Cranky Returns: The Hot Key

Angelspit · Unread postby **Angelspit** » 25 Jul 2006, 13:17

After a long vacation, the Celestial Heavens mascott is back to work in a new series. Since Robenhagen and I were busy with various things, we had to recruit a new artist: Marzhin stepped up the plate and draw a new and improved Cranky, while I focused on the writing. Today, Cranky explores his keyboard's private parts.

During the next few weeks, we'll try to stick to a regular schedule. After all, the patches, the bugs and the cutscenes should provide enough material for months. If you'd like to see more of Marzhin's work, check out Morons of Might and Magic.

maltz · Unread postby **maltz** » 25 Jul 2006, 13:48

I thought this website is rated G...

Just FYI, "waiting" substract the initiative counter by 50, instead of 100 as in defense and action. It is equivalent to an action plus a good morale.

Edited on Tue, Jul 25 2006, 09:18 by maltz

VortexD · Unread postby **VortexD** » 25 Jul 2006, 13:54

Oh that was such a good one. I think this is OK for a PG rating. Mommy what's cl*tor*s?

This site is rated PG right?

Orfinn · Unread postby **Orfinn** » 25 Jul 2006, 13:55

Hehe nice one

Xenofex.XVII · Unread postby **Xenofex.XVII** » 25 Jul 2006, 14:35

Funny

Torur · Unread postby **Torur** » 25 Jul 2006, 14:37

Uh... abit under the belt, but still funny...

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 25 Jul 2006, 14:50

BEST.ANALOGY.EVER.

Sikon · Unread postby **Sikon** » 25 Jul 2006, 16:04

Who or what is depicted on the calendar?

Angelspit · Unread postby **Angelspit** » 25 Jul 2006, 16:08

Marzhin tells me it's a Japanese girl dressed as Pikachu (following a trend started in one of the first strips).

Kalah · Unread postby **Kalah** » 25 Jul 2006, 16:09

Great fun!

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 25 Jul 2006, 17:07

Im guessing that targeting gated creatures is the G-spot then

Vlaad II · Unread postby **Vlaad II** » 25 Jul 2006, 17:49

LMAO

LordErtz · Unread postby **LordErtz** » 25 Jul 2006, 18:14

LMFAO!!!!!! Funniest thing ever

soupnazii · Unread postby **soupnazii** » 25 Jul 2006, 18:48

good one

Ethric · Unread postby **Ethric** » 25 Jul 2006, 19:06

Funny stuff

Keep searching, guys

Kalah · Unread postby **Kalah** » 25 Jul 2006, 22:22

Though I wonder why Cranky didn't know how to use the keyboard's W key... You could in H4 and you can in H5..

Ethric · Unread postby **Ethric** » 25 Jul 2006, 22:30

Cranky has the intelligence of an orc, like his father

Clearly Celeste is the brains in the family

addicted · Unread postby **addicted** » 26 Jul 2006, 02:55

Last Pic, Ain't that the truth!!!!!

I am so quacked up, I can't quit laughing, not good for an old lady with a breathing problem (the laughing part)!!!!

Loved it!

HodgePodge · Unread postby **HodgePodge** » 26 Jul 2006, 03:22

… Hey! This is a family forum! …

asandir · Unread postby **asandir** » 26 Jul 2006, 03:59

ahahahaha .... very good, loved the analogy, good work

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