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So, anyone else got any weird e-mails because of CH?!

Unread postby ThunderTitan » 19 Apr 2010, 12:49

Here's what i got:
Did you receive the e-mail which I sent to you recently (copied here-below)?
Please confirm since I have had problems lately with emails intercepted by spam-filters set too high.

Cordially,

Marc Shneider, Ph.D.
marcshneider@mplw.net

I am Dr. Marc Schneider and I work for Multilingual Search Engine Optimization Inc. in Washington DC (Tel: 1-202-558-2504) - I would like to speak with the person in charge of your international clientele. Who is my contact? Who should I speak to??

In fact, after visiting https://www.celestialheavens.com , I have noticed that your website cannot be found on foreign search engines (I tested it on Hispanic search engines, German search engines, Asian search engines, etc.) Our company is specialized in multilingual search engine promotions in 28 languages . From the Japanese Google to the German Yahoo, from the AOL in Spanish to the MSN in Chinese, we can show you how to develop a true international online presence by promoting your website on foreign search engines.

Let us show you how to develop a presence on the multilingual web without having to translate your website: It is not necessary to translate your website in order to submit to foreign search engines, however, you need to have at least 1 page in Japanese optimized with Japanese keywords and meta tags in order to submit to Japanese search engines, at least 1 page in Spanish optimized with Spanish keywords in order to submit to Hispanic search engines and so on...

I strongly suggest that you watch our online presentation which will explains clearly how to get top rankings on foreign search engines with only 1 entry page per language (click on the following link or copy-paste it into your web browser): http://www.mplw.net/demo

From the Japanese Google to the German Yahoo, from the AOL in Spanish to the MSN in Chinese, get users to find your website when searching with YOUR KEYWORDS in their Native language.

Please call me at +1 (202) 558-2504 or email me and let's work on giving your website the true international exposure which it deserves to have with foreign native online users!!

Regards,

Marc Shneider, Ph.D.
marcshneider@mplw.net

Multilingual Search Engine Optimization Inc.
1250 Connecticut Ave N.W. Suite 200
Washington, DC 20036 USA
TEL: +1 (202) 558-2504 - FAX: 1 (202)-318-4779
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Unread postby Kalah » 20 Apr 2010, 07:11

Spam? Kill it?
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 20 Apr 2010, 09:53

With fire... i was just asking for reparations... pay me CH.
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Unread postby Kalah » 20 Apr 2010, 10:28

Oh, we're so sorry for causing you unneccessary distress, Sir. How abou ta one million dollar settlement fee, Sir? :tongue:
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 20 Apr 2010, 10:34

Only a mil?! You're lucky i'm in a forgiving mood...
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Unread postby Pitsu » 21 Apr 2010, 06:56

We are talking about zimbabwean dollars, right?
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Unread postby Panda Tar » 22 Apr 2010, 01:41

If it is, today it's a billion already - wait a sec...add 3 more zeroes please.
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Unread postby Angelspit » 14 May 2010, 13:37

ThunderTitan wrote:With fire... i was just asking for reparations... pay me CH.
Sure, give me your bank account info and I'll make the transfer right away.
I'm on Steam and Xbox Live.

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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 17 May 2010, 06:56

Sorry, right now i have a nigeria prince to help out...
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