just compare your "golden" bars with this pic of real gold!
oooops, better get on topic now...heh
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Studio Commentary: "Taking the boards with storm is a new member from the land of flatness, diners and bicycles; a rarity indeed – a girl who is both sexy and a geek. Give it up for the nice little Danish who brings the "cheek" back into cheeky – Milla."
Anchor: "Welcome to the studio, Miss. Are you comfortable?"
Milla: "Yes, thank you. You know, those guys really didn't have to carry this couch all the way upstairs."
Maintenance crew: "Our pleasure, ma'am!"
Anchor: "By the way, now that you're up here finally, how long until that employees' shower is finished? I have a date later and I don't have time to go home."
Maintenance crew: "What time is it?"
Anchor: "It's 6 o'clock."
Maintenance crew: "Okay, we started the remodelling at 3:30. It took an hour to install the new pipes, another hour for the interior… hmm… Thursday."
Anchor: "D'oh!"
Milla: "Back to me."
Anchor: "Yes, you have made quite an appearance here on the board; getting your picture posted on the main site after only a few days etc. How's the warm reception been?"
Milla: "Very nice. Heart-warming, in fact."
Anchor: "You get the same welcome at parties?"
Milla: "I do, yes."
Anchor: "Why do you think it is that while a 41 year old overweight man from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania gets a "hello" and a "how are ya", you attract guys to the Campfire you frequent like a honey cake attracts sugar craving seven-year-olds?"
Milla: "I think this forum is just full of friendly members who will talk to anybody – they're nice, polite, don't flame anyone; I've never seen newbies being treated so well in a forum. It's like you're home two minutes after you registered. Of course, it could also have something to do with the fact that one of my first posts contained the word "G-string", but I dunno."
Anchor: "You also brought a friend to the board, and it seems you have caused a bit of a Scandinavian revival in the Campfire?"
Milla: "Yes, there are many of us here – can't imagine why. Norwegians, Swedes (who you'd think would be busy watching football), and of course the great Danes; there are dozens and at times it seems we are more plentiful than any other group."
Anchor: "This is positive, surely?"
Milla: "Surely, but I'd really like to see some more diversity – Japanese, Africans, you know – people from all over. Why aren't more of those around?"
Anchor: "Because the Japanese are too busy playing "World of Warcraft" and "Starcraft" and other games with the suffix "-craft" in them, and the Africans are too busy trying to find something to eat."
Milla: "So, what's your favourite food?"
Anchor: "Hey! That's my line!"
Milla: "Is it? Oh, yes I see now, sorry."
Anchor: "…"
Milla: "Well?"
Anchor: "Well, what?"
Milla: "Aren't you going to ask me what my favourite food is?"
Anchor: "No, you've already done that. Ruined the surprise and everything."
Milla: "The questions are surprises?"
Anchor: "Hell, yes! Do you have any idea how much time goes into preparing these questions? You have to take into account what kind of activity the interviewee has shown on the board the last few weeks, what sort of response he or she has triggered – I mean there are literally hundreds of different variables! Each one changing from person to person! Why do you think these interviews are becoming so rare?"
Milla: "Thought it was because you were busy playing Heroes 5."
Anchor: "Now, don't get cute with me – I'm the boss, applesauce, and if you misbehave I'll have to call a certain Summoner and have him bring his Widowmaker."
Milla: "…"
Anchor: "…"
Milla: "You know, that actually sounded quite…"
Anchor: "Woah! Woawoawoah we have a young audience, let's keep the use of certain objects unmentioned and move on to…"
Milla: "I'm already cute, you know. I can't get cute with you because I already am."
Anchor: "And I'm sure the three guys from maintenance still hanging around – rather conspicuously – would agree."
Maintenance guy: "Permission to drool, ma'am."
Anchor: "Shut it! Go fix the bloody shower!"
Milla: "Anywaaaay, my favourite food is a biiig double chocolate fudge ice cream with chocolate sauce, chocolate whipped cream, chocolate sprinkles and…"
Anchor: "… a shot of insulin."
Milla: "I also like Danish."
Anchor: "You prefer home brew?"
Milla: "I was talking about the pastry."
Anchor: "… I knew that. What I meant was… er… do you make them yourself?"
Milla: "Nah, I buy 'em."
Anchor: "Right."
Milla: "Nice save, btw."
Anchor: "Okay, let's return to our questions."
Milla: "Hang on, my back is killing me – I gotta stand up and stretch… oh, ahh, mmm… *yawn* Oooh, that's much better. What was it we were doing?"
Anchor: "I… I need a cigarette."
Milla: "Now, questions. Hit me."
Anchor: "…"
Milla: "…"
Anchor: "… nah, even I thought that one was too cheap. So, we know how you look like, what you like to eat, the type and colour of your underwear, there's really nothing left to ask you, is there?"
Milla: "You run the show."
Anchor: "OK, that's it for this edition – we would like to close by saying no animals have been hurt or killed in the makings of this broadcast, except for a baby seal, four stunt dogs, a rare albino African boa, a school of dolphins, a beagle, fifty-two Elvis impersonators, an alpha chimp, two African bull elephants, eighteen college students, seventeen cows, an Amish farmer, two condors, a fan boy named Wayne "Sheckey" George, a falabella, a rare black rhino, a couple of lemurs, a silverback gorilla, a colony of Savannah baboons, a leper from Calcutta, six pandas, eighty-seven domesticated house cats, a spider monkey named "Chet", a fly, a long-haired wiener dog and the kitchen sink."
Studio Commentary: "That concludes this week's interview. Stay tuned for another edition next week, when our janitor Leslie tries out his latest pick-up line: "I'm not wearing any pants". "
Anchor: "Welcome to the studio, Miss. Are you comfortable?"
Milla: "Yes, thank you. You know, those guys really didn't have to carry this couch all the way upstairs."
Maintenance crew: "Our pleasure, ma'am!"
Anchor: "By the way, now that you're up here finally, how long until that employees' shower is finished? I have a date later and I don't have time to go home."
Maintenance crew: "What time is it?"
Anchor: "It's 6 o'clock."
Maintenance crew: "Okay, we started the remodelling at 3:30. It took an hour to install the new pipes, another hour for the interior… hmm… Thursday."
Anchor: "D'oh!"
Milla: "Back to me."
Anchor: "Yes, you have made quite an appearance here on the board; getting your picture posted on the main site after only a few days etc. How's the warm reception been?"
Milla: "Very nice. Heart-warming, in fact."
Anchor: "You get the same welcome at parties?"
Milla: "I do, yes."
Anchor: "Why do you think it is that while a 41 year old overweight man from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania gets a "hello" and a "how are ya", you attract guys to the Campfire you frequent like a honey cake attracts sugar craving seven-year-olds?"
Milla: "I think this forum is just full of friendly members who will talk to anybody – they're nice, polite, don't flame anyone; I've never seen newbies being treated so well in a forum. It's like you're home two minutes after you registered. Of course, it could also have something to do with the fact that one of my first posts contained the word "G-string", but I dunno."
Anchor: "You also brought a friend to the board, and it seems you have caused a bit of a Scandinavian revival in the Campfire?"
Milla: "Yes, there are many of us here – can't imagine why. Norwegians, Swedes (who you'd think would be busy watching football), and of course the great Danes; there are dozens and at times it seems we are more plentiful than any other group."
Anchor: "This is positive, surely?"
Milla: "Surely, but I'd really like to see some more diversity – Japanese, Africans, you know – people from all over. Why aren't more of those around?"
Anchor: "Because the Japanese are too busy playing "World of Warcraft" and "Starcraft" and other games with the suffix "-craft" in them, and the Africans are too busy trying to find something to eat."
Milla: "So, what's your favourite food?"
Anchor: "Hey! That's my line!"
Milla: "Is it? Oh, yes I see now, sorry."
Anchor: "…"
Milla: "Well?"
Anchor: "Well, what?"
Milla: "Aren't you going to ask me what my favourite food is?"
Anchor: "No, you've already done that. Ruined the surprise and everything."
Milla: "The questions are surprises?"
Anchor: "Hell, yes! Do you have any idea how much time goes into preparing these questions? You have to take into account what kind of activity the interviewee has shown on the board the last few weeks, what sort of response he or she has triggered – I mean there are literally hundreds of different variables! Each one changing from person to person! Why do you think these interviews are becoming so rare?"
Milla: "Thought it was because you were busy playing Heroes 5."
Anchor: "Now, don't get cute with me – I'm the boss, applesauce, and if you misbehave I'll have to call a certain Summoner and have him bring his Widowmaker."
Milla: "…"
Anchor: "…"
Milla: "You know, that actually sounded quite…"
Anchor: "Woah! Woawoawoah we have a young audience, let's keep the use of certain objects unmentioned and move on to…"
Milla: "I'm already cute, you know. I can't get cute with you because I already am."
Anchor: "And I'm sure the three guys from maintenance still hanging around – rather conspicuously – would agree."
Maintenance guy: "Permission to drool, ma'am."
Anchor: "Shut it! Go fix the bloody shower!"
Milla: "Anywaaaay, my favourite food is a biiig double chocolate fudge ice cream with chocolate sauce, chocolate whipped cream, chocolate sprinkles and…"
Anchor: "… a shot of insulin."
Milla: "I also like Danish."
Anchor: "You prefer home brew?"
Milla: "I was talking about the pastry."
Anchor: "… I knew that. What I meant was… er… do you make them yourself?"
Milla: "Nah, I buy 'em."
Anchor: "Right."
Milla: "Nice save, btw."
Anchor: "Okay, let's return to our questions."
Milla: "Hang on, my back is killing me – I gotta stand up and stretch… oh, ahh, mmm… *yawn* Oooh, that's much better. What was it we were doing?"
Anchor: "I… I need a cigarette."
Milla: "Now, questions. Hit me."
Anchor: "…"
Milla: "…"
Anchor: "… nah, even I thought that one was too cheap. So, we know how you look like, what you like to eat, the type and colour of your underwear, there's really nothing left to ask you, is there?"
Milla: "You run the show."
Anchor: "OK, that's it for this edition – we would like to close by saying no animals have been hurt or killed in the makings of this broadcast, except for a baby seal, four stunt dogs, a rare albino African boa, a school of dolphins, a beagle, fifty-two Elvis impersonators, an alpha chimp, two African bull elephants, eighteen college students, seventeen cows, an Amish farmer, two condors, a fan boy named Wayne "Sheckey" George, a falabella, a rare black rhino, a couple of lemurs, a silverback gorilla, a colony of Savannah baboons, a leper from Calcutta, six pandas, eighty-seven domesticated house cats, a spider monkey named "Chet", a fly, a long-haired wiener dog and the kitchen sink."
Studio Commentary: "That concludes this week's interview. Stay tuned for another edition next week, when our janitor Leslie tries out his latest pick-up line: "I'm not wearing any pants". "
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Revival?! How about takeover of certain threads?Anchor: "You also brought a friend to the board, and it seems you have caused a bit of a Scandinavian revival in the Campfire?"
Funny stuff... for a PG-13 forum...
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Hehe...it's so like me to be totally unaware of what's going on around meKalah wrote:Milla: "Hang on, my back is killing me – I gotta stand up and stretch… oh, ahh, mmm… *yawn* Oooh, that's much better. What was it we were doing?"
Anchor: "I… I need a cigarette."
Milla: "Now, questions. Hit me."
Good one Kalah
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Studio Commentary: "Sorry, folks – no interview today. Our staff is busy playing Tetris... As a replacement, here's our staff member Socketboy telling your mama jokes."
Socketboy: "Your mama's so fat that when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road, I ran out of gas."
Studio Commentary: "Excellent."
Socketboy: "Now that I have your attention, may I just add on a personal note... if anybody's out there – please HEEEELP! These guys are crazy! They force me to write their codes for them, tie me up at night and ummphh...! heellppp...!!" *muffled noises*
Studio Commentary: "Erhm. Please tune in next week, when Kalah says: "Who's ya daddy!?"."
Socketboy: "Your mama's so fat that when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road, I ran out of gas."
Studio Commentary: "Excellent."
Socketboy: "Now that I have your attention, may I just add on a personal note... if anybody's out there – please HEEEELP! These guys are crazy! They force me to write their codes for them, tie me up at night and ummphh...! heellppp...!!" *muffled noises*
Studio Commentary: "Erhm. Please tune in next week, when Kalah says: "Who's ya daddy!?"."
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And again I'm left out.a55a55in wrote:Is it me, or is Damien Lucifer's post count is back to '0'
Oh well, at leat GC modified his post to include me. Poor Socketboy, at least you could lock him in a room, but tieing him up at night? Doesn't ht e floor get all wet?
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