Round Table Weekly

[HodgePodge]

Oh, that cruel, cruel Kalah. Well, at least he let a55a55in have the Comfy-Comfy-Chair.

[Gaidal Cain]

I belive the first one applies in this situation: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snot

Or maybe the third?
and afivefiveafivefivein, would you mind posting in a text size where one can actually read the text? It's not like it's impossible to hit quote or something to see what you've written, it's just damn annoying.

[DaemianLucifer]

Strange thing is this morning when I check my horoscope, it says: "Someone will tell you that you are special to that person."

Well,then that horoscope is either wrong,or the guy who made it visits here,since Kalah wrote that two days ago

[Kalah]

Just stopping by to make a small announcement: There will be a release the following monday. Even with deadlines looming before our eyes. Again, there will be something.

[DaemianLucifer]

Just stopping by to make a small announcement: There will be a release the following monday. Even with deadlines looming before our eyes. Again, there will be something.

Maybe hell just make a new interview out of the old ones,like the producers of tv shows do when theyre out of ideas

[Kalah]

Nope. I have new ideas.

[[T]osHiro]

at least he let a55a55in have the Comfy-Comfy-Chair.

I don't even like the sound of that.

[DaemianLucifer]

Heres an idea:How about an interview with muad dib?

[BenchBreaker]

Anchor: "Yes, let's – I've heard that under your mattress, you keep a large supply of..."
A55a55in: "Not that different!"

em.. i wonder what it is?

[DaemianLucifer]

@BenchBreaker

Didnt you hear that curiosity killed the cat

[BenchBreaker]

@DL yeah, but i am not the cat

[DaemianLucifer]

@DL yeah, but i am not the cat

Nor is afivefiveafivefivein curiosity.It was just a metaphor

[BenchBreaker]

Nor is afivefiveafivefivein curiosity.It was just a metaphore

metaphore? what's that? don't like the sound of it (just kidding)

[Kalah]

Studio Commentary: "We promised you something, so here it is: the something. That is, the Round Table Weekly. In today's session, our reporter has landed an interview with something that just landed in the backyard, the angel from Heroes 5."

Anchor: "That's right, one of the real resurrecting creatures, as Sir Tim calls them, is our guest this evening – welcome to our show, Mr. Angel... or is it Miss...?"
Angel: "Neither, really – we angels are asexual."
Anchor: "So you don't have any..."
Angel: "Nope. I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken-doll, as they say."
Anchor: "A bit confusing, isn't it?"
Angel: "Can be, yes – back in the early days it made for a great deal of strange situations. Partying just isn't the same when you can't drink alcohol or have sex, but hey... at least we've got wings and a big sword."
Anchor: "Yes, I see that along with the new instalment in the Heroes series you have gotten hold of some new robes, and a serious upgrade weapon-wise, you don't have the sword with you, by any chance?"
Angel: "Had to check it outside."
Anchor: "Security?"
Angel: "No, couldn't get it in through the front door."
Anchor: "Yes, we have of course been allowed to study parts of the game already, and I must say it does look a tiny bit heavy, and those arms of yours... well, you're not exactly body builders, are you; is this gargantuan blade really what you need to slay your opponent in a proper fashion?"
Angel: "Well, it can penetrate three arch devils standing next to one another, if that's what you mean. No, I think it does the job quite nicely. It is a bit heavy – to be sure – and yes, most of us have a job wielding it any higher than just above our knees, but since we have wings we can fly as high as we need to and stab the enemy from up there."
Anchor: "Judging from your sortie the sword is not needed on the celestial plane? I mean, you don't take it with you when you go?"
Angel: "Again it's not really a question of whether or not we need it in the afterlife; it's just that it's too heavy for the tractor beam. So – we have to leave it behind, I'm afraid."
Anchor: "Let's talk a bit about your new wardrobe."
Angel: "Nice, ain't it?"
Anchor: "Yes, the... robe is quite nice, but I can't help at wonder why you decided to chuck the armour. Last time we saw you, you had this really shiny, good-looking armour with the dual function that it also protected you in battle. Why'd it go?"
Angel: "Well, as you know, the prices of armour-shine has skyrocketed the last couple of years, and with the invention of the new armour-piercing weapons of our enemies, the cost-benefit ratio was just too high. So we decided to review our options and eventually we started using these instead..."
Anchor: "You are not wearing anything on your feet either?"
Angel: "No that was my next point. Since we no longer touch the ground – like, ever – but flap around continuously instead, our feet have become a bit like those of an albatross, really. Small, not very mobile. Don't need them much. No shoes. Comfy."
Anchor: "Yes, I see – now..."
Angel: "Aaaalbatross!"
Anchor: "About your new hairdo?"
Angel: "John deBaptìste – excellent stylist. Look at how it stays in place even when I shake it like I'm in a shampoo ad. Flooff! Floff!"
Anchor: "John whatchamacallim?"
Angel: "Jô... you pronounce it with a soft J and a long O sound. Jooooon... Come on, you've heard of him, he's the one who started that fabulous 'wet-hair' look way back when."
Anchor: "Yes, right – now, we've talked about your hair, your feet, the clothes, the sword, the lack of a decent piece of armour... you can bet yer sweet fanny Ethric will have something to say about that, by the way... so there's only one thing left about your person, really, and that's the wings."
Angel: "What about them?"
Anchor: "And the way you fly."
Angel: "Hm?"
Anchor: "The angels of Heroes four would fly head-first, kind of horizontal-like, as a bird might, whereas you..."
Angel: "Have a look out the window."
Anchor: "Out the..."
Angel: "Window, yes. Do you see that large object over there, leant up against the skyscraper on the right?"
Anchor: "I thought that was a support strut for the building."
Angel: "No, that's my weapon of choice. Now imagine holding that thing in your hand, trying to lift off. Is there any way in the world you could see me flying in a horizontal pattern while towing that thing?"
Anchor: "No... I suppose not."
Angel: "The game designers should be glad we manage to cross the battlefield at all. Now, we can, but we have to do it by flying upwards and then steer as we glide back down."
Anchor: "OK, we'll move on – about them flimsy wings..."
Angel: "You know, I don't think..."
Anchor: "Well...they don't look...
Angel: "Look, I might as well tell you right now – we angels are a little sensitive about our wings, they're very important to us, all right? Any sort of critique on that is usually answered by a quick, sharp killer blow to the upper thorax. I only let you off because you offered me cake when I came in. We angels are suckers for cake."
Anchor: "Really? What kind? Any favourites?"
Angel: "Oh, yes! I like chocolate best personally, those ones with a layer of glaze inside in the middle as well as on the outside. Layer cake is also good, with lots of whipped cream and strawberry or alternatively raspberry filling, and then there's Kalah the Summoner's chocolate brownie muffins – they go right to your hips..."
Anchor: "All angels like cake?"
Angel: "Just about all of us. There is Michael – he's a bit of a grump. Only likes crunchy things. Like cookies. And devil horn. Snacksy."
Anchor: "I am being told we have to round things up – TVShop is on next. One final question, a very important one."
Angel: "Yes?"
Anchor: "I am sure all of our viewers are very keen to know... eh..."
Angel: "What?"
Anchor: "Can't find my notepad. I had the question written down but now I can't find it... oh, well. Bye, everyone! See you next time."

[Orfinn]

Sancksy interwiew

[theLuckyDragon]

Angel: "Aaaalbatross!"

(if it refers to what I think it refers...)

[DaemianLucifer]

Angel: "Well, as you know, the prices of armour-shine has skyrocketed the last couple of years, and with the invention of the new armour-piercing weapons of our enemies, the cost-benefit ratio was just too high. So we decided to review our options and eventually we started using these instead..."

Basic economy by Corribus

So I guess he really is out of ideas when he has to pull the creatures out of the game Dont stop,though.This one is as excelent as the rest.

[FantoMaxJM]

"...we have to round things up – TVShop is on next."

TVShop should be banned by the law (with max penalty!). Excellent interview, the Anchor makes even Conan to look like his apprentice.

[Thelonious]

Angel: "Well, as you know, the prices of armour-shine has skyrocketed the last couple of years, and with the invention of the new armour-piercing weapons of our enemies, the cost-benefit ratio was just too high. So we decided to review our options and eventually we started using these instead..."

Basic economy by Corribus

Economy by Corribus? Aw well...

Anyways, great interview!

[Vlad976]

And now for something completely different, a man with three buttocks.