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Unread postby asandir » 09 Aug 2007, 00:32

a convert, how nice :)
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 09 Aug 2007, 13:10

Now this is how you teach your kid abstinence!


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Unread postby Corribus » 09 Aug 2007, 21:01

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Unread postby Vlad976 » 09 Aug 2007, 21:23

They also need to list side effects. I've never met a textbook that didn't make me drowsy.
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Unread postby winterfate » 09 Aug 2007, 22:13

:lolu:

Unless it was related to science...but that's me. :)

Mostly though...yeah...textbooks = sleepiness... :tired:
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Unread postby asandir » 10 Aug 2007, 02:52

I thought you'd like chasers TT, that cutting satire seems well suited to your tastes
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 10 Aug 2007, 09:49

seem them before, they asked a guy where KFC was from, he had no idea, but he knew exactly what it stood for... how can anyone not see life as the funniest thing ever?
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Unread postby Veldrynus » 10 Aug 2007, 11:27

It comes from Fried, a small East-German village, where Heinz "Chicken" Kentucky had a small restaurant in the 19'th century.
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Unread postby Panda Tar » 10 Aug 2007, 17:58

Real life Simpsons intro.

Nice. :D Now the song is stuck in my head (tan-tata-tarah, tatata-da-da...thcararara...)
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Unread postby Caradoc » 11 Aug 2007, 06:34

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Unread postby asandir » 11 Aug 2007, 07:01

ThunderTitan wrote:seem them before, they asked a guy where KFC was from, he had no idea, but he knew exactly what it stood for... how can anyone not see life as the funniest thing ever?
I know .... he even said Kentucky Fried Chicken .... dumbass! and that was only just a smidgeon of the stupidity on display
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Unread postby Elvin » 11 Aug 2007, 22:49

Talk about cheapness!

What a dumbass :D

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Unread postby Veldrynus » 12 Aug 2007, 19:35

This isn't exactly funny. "Shocking" is a better word:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZEGsnWZKh8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrieBhaGgHM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G_YjKRDNVE

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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 12 Aug 2007, 21:12

People more like it.

Anyway, here's Mickey Mouse trying to off himself: http://www.barnaclepress.com/comics/arc ... index.html

How did cartoons end up as being considered kiddie fare anyhow?
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Unread postby Caradoc » 13 Aug 2007, 06:33

ThunderTitan wrote:People more like it.

Anyway, here's Mickey Mouse trying to off himself: http://www.barnaclepress.com/comics/arc ... index.html

How did cartoons end up as being considered kiddie fare anyhow?
Back before TV, cartoons were seen as shorts before movies. Disney was the main provider and when they moved into full length pictures they wanted to exploit the ability of the medium for fantasy -- mainly fairy tales -- which was extremely expensive to do in live action.

Of course cartoons are easy for children to view because of the clear delineation. And they showed well on TV, which at first was starved for content. (When I was a kid, the TV would go off the air in the early afternoon!) Cartoons made for inexpensive daytime programming. Later, Hannah Barbera began making cartoons just for TV -- Huckleberry Hound was their first -- and these ran in the afterschool timeslot.
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 13 Aug 2007, 08:28

When i was a kid TV was on for 2 hours... then they shot that guy that kept making those boring speeches and it was on from 7 to 12 then all day. Ah, fun times...

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Unread postby Chai26 » 13 Aug 2007, 10:36

bugs bunny is still my idol among all cartoon characters, and always will be
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 13 Aug 2007, 12:38

So... does that mean you enjoy cross dressing and kissing short bald guys?!
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Unread postby Chai26 » 13 Aug 2007, 12:45

ThunderTitan wrote:So... does that mean you enjoy cross dressing and kissing short bald guys?!
dude, what do you mean?
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 13 Aug 2007, 12:55

Well that mostly what he did all day.... dirty little bugger that he was.
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