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Don't Download This Song
by Al Yankovic

Lyrics:

Once in a while maybe you will feel the urge
To break international copyright law
By downloading MP3s from file-sharing sites
Like Morpheus or Grokster or Limewire or KaZaA

But deep in your heart you know the guilt would drive you mad
And the shame would leave a permanent scar
'Cause you start out stealing songs and then you're robbing liquor stores
And sellin' crack and runnin' over school kids with your car

So don't download this song
The record store's where you belong
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should
Oh, don't download this song

Oh, you don't wanna mess with the R-I-double-A
They'll sue you if you burn that CD-R
It doesn't matter if you're a grandma or a seven year old girl
They'll treat you like the evil hard-bitten criminal scum you are

So don't download this song
Don't go pirating music all day long
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should
Oh, don't download this song

Don't take away money from artists just like me
How else can I afford another solid gold Hum-Vee
And diamond-studded swimming pools
These things don't grow on trees
So all I ask is, "Everybody, please..."

Don't donwload this song (Don't do it, no, no)
Even Lars Ulrich knows it's wrong (You can just ask him)
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should (You really should)
Oh, don't download this song

Don't donwload this song (Oh please, don't you do it)
Or you might wind up in jail like Tommy Chong (Remember Tommy)
Go and buy the CD (Right now) like you know that you should (Go out and buy it)
Oh, don't download this song

Don't download this song (No, no, no, no, no, no)
You'll burn in hell before too long (and you'll deserve it)
Go and buy the CD (Just buy it) like you know that you should (You cheap bastard)
Oh, don't download this song

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 18 Sep 2006, 23:41

But deep in your heart you know the guilt would drive you mad
And the shame would leave a permanent scar
'Cause you start out stealing songs and then you're robbing liquor stores
And sellin' crack and runnin' over school kids with your car

Oh thats rich!I love that weirdo!

And Im Galactic Gargle Blaster again!Ha!How many of you can say that they had that tittle every day?Yes,envy me!

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 18 Sep 2006, 23:42

Some more Bush and open debate: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Fj9EMNrfMOk& ... ed&search=

asandir · Unread postby **asandir** » 19 Sep 2006, 00:47

i love weird al's stuff, the ebay song is one of my favourites
http://www.imagestorepro.com/ebay_song.html

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 19 Sep 2006, 00:57

The eBay Song Is By Weird AL... Buy The CD Now From Amazon!!!

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 19 Sep 2006, 19:09

Microscopic art: http://www.snopes.com/photos/arts/microscopic.asp

Jon Stewart on Crossfire (old, but gold): http://youtube.com/watch?v=aFQFB5YpDZE& ... ed&search=

SF battles: Kirk vs Picard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsAc439VWjw

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 19 Sep 2006, 23:01

Daily effect?

After that daily show about cavuto,I cannot help but laugh at the "?" in the news headlines.Luckily our news still dont use that.

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 19 Sep 2006, 23:12

Pls, Daily Show pwns all other news shows. And sadly is more honest too.

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 21 Sep 2006, 11:01

For everyone that want to loose some weight,heres how

Frohman elite!

This sucks

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 21 Sep 2006, 18:14

Milla aka. the Slayer · Unread postby **Milla aka. the Slayer** » 21 Sep 2006, 18:34

Ha ha! That should get the driver's attention

theLuckyDragon · Unread postby **theLuckyDragon** » 21 Sep 2006, 18:35

*ow* Stop it! You're killing me!

Literally.

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 21 Sep 2006, 18:59

Milla aka. the Slayer wrote:That should get the driver's attention

Especialy if he's a Balrog.

@tLD:

Feel my long range killing power.

theLuckyDragon · Unread postby **theLuckyDragon** » 21 Sep 2006, 19:00

Hey, didn't Gandalf say "shall not" not "cannot"?

@TT
Oh, yeah, sure Mister Tier 7 Ranged Unit

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 21 Sep 2006, 19:02

theLuckyDragon wrote: Oh, yeah, sure Mister Almost Nekkid Tier 7 Ranged Unit

Call Lightning....

Some Mac ads parodies:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DcoWYY9G5_Y& ... ed&search=
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zTVohmuBGTI& ... ed&search=
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0Hb6VCunohc& ... ed&search=

Colbert reports:

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/547 ... iends.html

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