jun 2007, 11:56

vulnevia wrote: If they can prove the animal was hurt or abused, he could have been charged, yes, but otherwise it's legal to have sex with animals.
Right. It's okay, if the animal wants the sex too.
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Unread postby Elvin » 20 Jun 2007, 12:10

Of course it's ok! Just ask it!
I can't believe we are arguing about this...
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Unread postby Omega_Destroyer » 20 Jun 2007, 12:14

How low is a person's self-esttem when they have to resor to beastiality?
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Unread postby Corribus » 20 Jun 2007, 13:41

Omega_Destroyer wrote:How low is a person's self-esttem when they have to resor to beastiality?
Not as low as it must be after getting caught. :)
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Unread postby Elvin » 20 Jun 2007, 13:56

I cannot even imagine that. Total embarrassment.
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