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Unread postby Vlad976 » 29 Feb 2008, 02:10

Answer: An mp3 player.
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Unread postby Corribus » 29 Feb 2008, 02:46

No, no, you idgits, it's not any of those. Heavy ion cannon is where it's at.

See, how cool would THIS be on your Swiss Army Knife?

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Unread postby asandir » 29 Feb 2008, 03:29

:D nice
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Unread postby Corribus » 29 Feb 2008, 04:00

asandir wrote::D nice
See, now doesn't that beat a little pair of scissors and a nail file?? :)
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Unread postby asandir » 29 Feb 2008, 08:04

Corribus wrote:
asandir wrote::D nice
See, now doesn't that beat a little pair of scissors and a nail file?? :)
no doubt, but not perhaps a bottle opener!
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 29 Feb 2008, 10:58


A toothpick... so you can kill people with it.

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Unread postby Elvin » 29 Feb 2008, 13:04

Cool stuff Corribus, I want one :-D
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Unread postby Infiltrator » 29 Feb 2008, 16:14

A French army white flag :devious:
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Unread postby Muszka » 29 Feb 2008, 17:26

A genie-lamp to wish for whatever you want...
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Unread postby Panda Tar » 29 Feb 2008, 17:35

Specially wish not to have to use that same knife... :)
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Unread postby Kalah » 02 Mar 2008, 16:14

Time expiring... tic toc, tic toc.
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Unread postby Ethric » 02 Mar 2008, 19:01

The most important thing to have on a swiss arm knife is MacGyvers hand. As in holding it.
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Unread postby winterfate » 02 Mar 2008, 21:19

Binoculars...so you can find people to use the knife on...:devious:
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Unread postby Corribus » 02 Mar 2008, 21:27

winterfate wrote:Binoculars...so you can find people to use the knife on...:devious:
I prefer to use a jerk-detector. :devil:
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Unread postby Kalah » 02 Mar 2008, 21:27

Correct answer, round #5: A knife

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Panda Tar: "A Cross-mark, sending bandits straight to heaven. Just like the bank accounts do." - well, not overly funny, but I like that last bit. 1p.

a55a55in: "A knife... small enough to cut swiss cheese" - that's right. 3p.

asandir: "A bottle opener" - for the beer, you mean? Point for good suggestion. 1p.

Elvin: "Corkscrew for your victorious moments" - A point for you too, then... 1p.

HodgePodge: "The handle... to store all your miniature tools." - can't have a knife without a handle... 1p.

Vlad976: "An MP3 player" - weeeell, slightly useful I suppose... and I'm feeling generous. 1p.

Corribus: "A heavy ion cannon" - I want one :) 2p.

Infiltrator: "A French army white flag" - inventive, but don't need one when I've got a cannon :) 1p.

Muszka: "A genie-lamp to wish for whatever you want..." - a bit meh... I want more funny. 1p.

Ethric: "MacGyver's hand, as in holding it." - brilliant... wrong, but brilliant :-D 3p.

winterfate: "Binoculars...so you can find people to use the knife on." - meeeh... you can't really use it on anybody, can you... 0p.


That takes the score to:

Sir William S Titan - 10p
ScarlettP - 7p
Elvin - 6p
Milla - 6p
a55a55in - 5p
darknessfood - 5p
asandir - 4p
Infiltrator - 4p
Muszka - 4p
Ethric - 3p
Corribus - 2p
HodgePodge - 2p
winterfate - 2p
Zamolxis - 2p
Panda Tar - 2p
Kristo - 1p
Vlad976 - 1p


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Unread postby Corribus » 02 Mar 2008, 22:33

Left-handed?
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Unread postby Vlad976 » 02 Mar 2008, 22:43

A Southpaw. And you better watch out for his fastball too.
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Unread postby Veldrynus » 02 Mar 2008, 23:25

A communist.
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Unread postby Elvin » 02 Mar 2008, 23:34

Unorthodox :)
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Unread postby Infiltrator » 03 Mar 2008, 00:00

Liberal :hoo:
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