Round Table Weekly

Milla aka. the Slayer · Unread postby **Milla aka. the Slayer** » 29 May 2006, 17:20

Well, I don't know the real story, I just know the myth about Dracula..

Watermelons ehh? Sounds like an interesting story

Kalah · Unread postby **Kalah** » 12 Jun 2006, 15:19

Studio Commentary: "It's getting rarer and rarer, though quality remains the order of the day. More like a hand-built Lamborghini than a Toyota fresh off the assembly line, it's here once again to amuse you – it's... the Round Table Weekly."

Anchor: "Right, here with us this week is the winner of the "who-knows-what-Kalah's-got-in-his-tube-contest", and we pray to God there's nothing perverted about that, as we welcome Vlad976 to our studio."
Vlad: "Danke schön, danke schön, good to be here (finally – took you long enough...)."
Anchor: "Your name, by the way – should we call you Vladninesevensix, or..."
Vlad: "Please don't."
Anchor: "Because, you know, we had this thing with a guy called afivefiveafivefivein and..."
Vlad: "Yeah."
Anchor: "Right, well, so what do you do, Vladimir?"
Vlad: "It's just Vlad."
Anchor: "Thought that was short for Vladimir."
Vlad: "It's not. Well, it can be – in the U.S. maybe. But... oh, it's complicated. Just call me Vlad, will you?"
Anchor: "Righty-O, Vladdy-boy."
Vlad: "Oh, God..."
Anchor: "God, is it now? Bit of a funny name, isn't it?"
Vlad: "Will you just get on with it!"
Anchor: "Right, to start: You have just been offered a position as moderator of the Heroes Round Table, how does that..."
Vlad: "I have?"
Anchor: "... er... I have it on note here that you have... I mean, we have it from reliable sources, not like the time when we were told Paul McCartney was pregnant... You check your PMs lately?"
Vlad: "I don't have PMS, I'm a guy, remember... oh! you mean... oh, yeah, I'll check them right away."
Anchor: "Hang on a bit, will you, we're live and our sponsor would like you to answer some questions which will enable me to mention them casually."
Vlad: "Sure, no problem."
Anchor: "I don't suppose you'd have much trouble saying yes to such a position in the forum?"
Vlad: "Well, what's the pay like?"
Anchor: "There's no money involved, as far as I know."
Vlad: "No money? You mean those guys who read everything and stay online 24/7 don't even get paid? Man, I just got a whole new sense of respect for lurkers... what about fringe benefits?"
Anchor: "There's a mods only forum, I think."
Vlad: "That's cool. Could post nonsense just to boost our post counts and nobody would be the wiser..."
Anchor: "And then there's the buttons enabling you to delete, close and move things."
Vlad: "Oooh, power trip."
Anchor: "So you'll say yes?"
Vlad: "Gotta ask mom first."
Anchor: "I see. Now for something completely different: it's time for the World Cup."
Vlad: "Good, I like golf."
Anchor: "The World Cup is football."
Vlad: "That game with the wickets?"
Anchor: "No."
Vlad: "Then I don't know."
Anchor: "And here I was, thinking we could fill a couple of minutes with this..."
Vlad: "Don't you have, like, a list of topics we can discuss?"
Anchor: "Well, let's see... hairstyles, Paris Hilton's dog, turtle races, the appearance of superstrings on empty space..."
Vlad: "This is kinda like the Monty Python sketch, isn't it?"
Anchor: "The one with John Cleese as an American waiter?"
Vlad: "No, I meant the one where they say: "Man, this stinks" and decide to just stop the whole thing."
Anchor: "Ah."
Vlad: "You want to quit?"
Anchor: "Yeah, sure."

Studio Commentary: "We apologize for this inconvenience, it appears our interviewer and interviewee have left the studio. In their stead, we have drafted in an RT admin, telling Your Mama jokes."
Robenhagen: "Your mama is so fat, she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a Gameboy."

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 12 Jun 2006, 15:31

Kalah wrote: Vlad: "Gotta ask mom first."

Kalah wrote: Robenhagen: "Your mama is so fat, she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a Gameboy."

So dlav finally made it in here as well

Vlad976 · Unread postby **Vlad976** » 12 Jun 2006, 15:52

Kalah wrote:Vlad: "Danke schön, danke schön, good to be here (finally – took you long enough...)."

Hmm, I seem to have unconsciously learned a third language. Something else to put on the resume...

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 12 Jun 2006, 17:37

Vlad976 wrote: Something else to put on the resume...

Yeah "I know how to say Thank you! in german." does sound impressive on any resume.

theLuckyDragon · Unread postby **theLuckyDragon** » 12 Jun 2006, 17:39

Hey, look! New moderator!

Another good one Kalah!

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 12 Jun 2006, 17:42

theLuckyDragon wrote:Hey, look! New moderator!

Yeah, they appear to be everywhere nowadays.

Orfinn · Unread postby **Orfinn** » 12 Jun 2006, 18:52

Haha, hilarious as always, keep it up

And yes since there are so much spam theze dayz more mods are needed

Corribus · Unread postby **Corribus** » 12 Jun 2006, 20:41

Why does Orfinn get only a silver bar but Tt gets a gold one - they are the same "rank"?

Thing that makes you go "hmmmm..."

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 12 Jun 2006, 21:08

True explination: Kalah knows i prefer silver to gold.

[T]osHiro · Unread postby **[T]osHiro** » 13 Jun 2006, 08:04

That was a good one..though it didn't cheer me up after Japan's defeat

How about another interview of some of the former interviewees together, like a 'reunion'. That should spice thing up, a bit.

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 13 Jun 2006, 08:43

a55a55in wrote:How about another interview of some of the former interviewees together, like a 'reunion'. That should spice thing up, a bit.

Looks like someones crying to be interviewed again

theLuckyDragon · Unread postby **theLuckyDragon** » 13 Jun 2006, 12:05

Corribus wrote:Why does Orfinn get only a silver bar but Tt gets a gold one - they are the same "rank"?

Thing that makes you go "hmmmm..."

I was surprised too when I got a silver bar instead of a golden one. Whatever... it's not that important and the color fits my picture better.

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 13 Jun 2006, 12:41

Corribus wrote:Why does Orfinn get only a silver bar but Tt gets a gold one - they are the same "rank"?

Thing that makes you go "hmmmm..."

Well,explain it anyway you want,but we all know that gold is much more valuable then silver

Corribus · Unread postby **Corribus** » 13 Jun 2006, 13:32

DaemianLucifer wrote:Well,explain it anyway you want,but we all know that gold is much more valuable then silver

It's not silver. It's platinum. I just called it silver to spare you injury to your feelings of self-worth.

Orfinn · Unread postby **Orfinn** » 13 Jun 2006, 14:08

Silver, platinium whatever, I like it more than the "golden" bars TT and DL have which in fact are yellow

Second silver fits my pic very well too

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 13 Jun 2006, 14:15

Corribus wrote: It's not silver. It's platinum. I just called it silver to spare you injury to your feelings of self-worth.

As far as I know there are no platinum medals in any competitions,but there are silver ones,and they are second to gold ones.So

Vlad976 · Unread postby **Vlad976** » 13 Jun 2006, 17:25

Except this isn't a competition. Awards of platinum are perfectly legit.

theLuckyDragon · Unread postby **theLuckyDragon** » 13 Jun 2006, 18:18

Vlad976 wrote:Awards of platinum are perfectly legit.

If the moderator, says so, then I don't mind...

DL & TT!

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 13 Jun 2006, 18:19

Platinum:

Silver:

That little bar looks more like silver to me.

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