Christmas 2010: RotC

[Gaidal Cain]

concert

[Avonu]

but

[Kalah]

the

[Koni]

cuddlebugs

Whatever they are.

[GreatEmerald]

and

[ThunderTitan]

bumble-bears

[Gaidal Cain]

wailed

[Variol]

melodically

[ThunderTitan]

at

[GreatEmerald]

the

[Kalah]

moose.

Summary:

The lights of pink dandelions glowed lustily enticing warbling with horrible but exquisite post-counts. If puffballs were dragons, then they could suck out my left kidney and portable bladder. Meanwhile, back from the forest of the invisible elves the Dwarves journeyed homeward. Singing proud hymns while tempting the elusive nymphs who reside morosely at the hidden waterfall. Grove elephants pranced merrily in pink tutus amid the many armed angry little pixies.

Covertly and with extreme moustaches they exploded, causing untold and unforeseen tohubohu all over the gnomish magical garden. Journeying vicariously through stripey dolmens, celebrating all of Christmas halibuts with green fins and the purple bladder. Suddenly, galumphing became rampant and unbridled, undulating dancing milipedes objected to taxation of the honeydew ponies.

The thrusting of balrogs singing raucous ballads about invisible pink sandwiches is having superb and frabjous jabberwocks ranting uffishly about blatherings.

Meanwhile, tomatoes attacked rainbow harvesters who ran antelope-like towards a green basketball court. Harpoons pierced white demonic mushrooms simultaneously, sliced an agreement between the time-travelling turnip smelling like purest perfume. Then Purplebeard shaved his hairy moose. "Alleviate!" Now - said Santa. Then precarious gnomes danced maniacally upholding long lollipops of VICTORY!!!!!!!

Unfortunately, merovingians, plantagenets, Scoobydooists, buttwipers and Birdman have depleted ducklike aqueducts with sucker-like pump-action grenade launching alluvious and notorious minotaurs with rampaging of all cabbage eating spiders. Centurions for the other monomaniacal Cylon intruders overseen by hedgehogs preserved in formaldehyde, suddenly they back-flipped over their Magic-bum plumper wombats fluttering away into lavender spitting out Gregorians and molten doughnuts while juggling whales by mental enthusiasts of post-modern caribous calmly swallowing exploding diamonds.

Whereupon, the Rage of Pigeons escalated to unforseen and epic as conglomerates conglomerating, when pigeons plow painstakingly through moose-based heavy as Santa's brimful pompadour plunger. More canvassing of caravans disappointed severly, so as little leprechauns, we preach fervently about magic jellyfish ruling magic spectres of magic magi magicians magically. As moose trampled daisies jauntily around the treetops, pineapples slumped secretly on heroic balls of the big wooly crocodile from upper Volta in High Abomey of the mutated groveling tale Imps innards.

Calamities are chocolate-covered nuts wrapped in hamsters, inside an Antelope but the actual flavour of the nuts of New Year's celebratory food and mixed cocktails. Nevertheless, the one moose somersaulted a wagonload of pumpkins over Fire Gargantuans sleeping upon obsidian jeff's rings, while the quicksand swallowed him entirely during the concert but the cuddlebugs and bumble-bears wailed melodically at the moose.

That's it for this edition - tune in again for more or less sooner or later. Thanks, everybody!

[Milla aka. the Slayer]

Let's make one for easter

[Gaidal Cain]

Isn't it Eastern Cristmas soon?

[Milla aka. the Slayer]

I think it might be!! We'll make sure of it!