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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 03 Jul 2012, 17:47

So i just hit on a married woman today... ladies, do wear your wedding rings, saves us both from very awkward moments...
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Unread postby Kalah » 03 Jul 2012, 20:27

:lolu:

I'm really busy with my IKEA kitchen ... a lot of adaptions to be made ... won't be easy, this ... :tired:
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 04 Jul 2012, 14:12

Kalah wrote::lolu:
If you think that's funny you should have seen her face as she realised i just asked her for her number because i liked her... pretty sure i would have laughed my ass off if it wasn't happening to me... and if it wasn't so damn adorable.


Oh, and a bit later a perverted old guy (i swear, it's like he's out of an anime, and now i work with him full time, it's been over a month) told her i was 22... fuck my life.
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Unread postby Pol » 04 Jul 2012, 14:26

That's nice number. I'm almost about decade older. Anyway good story! :P
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 04 Jul 2012, 20:25

Pol wrote:That's nice number. I'm almost about decade older. Anyway good story! :P
Dude, my little brother hasn't been 22 for years now...

Hell, at 22 i was posting so much here i was generating more traffic then the forum has now...
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Unread postby Ethric » 07 Jul 2012, 11:29

ThunderTitan wrote:So i just hit on a married woman today... ladies, do wear your wedding rings, saves us both from very awkward moments...
It's also possible she didn't wear it because she was looking for an affair, and used "I'm married" to have an easy way out if someone undesirable came along. If she was even married at all :devious:
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Unread postby Kalah » 07 Jul 2012, 13:47

If you're a man, having your wedding ring on is actually a girl magnet ...
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 07 Jul 2012, 17:02

Ethric wrote:It's also possible she didn't wear it because she was looking for an affair, and used "I'm married" to have an easy way out if someone undesirable came along. If she was even married at all :devious:
Unlikely, as i didn't find out from her, but from the aforementioned perverted old man...

And as a nurse she doesn't have a fixed schedule so i have no clue when i'll be able to talk to her again...
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Unread postby Ethric » 08 Jul 2012, 08:46

I advise stalking.
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 08 Jul 2012, 19:37

Ethric wrote:I advise stalking.
Ah, ye ol' Dirk Gently method. If only i had the time...
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Unread postby Kalah » 12 Jul 2012, 14:31

Buying white goods today. Washing machine, tumble dryer, fridge (with freezer) and a stove. Already got a dishwashing machine. Gonna be nice installing it all. :)
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Unread postby Ontourn&Cyberpunk » 12 Jul 2012, 14:57

Oohh ... Washing Maschine ! this beast has to be very well formated! Uncomplet installing flooding and destroying all your goods.... :devil:
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 12 Jul 2012, 19:41

So this interrupted traffic on the way home and i had to walk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq_truoMwWY

Seeing it burn was cool though... fire elementals need to include more smoke, much cooler looking that way...

I'll upload some pics tomorrow if i remember.
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Unread postby Ontourn&Cyberpunk » 12 Jul 2012, 20:17

A rising Inferno Tower in Bukarest. Scary and fazinating.
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Unread postby Kalah » 13 Jul 2012, 13:32

Just saw a great potential new sig for TT: ;)

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Unread postby Ontourn&Cyberpunk » 13 Jul 2012, 21:09

We have to talk first with the "big daddy of thundert..ahh sarcasm"
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 15 Jul 2012, 22:42

Kalah wrote:Just saw a great potential new sig for TT: ;)

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It fit, just barely...

Now be a dear and actually reference it to a source...
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Unread postby Kalah » 16 Jul 2012, 21:54

Well, I got it from a female friend of mine, from a different chat forum - but I don't know where she got it from. The sexual innuendo is fairly obvious when coming from a girl.
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Unread postby Kalah » 18 Jul 2012, 10:52

The plumber was just here, installing my new tap. He's actually a former student of mine from the evening classes. Cool to be bumping into people like that.
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Unread postby Kalah » 18 Jul 2012, 21:57

On Thursday, Kalah wrote:Buying white goods today. Washing machine, tumble dryer, fridge (with freezer) and a stove. Already got a dishwashing machine. Gonna be nice installing it all. :)
So I never got the stuff. I was supposed to get the stove and fridgefreezer on Monday, but today (Wednesday), they still couldn't tell me when I could get it. So I cancelled the whole order on the spot, went to a different shop and asked if they could get me some stuff right away, and bought it from them instead.

Don't give me what I want, you don't get me as a customer. B-)
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