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Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 11 Jan 2006, 20:06

theLuckyDragon wrote:I suggest replacing one of those with the Mutated Giant Sea Horse, so that they'll have some cavalry. The Sea Horses would all be male and their special ability would be to release its children on the battlefield to distract enemies. Their arch-enemy would be the Bad Dream Donkey/Nightmare, who would just fry those little critters and eat them.
Maybe it could be the upgrade for catfish.Female cat upgrades to male horse.Seems perfectly logical to me :devil:
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Unread postby theLuckyDragon » 11 Jan 2006, 20:16

:lol: :D :lol: :lol: cat --> horse :lol: :lol: :D :lol:

I must specify something about the 1"-1.25" thingy at the bottom of the drawing... the " stands for nautical miles. Or, if you're still not happy, for parsecs. :) Moreover, it's supposed to be put on a flag or something.
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Unread postby Gaidal Cain » 11 Jan 2006, 20:20

OK. But where's the mutated parts?
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Unread postby theLuckyDragon » 11 Jan 2006, 20:25

But... Can't you see its wicked smile? It's blood-curdling death stare (it's the Mother of All Mighty Gorgons!)? It's deceptivley peaceful looking small fin? Who knows what's waiting inside... so it's best to not get eaten by it.
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Unread postby Gaidal Cain » 11 Jan 2006, 20:28

If it aint got tentacles, it can't be mutated ;)

I'm moving this to campfire as well. It's not a H5 topic proper.
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Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 11 Jan 2006, 20:29

Mother?I thought its a he :devil:
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Unread postby theLuckyDragon » 11 Jan 2006, 20:35

Well... maybe, or maybe not. I said she because in Romanian "whale" is of the feminine gender ("balenă" if anyone's curious).
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 11 Jan 2006, 20:41

theLuckyDragon wrote:How about this as a symbol? :)

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Were are the tentacles? And the giant missile-horn?
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Unread postby theLuckyDragon » 11 Jan 2006, 21:00

As I said before, they're on the inside. And of course, the Giant Mutated Whale is very discreet and never shows its... "capabilities" just like that. That deceptive smile hides a fiendish mind. :)
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 12 Jan 2006, 00:07

Tentacleus:

# Aka: Mutie Sea-Life, Tentacles-R-US
# Associated colors: green (puke), tentacle
# Worship: The Unknown Mutated Gaint Many-Tentacled Dragon-Whale
# Core philosophy: “"We mutate... and have tentacles, mostly!" Mutation without tentacles is no mutation at all.
# Country / kingdom: the Sunken Mutated Gaint Cities
# Capital city: Unpronounce-able aka Tentacle City
# Key symbols: The Really Cute Lucky Whale; The Tentacle Sea;
# Description:

The Tentacle Muties are a society in which ones place in life is determined by giantness and number of tentacles. Each city is rules by the biggest and most tentacled of the residents. The capital is determined by which rules was more tentacles which leads to a constant race between cities, whose rules seek more and more tentacle causing mutagens so they and their cities can be the BIG KAHUNA!

History coming later! (if anyone wants to post it be my guest)! I'm also taking sugestions on town name!

The Tentacle Sea:
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EDIT: Don't ever do a google search on tentacles + pictures....
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Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 12 Jan 2006, 04:36

Hahaha!I like it.And you know that there is a box that excludes mature contents,right?
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Unread postby Veldrynus » 12 Jan 2006, 09:05

I am reposting the full list of stupid creature names/ideas collected by Marelt Ekiran and me on the old RT forums and the Heroes Community. All names were REAL proposals for H5. Unfortunately, none of these seems (yet) to be included in the game.


Helish Imp
Biclops
Triclops
Sea Warrior Dragon
Mermen
Hellgog
Scorpicore Lord
Behemoth Crab
Orcgoblin
Dragon Hydra
Negative Aura
Eternal Flame
Dwarven Flying Machine
Goblin Workdoll
Boogy Man
Harpy Witch
Corpse Candle
Headreaper
Rotting Hulk
Mutated Gaint Whale
Gypsy
Frogling
Shadowimp
Voodoo Shaman
Undead Chariot
Screaming Skull Catapult
Griffon Balista
Cursed Lady
Tricorn
Panda
Peasant Lord
Gorilla
Evil Waspwort
Dark Raven
Tree Father
Black Dragon Warrior
Luck Bird
Totem of Life
Will-O-Sprite
Unicorn Lifemare
Exploding-shell Cannon
Doctor Concoctor
Pyromare
Sandwhale
Darkomancer
Macrotroll
Crystal Owl
Backwoodsman
Marrionette
Junkie
Mutated Tree
Vicious Skysnake
Rot Golem
Master Brownie
Stormmare
Mad Doctor
Unisus
Eskimo
Ice Toad
Insane Muse
Time Elemental
Nixie
Penguin
Flying Carpet
Hippocampus
Two-headed man
Spiderwoman
Earth Worm
Fleshmade Abomination
Blob Wyrm
Mounted Faeri Archress
Naturalist
Satyr Warrior
Cockatrice Berserker
Psychic Being
Beastdemon
Flamelauncher
Savage Sea Lion
Sea Naga
Kobold Swiftmover
Cobra Hydra
Olimpus Cyclops
Scarecrow
Bull Minotaur
Psychic Spirit
Thundering Golem
Mechanical dog
Steel Tarantula
Diamond Eagle
Frost Elf
Stinging Snail
Tsunami Kraken
Bear Shaman
Mocking Bird
Diamond Creature
Nightingale
Carriage of Death
Excecutioner
Hell swarm
King Kong
Giant Mosquito
Sand Elemental
Snow Ball
Alligator
Slime Prince
Moon Bear
Alien
Fortune teller
Queen of Hearts
T. Rex
Arch-Banshee
beautfa memaids
the windfish
the ancien legend
lord of sky
dream unicorn
all seeing eyes
flower sprite
river elemental
ground elemantal
hydros wyvern
deamon right hand
evilness deamon
magma gog
hellfire gargoyle
evilhel efreet
fire devil
slash behemont
evil mummie
dead zombie
red lichking
sun elemental
blueflame bird
blood elf lord
blood messanger
blood red dragon
dragon of darkness people

Long list, isn't it ? :proud:
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Unread postby Fenris » 12 Jan 2006, 09:23

I would have loved it if King Kong and the Stinging Snail showed up in H5.

Mutated Tree Is it gaint too?

And what on earth is the Ancient Legend?
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Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 12 Jan 2006, 09:32

Just to repost some of my comments:

Triclops can be found as one of the villains in He-Man(which is a stupid name as well).

Time Elemental is one of the monsters from D&D.
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 12 Jan 2006, 09:56

DaemianLucifer wrote: Triclops can be found as one of the villains in He-Man(which is a stupid name as well).
No love for the Quatroclops? And there definatly should be a She-Woman!
And you know that there is a box that excludes mature contents,right?
What?
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Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 12 Jan 2006, 10:35

There is no She-Woman,but there is She-Ra though.Maybe Ra means woman in some language :devil:

Use advanced search and turn the filtering to strict.Then youll exclude most of mature pictures.
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Unread postby Gaidal Cain » 12 Jan 2006, 12:19

ThunderTitan wrote:Tentacleus:
# Worship: The Unknown Mutated Gaint Many-Tentacled Dragon-Whale
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 12 Jan 2006, 13:04

DaemianLucifer wrote: Use advanced search and turn the filtering to strict.Then youll exclude most of mature pictures.
Oh... in google! I already got pictures for the Tentacle Sea so there is no more need! :D
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Unread postby Vlad976 » 12 Jan 2006, 14:38

Aw, nobody thought up Evil Bunny
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Unread postby Fenris » 12 Jan 2006, 16:43

Vlad976 wrote:Aw, nobody thought up Evil Bunny
They didn't want to take the risk of being sued by Monty Python.
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