'Dead' man woke up at funeral
An 87-year-old man gave his relatives a shock in Taiwan - when he woke up at his own funeral.
The man's relatives were in a Buddhist mourning hall, reciting prayers over the dead body, when it gasped and woke up, the Shanghai Daily reports.
The family had been told by the hospital which had been treating the man that the only thing keeping him alive were oxygen hoses, and that he would die quickly if they were removed.
The family opted to take him out of the hospital so that he could die at home.
They removed the oxygen hoses, dressed him in funeral clothes, and placed him in the mourning hall - until he started breathing heavily.
The family sent him back to the hospital. Doctors are reportedly baffled as to his impressive recovery.
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Teen caught having sex with horse
Washington - A US teenager has been arrested after he was caught on video having sex with a horse in a barn.
The owners of the barn in Corvallis, Oregon, had installed the video surveillance camera after previous assaults on the horse, reports the Corvallis Gazette-Times.
They were shocked to see footage of the teen sexually assaulting the mare when they checked the video in February.
Deputy Clay Stephens, who viewed the video, said the youth seemed very practiced, not hurried but not wasting any time. He seemed to be following a "very concise, deliberate, well-thought-out plan".
The owners then installed a silent alarm in the barn which sounded in their house at about 2.30am on June 7.
They checked the video monitor, saw the teenager preparing to assault the horse again, and called the sheriff's office.
Police officers rushed to the scene and arrested the teenager who was charged with burglary and sexual abuse of an animal.
Washington - A US teenager has been arrested after he was caught on video having sex with a horse in a barn.
The owners of the barn in Corvallis, Oregon, had installed the video surveillance camera after previous assaults on the horse, reports the Corvallis Gazette-Times.
They were shocked to see footage of the teen sexually assaulting the mare when they checked the video in February.
Deputy Clay Stephens, who viewed the video, said the youth seemed very practiced, not hurried but not wasting any time. He seemed to be following a "very concise, deliberate, well-thought-out plan".
The owners then installed a silent alarm in the barn which sounded in their house at about 2.30am on June 7.
They checked the video monitor, saw the teenager preparing to assault the horse again, and called the sheriff's office.
Police officers rushed to the scene and arrested the teenager who was charged with burglary and sexual abuse of an animal.
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gravyluvr wrote:Teen caught having sex with horse
Washington - A US teenager has been arrested after he was caught on video having sex with a horse in a barn.
The owners of the barn in Corvallis, Oregon, had installed the video surveillance camera after previous assaults on the horse, reports the Corvallis Gazette-Times.
They were shocked to see footage of the teen sexually assaulting the mare when they checked the video in February.
Deputy Clay Stephens, who viewed the video, said the youth seemed very practiced, not hurried but not wasting any time. He seemed to be following a "very concise, deliberate, well-thought-out plan".
The owners then installed a silent alarm in the barn which sounded in their house at about 2.30am on June 7.
They checked the video monitor, saw the teenager preparing to assault the horse again, and called the sheriff's office.
Police officers rushed to the scene and arrested the teenager who was charged with burglary and sexual abuse of an animal.
All those in favor of trying to capture a sexual deviant by using a video camera and alarm system, say aye.
"AYE!"
All opposed?
"Neigh." "
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It's said for summer, to refresh...well, dunno about other countries, but we would have a laugh at Pepsi making all kinds of jokes if they ever released something like that here, as it was on the website I got that - humour like one. 
To refresh, they released Pepsi twist, with lemon. Just it.
To refresh, they released Pepsi twist, with lemon. Just it.
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Here, we would instantly shoot his type in the head.vulnevia wrote:Had it been in Sweden he'd only be charged of burglarygravyluvr wrote: Police officers rushed to the scene and arrested the teenager who was charged with burglary and sexual abuse of an animal.
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If they can prove the animal was hurt or abused, he could have been charged, yes, but otherwise it's legal to have sex with animals.Gaidal Cain wrote:I'm not sure about it, but I think it might have been cruelty to animals (there is no separate law for sexually abusing animals).vulnevia wrote:Had it been in Sweden he'd only be charged of burglary
Right. It's okay, if the animal wants the sex too.vulnevia wrote: If they can prove the animal was hurt or abused, he could have been charged, yes, but otherwise it's legal to have sex with animals.
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Not as low as it must be after getting caught.Omega_Destroyer wrote:How low is a person's self-esttem when they have to resor to beastiality?
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