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Unread postby asandir » 30 May 2007, 00:47

ordinary isn't it? that mighta hurt just a bit, thank god kids are rubbery :)
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Unread postby Veldrynus » 30 May 2007, 06:07

Now, that's funny...
Veldryn 15:15 And Vel found a dirty old jawbone of a walrus and put forth his hand, and took it, and in his unholy rage, he slew thirty four thousand men and children therewith.
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Unread postby asandir » 30 May 2007, 06:56

what, that kids are rubbery? ;)
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 30 May 2007, 11:05

It's weird how little kids can survive falling from the 9th floor... it's like they're made to be abused. Guess someone/thing knew something.
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Unread postby MistWeaver » 30 May 2007, 12:13

Elvin wrote:Dammit not EVEN one guy noticed the kid or even shouted a warning? :disagree: Wake up people!
Ha.. so true. Once I was almost hit by a train, because before that, when I didnt saw any trains on sight I started walking near platform edge. Later my cell-phone rang, I put on my ear-phones, and soon become engrossed in conversation and didnt pay much attention on surroundings.

I came to sense, when train on high speed dart out from my back in 10 cm from my rucksack, while I was still on the edge of a platform, staring in one direction. That was clearly my fk up, yet, when I turned around I saw about 5-6 people with eyes wide open. And not single one of that azhlz didnt try to warn me or pull away !
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 30 May 2007, 14:20

Can you recognize them all:
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Unread postby MistWeaver » 30 May 2007, 14:50

ThunderTitan wrote:Can you recognize them all:
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Awesome :) I recognized about 80% from first sight
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Unread postby gravyluvr » 30 May 2007, 16:12

ThunderTitan wrote:Do you know where your kid is?

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I really hope that kid is fine, otherwise this makes me an ever bigger @$$hole.
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 30 May 2007, 17:30

gravyluvr wrote: In America, the parents would sue the breakdancer!
I think they did... or tried to. Guess in what country they are.
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Unread postby asandir » 31 May 2007, 01:36

oohhh .... that's a toughie :)
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Unread postby Omega_Destroyer » 02 Jun 2007, 23:05

Michael Jackson's Punchout.
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Unread postby Omega_Destroyer » 03 Jun 2007, 03:51

I just saw the babyality. I'd be surprised if that didn't kill her. If that's the case, I feel awful laughing at it.
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Unread postby Veldrynus » 03 Jun 2007, 06:45

gravyluvr wrote: In America, the parents would sue the breakdancer!
Right, and the breakdancer would sue the parents for their child disturbing the performance.
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 03 Jun 2007, 09:14

Omega_Destroyer wrote:I'd be surprised if that didn't kill her.
Small children have a way better chance of surviving a fall from the 9th floor, they have very bendable bones etc. Saw 2 cases in the in the paper just a few weeks ago. It's like they're made to be resistant to idiocy.
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Unread postby asandir » 04 Jun 2007, 04:29

nah, the baby'll be fine

and the michael jackson punch out was great :D
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Unread postby Corribus » 04 Jun 2007, 16:26

I didn't really know where to put this, so this is as good a place as any. Over at the MSNBC forums, I was reading a thread about what video games people play with their children. I found part of one guy's response amusing:
Quake II. Not necessarily a child-friendly game, but read on. My daughter at 3 was constantly having nightmares about 'monsters'. Every night she woke screaming from the monsters in her dream. We started playing Quake (she called it the boom boom game), which I customized with all monsters. I outfitted her with unlimited ammo and invulnerability. She walked around killing the monsters. After a week, she came in my room after a full night's sleep. Here is the conversation

Daddy, I had a dream last night about monsters:

I said, were you scared?

She said "No, I just railed them".
That's great, man. Instead of trying to teach your kid that there are no such thing as monsters, teach her that the best way to deal with a problem is to "rail it". ;|
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Unread postby Omega_Destroyer » 04 Jun 2007, 16:28

That girl is going to be so screwed when the real monsters come after her. :devil:
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 04 Jun 2007, 18:25

Yeah, unless she owns a gun.


And how is telling your kid that monsters aren't real gonna make her stop having bad dreams?!
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Unread postby Elvin » 04 Jun 2007, 18:47

Yes they are but if you are invulnerable they are at your mercy :devil:
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Unread postby asandir » 05 Jun 2007, 03:08

that's equal parts disturbing and amusing :D
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