Rage of the Carrots 2014

[jeff]

spying

[Xdarkon]

flirtatiously

[wimfrits]

underneath

[jeff]

the

[Pitsu]

carpet

[Koni]

(not knowing, ... that parrots, spying ... carpet,)
try

[wimfrits]

burbling!

Awkward..

It was that classic day in blueberry field of hellish mustard covered by apoplectic moose of pink feathers. Nothing could go wrong, if Big Carol Carrot would stop the Leprechauns from making philharmonic dissonant everlasting Russians with orange or green but checkered sausages. When they silently seen the contorted cucumber wiggling around Florentine inside woolly puddles of custard, Hotzenplotz morphed into parasitic pointed sticks with strawberry and morphine mushrooms. Meanwhile dark hooded mice bit the light hooded chickens. Interestingly covered in satin bananas, overwhelmingly fragrant with mosquitoes, blocked by several fighting chimpanzees with greenish hedgehogs.

Then, without knowing that parrots spying flirtatiously underneath the carpet, try burbling!

[Kalah]

Celestial

[Avonu]

Heavens

[Pol]

wish

[jeff]

you

[wimfrits]

all

[Pol]

Happy

[Koni]

Days

[Kalah]

and

[jeff]

It was that classic day in blueberry field of hellish mustard covered by apoplectic moose of pink feathers. Nothing could go wrong, if Big Carol Carrot would stop the Leprechauns from making philharmonic dissonant everlasting Russians with orange or green but checkered sausages. When they silently seen the contorted cucumber wiggling around Florentine inside woolly puddles of custard, Hotzenplotz morphed into parasitic pointed sticks with strawberry and morphine mushrooms. Meanwhile dark hooded mice bit the light hooded chickens. Interestingly covered in satin bananas, overwhelmingly fragrant with mosquitoes, blocked by several fighting chimpanzees with greenish hedgehogs.

Then, without knowing that parrots spying flirtatiously underneath the carpet, try burbling!

Celestial Heavens wish you all Happy Days and Joy!

[jeff]

"Christmas began", said the Grandfather Frost popsicle licking icing outside of the only thingy. Angel of Illumination cast a mystifying radiance song, enchanting the Wizengamot abhorring whatever pink panthers roamed around the mulberry bogs. Meanwhile, several dunderheads gallivanted around on mopeds, and transubstantiating every elf into pudding. The giant Gaint stumbled, morphing, slowly, moseyed, into unmutated places, while hammering horseshoers shoehorned multiple yellow Ringwraiths into smelly rotten, dungy Triffids, shining like bright shiny dung-beetles. Horned moose droppings began oozing from the squirmiest trees unto tastefully arranged bushes of exploding kumquats. The moose pranced but didn't dance. Disappointed mammoths trampled the dancing leprechauns while solving ultimate eleventh-order, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious puzzles because bananas were not quite as slippery as fake. Once upon uptime geese swam endlessly towards western shores.

Meanwhile, twin triple parasitic programmers lurked under every possible table while bells jingled far, far from the highest aardvark's mushroom, grinding all that ate sharp-edged, banana-shaped, razor-cutting leaves while nearby gremlins and enraged the peacable monkies. Periods of exciting adventures abrubtly ending carrot-like flavouring in Xanadu bay.

It was that classic day in blueberry field of hellish mustard covered by apoplectic moose of pink feathers. Nothing could go wrong, if Big Carol Carrot would stop the Leprechauns from making philharmonic dissonant everlasting Russians with orange or green but checkered sausages. When they silently seen the contorted cucumber wiggling around Florentine inside woolly puddles of custard, Hotzenplotz morphed into parasitic pointed sticks with strawberry and morphine mushrooms. Meanwhile dark hooded mice bit the light hooded chickens. Interestingly covered in satin bananas, overwhelmingly fragrant with mosquitoes, blocked by several fighting chimpanzees with greenish hedgehogs.

Then, without knowing that parrots spying flirtatiously underneath the carpet, try burbling!

Celestial Heavens wish you all Happy Days and Joy!

Joy!

Last year's ROTC has been added to the front as it was suggested.

[jeff]

Not as long a story this year but the last line seems to be a good end to this year's ROTC. Hopefully the release of H-7 will re-energize the Heroes fan base and make next year's ROTC more active with more of the old fans returning.