RotC: Easter 2011 Edition
- GreatEmerald
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bacon.
This summer ... the raging carrots will return ...Easter, unlike the new holiday of Apocalyptic Kablooey, terrorizes innocent bunnies into something that goes like an eighteen-foot tall cactus gardener. The other moose somersaulted the abrasion-resistant giraffe, not foreboding that joyful scattering occasionally happening within the giant snowcastle. Another bubblegum vendor with hand-made kidneys revolted violently against the oppression of desparate chipmunks, so that volcanoes could spew yellow-striped licorice and funky caramel lollipops with sparkly sparkly bits. That saddened all yellow chickens and aubergine so the almighty Carrot disintegrated Kalah's rump what ever.
Cacti are not dendrosexual, but so interested they are pursuing dragons, llamas, utensils, and more docile than any sunburned dwarf elephant seals, flapping invisible blue French roosters. Go to tomatoes, which never cease eating pigs, unaware bananas said, halibuts go canoeing in elastic turtle-neck sweatpants, smelling of stale-going indispensable cheese with a vague resemblance to bacon.
In War: Resolution, In Defeat: Defiance, In Victory: Magnanimity, In Peace: Goodwill.
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