History of Ashan, Volume 3
History of Ashan, Volume 3
Page three of the History of Ashan by Penny Arcade is online. Learn how the two kinds of Elves got to become bad neighbors.
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Hilarious, lol! 

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They were smoking Malassas joints...
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I love the wry humourous style Gabe and Tycho are explaining the backstory. This is awesome.
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Not really funny.
to Milla aka. the Slayer:
If you leaved under the earth for years, your skin would also become pale. Ask Orfinn. Do you see how white skin he has?
to Milla aka. the Slayer:
If you leaved under the earth for years, your skin would also become pale. Ask Orfinn. Do you see how white skin he has?
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Hmm... they seem to get less funny with each new one. This one only made me chuckle.
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Pale, not purple. And ingame the DE's don't seem to have a diffrent color from the WE's.
@Sauron:
Pale, not purple. And ingame the DE's don't seem to have a diffrent color from the WE's.
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Re: History of Ashan, Volume 3
True, but I can't possibly get any paler. My skin deflects sun I guessSauron wrote:Not really funny.
to Milla aka. the Slayer:
If you leaved under the earth for years, your skin would also become pale. Ask Orfinn. Do you see how white skin he has?


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Re: History of Ashan, Volume 3
Their skin DIDN'T change colour, they're just a bit paler. I think those Penny Arcade guys just played Warcraft or D&D too muchMilla aka. the Slayer wrote:True, but I can't possibly get any paler. My skin deflects sun I guessAnyway I'm being serious here. The dark elves were once wood elves and had the same colour of skin I presume? I've read the story on www.heroesofmightandmagic.com and I don't recall reading why their skins changed colour. They can't just turn dark from living in darkness
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It can if they use tanning creme.Milla aka. the Slayer wrote:They can't just turn dark from living in darkness
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Good thinkingVlad976 wrote:It can if they use tanning creme.Milla aka. the Slayer wrote:They can't just turn dark from living in darkness
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hehehehe.
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