(this may be a long one, and probably a bad joke, but I am bored
)..
A man walks into a bar one day and he has the great looking blond at his side. They order drinks, and then they depart.
The next day, he walks into the same bar with a amazing brunette. They sit, order drinks, then they depart.
The very next day the guy walks in with a smoking red head. They sit down, order a drink, and the red head leaves without the guy.
Bartender walks over. "Ok buddy I don't get it. Two days ago you left with a blond bombshell that all the guys here would have killed for. Yesterday you left with a brunette that had half the guys with their tongue hanging out of there mouth. Today you got had one hot little red head, but she left without you. Off your game today?"
The guy sighs. "The blonde left me to persue an acting career. She found a movie producer and is going to marry him. The brunette was amazing in bed, but she thought I was too dense for her, so she left me for somebody much smarter." he sips his drink and doesn't continue.
After awhile the Bartender asks. "What about the redhead?!"
"Oh, I was with her with the brunette last night. She just came with me today to tell me she was the one the brunette was leaving me for." (Sorry odd mood tonight
).
Oh btw, this joke was told to me by Dawn. I don't know if she created it or heard it. She had a very good rythm and told it much better then I could
. I laughed till I seen spots, but definately a 'niche' joke
.