Randomness - vol. IV

[Ethric]

All right, seems it was our numbscull navy who decided that late at night is the best time in the day to blow up WW II-crap. Sheesh...

Weird ... there's nothing to blow up in that region ...

Uuh, reead above. Here's plenty still. Ze germans built'em to last, and the russians built lots.

[Kalah]

Ah, that kind of thing. Yeah, there's lots of that. I was thinking about the kind of thing Panda was talking about.

[Ethric]

Freakish asses? Well there's probably that too, but I try not to check.

[Panda Tar]

Well there's probably that too, but I try not to check.

Do not lie to us. You crave for some meat (with an abnormal amount of fat attached to it), lichy.

[Ethric]

Nope. And a furry like you shouldn't really talk

[Panda Tar]

[Kalah]

Åh så deilig det var med en lur.

[Ethric]

Foreign' gibberish go in the Foreign Language Thread, thank you very much.

[Kalah]

Indeed - I seem to have been sleeping still.

[Panda Tar]

Indeed - I seem to have been sleeping still.

You must be slapped awake then...

[Kalah]

Typing this on my new laptop.

Installing lots of stuff and getting rid of the pre-installed rubbish ...

[Panda Tar]

At last. A PC is almost like a son. It'll keep you awake overnight, it'll make any sort of sounds, make you happy, make you angry, make you spend money, you'll have to input knowledge into it - at least it won't crap on you (although it'll make you curse "Crap!" once in a while).

[Kalah]

Yep. Now I'll just delete everything from the old one and reformat it before giving it to my pa, who would like to keep it.

[Kalah]

Hey, Panda, you know how a really hot girl walking by can give you that extra little motivation you need to do just a couple of more reps on the weights?

[Panda Tar]

Sometimes, yes. Hum, but that can be a bit controversial. If you're not really focused on your exercise, you might as well fail. It might happen doing leg exercises (specially if the chick is the one doing leg exercises ). Thisone is the most dangerous exercise in a gym.

[Kalah]

Indeed - that's what we call a variant of the "bird dog" (taken from the pointing stance a hunting dog takes when it spots the bird for the hunter).

The reason I brought it up, though, was that I was at the gym today ... and I was doing some back extensions. Then I see distinctly feminine shoes walking slowly by ... I raise my body upwards as normal, expecting to see something pretty - and, well ... Let's just say that I now know that the afore-mentioned effect can also work in reverse. *shudder*

[Panda Tar]

That's why you must be focused all way through your set. You may stare while resting.

[Ethric]

Got a jobinterview on Tuesday, for a position as lead internal negotiator for a local airline company. Would be a fair step up from my current position as pencilpusher for the internal revenue service.

*goes out looking for a goat to sacrifice to Baron Samedi*

[Panda Tar]

I hope your boss also offered something to this Baron, or would have some conflict of interests.

[Kristo]

So you'll be able to tell other people how to push pencils?