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asandir · Unread postby **asandir** » 03 Oct 2006, 03:05

it did a bit

as for gravyluvr .... maybe you could have a guest spot and write for Kalah if the weekly becomes a monthly due to workload??

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 03 Oct 2006, 08:23

Or,he could replace Kalah completelly,seeing how he is

Mod note: We wont have that kind of mod bashing here.

asandir · Unread postby **asandir** » 03 Oct 2006, 08:31

you forgot to bold DL

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 03 Oct 2006, 14:34

stefan.urlus wrote:you forgot to bold DL

And the color is wrong. But that's a bit more subtle.

Kristo · Unread postby **Kristo** » 03 Oct 2006, 16:37

And now a post from a real moderator:

That's quite enough. No more impersonating moderators, especially since you can't seem to do it correctly.

Pitsu · Unread postby **Pitsu** » 03 Oct 2006, 16:39

ThunderTitan wrote:
stefan.urlus wrote:you forgot to bold DL
And the color is wrong. But that's a bit more subtle.

Even more, moderators usually sign their editions. So next time please specify to whose mouth you put your made-up words. And then also use your imagination of what does a mod feel if you put such words into his mounth, add it to your overall annoyance and the fact that posting "mod notes" is, in fact, meant for moderators only. What would be the outcome?

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 03 Oct 2006, 16:43

Note to self:Dont try to make
practical jokes on geeks.

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 03 Oct 2006, 18:33

DaemianLucifer wrote:Note to self:Dont try to make
practical jokes on geeks.

And let this be a lesson to ya, lad.

asandir · Unread postby **asandir** » 04 Oct 2006, 03:51

now that's the way to make the mods feel better DL

Kalah · Unread postby **Kalah** » 04 Oct 2006, 11:08

Anchor: "Sorry, no interview today, our staff is busy with exams. As a replacement, we have once again brought in our admin Robenhagen, telling "Your mama" jokes."

Robenhagen: "Your mama's so ugly she put the Boogie man outta business."

Anchor: "Excellent. Give us another one."

Robenhagen: "Your mama is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes."

Anchor: "Right on. We'll be back next week."

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 04 Oct 2006, 11:13

Those jokes are always so funny.But they arent a replacement for the interview.

Milla aka. the Slayer · Unread postby **Milla aka. the Slayer** » 04 Oct 2006, 22:13

Kalah wrote:Robenhagen: "Your mama is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes."

Extraordinary

asandir · Unread postby **asandir** » 05 Oct 2006, 03:03

yep that one's pretty good

and here's a coupla others

Yo Mamma's so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.
Yo Mamma's so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.
Yo Mamma's so ugly they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.
Yo Mamma's so ugly even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her...
Yo Mamma's so ugly she turned Medusa into Stone.

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 05 Oct 2006, 14:46

stefan.urlus wrote: Yo Mamma's so ugly even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her...

Well acording to him he didn't sleep with Monica either...

asandir · Unread postby **asandir** » 06 Oct 2006, 03:21

that we know about anyway!!!

Kalah · Unread postby **Kalah** » 06 Oct 2006, 11:21

Gravity can't be attracted to anything, only objects can... and that's the reason why I have Robenhagen select a few goodies of these jokes.

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 06 Oct 2006, 11:25

Kalah wrote:Gravity can't be attracted to anything, only objects can...

We don't even know what gravity is, so that's a pretty bold statement.

Kalah · Unread postby **Kalah** » 06 Oct 2006, 12:12

Sure. But it doesn't make the joke any less bad. I rule, and if there's anything cooler than me around here I want it caught and shot, now.

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 06 Oct 2006, 12:38

Sorry, all of us are hot.

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 06 Oct 2006, 14:04

Kalah wrote:Gravity can't be attracted to anything, only objects can...

That depends.If gravity is particle based,then it can.If it is a space-time distortion(much more likely),then it cant.

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