Rage of the Carrots 2013

[ThunderTitan]

uptime

[Kalah]

geese

[Gaidal Cain]

swam

[jeff]

endlessiy

[Kalah]

towards

[Koni]

western

[jeff]

shores.

The story so far.

"Christmas began", said the Grandfather Frost popsicle licking icing outside of the only thingy. Angel of Illumination cast a mystifying radiance song, enchanting the Wizengamot abhorring whatever pink panthers roamed around the mulberry bogs. Meanwhile, several dunderheads gallivanted around on mopeds, and transubstantiating every elf into pudding. The giant Gaint stumbled, morphing, slowly, moseyed, into unmutated places, while hammering horseshoers shoehorned multiple yellow Ringwraiths into smelly rotten, dungy Triffids, shining like bright shiny dung-beetles. Horned moose droppings began oozing from the squirmiest trees unto tastefully arranged bushes of exploding kumquats. The moose pranced but didn't dance. Disappointed mammoths trampled the dancing leprechauns while solving ultimate eleventh-order, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious puzzles because bananas were not quite as slippery as fake. Once upon uptime geese swam endlessly towards western shores.

[Kalah]

Meanwhile,

[wimfrits]

twin

[Avonu]

triple

[Koni]

parasitic

[jeff]

programmers

[Kalah]

lurked

[Gaidal Cain]

under

[jeff]

every

[Avonu]

possible

[Kalah]

table

[Gaidal Cain]

while

[jeff]

bells

[Kalah]

jingled