Cranky on Patch 1.2

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Cranky on Patch 1.2

Unread postby Angelspit » 01 Aug 2006, 19:03

When the Cranky Hero applied patch 1.2 to his game, things went a little crazy, to say the least. See if you can spot all the newly introduced features of the update. Thanks again to Marzhin who had no problem recreating the style and spirit of the grumpy Heroes player.

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Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 01 Aug 2006, 19:17

:lolu: :lolu: :lolu: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Cranky always cra(n/c)ks me up!

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Unread postby Kalah » 01 Aug 2006, 19:22

Crankyyy!! OK, I had seen it already, but it still gave me another laugh.
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Unread postby LordErtz » 01 Aug 2006, 19:39

It's like I AM cranky!

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Unread postby addicted » 01 Aug 2006, 20:03

"Patch Eternal", you got that right! Like patching forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever!!!!!!!!!!!
:rofl: I needed a laugh!
btw, Good job

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Unread postby Zombie_Inc » 01 Aug 2006, 20:36

I got three letters for ya: L O L!!

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Unread postby Qlczas-PL » 01 Aug 2006, 20:50

but really, now... beside all the laughing etc.

is it only me, or patch 1.2 really is that bad? "suxxx all the way..."
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Unread postby Grumpy Old Wizard » 01 Aug 2006, 20:51

:rofl:

Cranky is quite a character. :)

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Unread postby AllanPoe » 01 Aug 2006, 21:04

What I liked the most was the "no text found" T-shirt. Great idea! Ubi could start marketing those T-shirts...

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Unread postby Vlaad II » 01 Aug 2006, 21:37

LMAO This is my favorite so far! :D

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Cranky on Patch 1.2

Unread postby VortexD » 02 Aug 2006, 01:05

Another precious joke, very funny. This should become mandatory lecture in the next Heroes manual. Keep up the good work Cranky Hero!
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Unread postby HodgePodge » 02 Aug 2006, 02:51

:rofl: Ha ha ha! Patching Eternal! :rofl:
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Unread postby asandir » 02 Aug 2006, 04:58

very good :D patching eternal indeed

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Unread postby Orfinn » 02 Aug 2006, 06:07

hehe, that was hilarious :lolu:

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Unread postby Robenhagen » 02 Aug 2006, 15:49

ROFL :rofl:
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Unread postby ChinaBlue » 02 Aug 2006, 20:28

:-D really made me lol and at a moment I needed it most. Cranky has another fan.

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Cranky on Patch 1.2

Unread postby Campaigner » 03 Aug 2006, 00:21

This one is even better then the last one :D And so catching, patching eternal! ^^

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Cranky on Patch 1.2

Unread postby soupnazii » 05 Aug 2006, 05:11

funny :)


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