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When Will DNF come out?

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1998?
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Know why it's called Duke Nukem Forever? Cuz it's forever in development!
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It's out! :-D
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 12 Aug 2010, 07:13

MUHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA: http://pc.gamespy.com/pc/duke-nukem-for ... 669p1.html
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Unread postby MistWeaver » 12 Aug 2010, 12:39

ThunderTitan wrote:MUHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA: http://pc.gamespy.com/pc/duke-nukem-for ... 669p1.html
well, borderlands was cool
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 13 Aug 2010, 08:51

MistWeaver wrote:
ThunderTitan wrote:MUHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA: http://pc.gamespy.com/pc/duke-nukem-for ... 669p1.html
well, borderlands was cool
Yeah, but DNF is destined to never-ever come out, so that doesn't matter... they are now cursed.
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Unread postby MistWeaver » 15 Aug 2010, 08:13

ThunderTitan wrote: Yeah, but DNF is destined to never-ever come out, so that doesn't matter... they are now cursed.
that sucks, i'd rather had borderlands2 than 10 more years of pointless waiting before it gets canceled there too
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 15 Aug 2010, 12:57

Too bad...
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 04 Sep 2010, 21:22

Holy sh*t, i'm gone for half a day and this happens: http://www.gametrailers.com/news/duke-n ... ially/2451

And there's even video: http://www.gametrailers.com/video/pax-1 ... kem/704001

DNF is what will end the world on 2012, i'm calling it now.
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Unread postby klaymen » 05 Sep 2010, 08:27

I've seen it too. Too bad I couldn't care less about it after all those years of promises.
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 05 Sep 2010, 11:08

Well we could use some over the top unPC humour in a video game...

But DNF is way more funny as something that will never be released, but never quite dies either...
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Unread postby klaymen » 05 Sep 2010, 13:35

At least some guy can finally use this:

http://i56.tinypic.com/14jm1kw.jpg
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 06 Sep 2010, 08:41

Man, non-refundable... someone contact the consumer protection agency, selling tickets for vapor-ware should be illegal.
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Unread postby Talin_Trollbane » 07 Sep 2010, 09:58

now we have to see how much of the old Duke feeling has been ruined by modern gimmicks like regen HP and slow-mo bullet-time.
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 07 Sep 2010, 10:18

But will you even remember the old Duke feeling?!
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Unread postby Talin_Trollbane » 11 Sep 2010, 16:05

sure i do, i played Duke 3D (with that HD mod pack) just some months ago.
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 11 Sep 2010, 18:49

That's cheating man...
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 09 Oct 2010, 21:46

HAIL TO THE KING BABY: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-97N6jNKb4
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Unread postby Qurqirish Dragon » 10 Oct 2010, 14:03

ThunderTitan wrote:But will you even remember the old Duke feeling?!
You mean a 2-D side-scroller? B-)
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Unread postby Humakt » 10 Oct 2010, 19:58

ThunderTitan wrote:HAIL TO THE KING BABY: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-97N6jNKb4
So Duke has an EGO-meter instead of health.
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 10 Oct 2010, 20:07

Humakt wrote:So Duke has an EGO-meter instead of health.
All that's missing is a bubblegum meter... that's always empty.
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Unread postby Kalah » 10 Oct 2010, 20:59

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/9/8/ :loll: These guys crack me up.
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 11 Oct 2010, 10:35

I've seen them do better.
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