Worst creature proposals

theLuckyDragon · Unread postby **theLuckyDragon** » 12 Jan 2006, 19:26

ThunderTitan wrote:# Key symbols: The Really Cute Lucky Whale; The Tentacle Sea;

Now why does that Really Cute Lucky Whale sound familiar?

Thelonious · Unread postby **Thelonious** » 12 Jan 2006, 19:39

I don't know, mad only sounds familiar to me.

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 12 Jan 2006, 19:59

theLuckyDragon wrote:
ThunderTitan wrote:# Key symbols: The Really Cute Lucky Whale; The Tentacle Sea;
Now why does that Really Cute Lucky Whale sound familiar?

I have no idea!

On a not-at-all™ related note: the Tentacle Sea just became the Titanic Tentacle Sea! Or Tentacle Thunder Sea! Not sure yet.

Thelonious · Unread postby **Thelonious** » 12 Jan 2006, 20:13

Thunder sea? That beast would hurt it self.

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 12 Jan 2006, 20:33

Thelonious wrote:Thunder sea? That beast would hurt it self.

Not beast, symbol. For the MGW town that is curently known as Tentacleus.

Thelonious · Unread postby **Thelonious** » 17 Jan 2006, 19:34

Aha, I still need to mail my proposal

... A well that can wait...

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 19 Jan 2006, 09:11

Tentacleus:
# Worship: The Unknown Mutated Gaint Many-Tentacled Dragon-Whale named Meno™!

gravyluvr gets credit for the name.
http://www.celestialheavens.com/forums/ ... 4&start=90

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 18 Feb 2006, 22:08

Archarcher.Nuff said

Orfinn · Unread postby **Orfinn** » 20 Feb 2006, 07:45

Hehe, the famous archarcher

No, wheres my runaway Vacuum Hog, sucking up trash food again? Bad VH "oink?" Yes, shame on you for not letting the other pigs get some! "hoink!" Ok, dont even try! "HONKOINK!!!"
"Uh lets discuss this"...........*suck*
*The following scene is to bizarre to be told here*

Panda Tar · Unread postby **Panda Tar** » 24 Feb 2006, 20:43

Oh, is he spamming? OH!

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 02 May 2006, 18:31

New ones are here:

The 1984 town:

Lvl1: [dwelling: Ministry of Plenty]
Halfling->Halfling Shiriff

Lvl2:
Minotaur Rebel->Minotaur Insurgent

Lvl3: [dwelling: Ministry of Love]
Contrite Succubus->Repentant Succubus

Lvl4: [dwelling: Ministry of Peace]
Vampire Elder->Demivampire

Lvl5:
Dragon Knight->Dragon Marshal

Lvl6: [dwelling: Ministry of Truth]
Blind Prophet->Blind Oracle

Lvl7:
Archom->Luminary

Lvl6:
Chimera->Chimera Queen

Now with 3 crowns!

lvl1/upgraded:
Freeman/Free Guard

lvl2:
Thief/Shadow

lvl3:
Snow-White Eagle/Ice Eagle and the 7 dwarves

lvl4:
Free Elven/Elven Hero

lvl5:
Magician/Master of Power

lvl6:
Orc/Orc's Hero

lvl7:
Dragon Raider/Legendary Hero

Thelonious · Unread postby **Thelonious** » 02 May 2006, 18:38

Ah, what a sad day for heroes that this was the best the russians could come up with for a town...

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 02 May 2006, 18:43

Thelonious wrote:Ah, what a sad day for heroes that this was the best the russians could come up with for a town...

The threat is not over.Some of these...errr...marvelous...creatures can still be in the expansion of HV.

FantoMaxJM · Unread postby **FantoMaxJM** » 02 May 2006, 18:49

ThunderTitan wrote: Here are mine:
# Doc - Caster, Heal
# Grumpy - Melee, Enraged
# Happy - Caster, Mirth
# Sneezy - Ranged, Slow
# Bashful - Melee, Stun
# Sleepy - Caster, Sleep
# Dopey - Caster, Confusion

DaemianLucifer wrote: Snow-White Eagle could be a dragon god for the dwarven town consisting only of dwarves.Grumpy could be a basher,teach would be caster,sneazy would be shooter.Im not sure what the rest four would be though

Potential winners, and for the 1st, not the last place as proved earlier (ok, I admit, perhaps this was the wrong thread after all).

Ok, since I didn´t post ANYthing in that contest, I shouldn´t be complaining, but I feel sorry for others (living outside my Eastern neighbour) hours of work getting wasted (by terms of prizes). Well, at least this thread got few extra posts..

BenchBreaker · Unread postby **BenchBreaker** » 03 May 2006, 04:16

snow-white eagle

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 03 May 2006, 08:28

I'm also proposing a Rose-Red Flamingo. Snow White soudn't get all the attention...

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 03 May 2006, 08:47

ThunderTitan wrote:I'm also proposing a Rose-Red Flamingo. Snow White soudn't get all the attention...

Maybe we should have creatures like Cinder Ale,King of Lions,Boy of the Jungle,...At least theyre haha funny as opposed to the stupid funny we have now.

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 05 May 2006, 19:45

Now here's a town worthy of First Place:

Baklava wrote:Well perhaps they were awarded for being so bloody funny... I mean, when I read the Solaris creature lineup I just wanted to die laughing. Even this fits better in the HoMMV:
Faction name - Pepermint

Lvl 1 - Cellphone
Upg. - Nokia cellphone

Lvl 2 - Rapper
Upg. - Hip-hopper

Lvl 3 - Tablecloth
Upg. - Ubertablecloth

Lvl 4 - Businessman
Upg. - Suicidal businessman

Lvl 5 - Peanut
Upg. - Peanut to end all peanuts

Lvl 6 - Cat
Upg. - Dead cat

Lvl 7 - Purple hippo
Upg. - Flying purple hippo

I'd probably win the contest with this creature lineup if I were a Russian.

Oh, and here's some history:

Unknown date - The magical world of Bananaland somehow gets created. It is immediately populated by coconut palms.

A bit later - The coconut palms start organising themselves in tribes. They open pepermint mines in which they... well, mine pepermint.

Yet a bit later - Pepermint suddenly comes to life and violently destroys the coconut palms' civilization. It evolves into the creatures from the lineup.

And a bit later than that - The pepermint mutants use the flying purple hippos to invade the Empire. And that's where the pepermint campaign begins.

Story is great, it has a lot of details, someone could make a movie out of that.

theLuckyDragon · Unread postby **theLuckyDragon** » 05 May 2006, 19:57

Lvl 7 - Purple hippo
Upg. - Flying purple hippo

Pharaoh (you know, the city building game...) had an Easter Egg with ballet-dancing hippos in pink tutus... So there is a sort of precedent!

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 05 May 2006, 21:37

Baklava wrote:Lvl 4 - Businessman
Upg. - Suicidal businessman

This one is the best Ive heard in a long time!

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