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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 03 Jan 2010, 23:18

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The year of every country's banking potatoes dwindled into a drunken brawl leaving peelings with bearded anteaters turning antediluvian in the horseradish. The wooden woodpecker moose charged naked into slimy karoke succotash forgetting how banna-shaped items raged because everything changed into pudding.

Elephants are stoic, peanut-shaped, lumbering sycophants; trumpeting and stomping through lighter-fluit shouting softly, "Were we really flamboyant?"

Stunning groundhogs were humping at mutated homosexuals hovering menacingly as demons danced.

Brilliance plummeted again, as nightfall megalomaniacs danced around the flagpole.





Feverishly
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Unread postby jeff » 03 Jan 2010, 23:22

everyone
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Unread postby HodgePodge » 04 Jan 2010, 00:27

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Unread postby Kalah » 04 Jan 2010, 01:18

tuna

Too quick again, jeff. Two posts by other posters before posting again. Count 'em, one, two. Two. :tongue:

Closing Monday, methinks. It's the beginning of a work week and everything. :)
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Unread postby darknessfood » 04 Jan 2010, 01:36

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Unread postby HodgePodge » 04 Jan 2010, 01:58

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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 04 Jan 2010, 07:59


gravy

Closing Monday, methinks. It's the beginning of a work week and everything.
What?! 100 pages or bust man... or at least 20.
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Unread postby Koni » 04 Jan 2010, 08:10

, made of
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Unread postby Milla aka. the Slayer » 04 Jan 2010, 08:16

yellow
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 04 Jan 2010, 08:30


paste
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Unread postby Gaidal Cain » 04 Jan 2010, 09:12

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Unread postby Koni » 04 Jan 2010, 12:55

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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 04 Jan 2010, 13:13

, four-score
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Unread postby Gaidal Cain » 04 Jan 2010, 16:45

aardvarks
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Unread postby Sure Valla » 04 Jan 2010, 16:49

Tomatoes (i have no idea if this fits, see below)
Gaidal Cain wrote:aardvarks
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Unread postby Kalah » 04 Jan 2010, 18:17

It's an animal, so... no. It doesn't fit. Very well.

Never mind.

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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 04 Jan 2010, 18:25


licorice
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Unread postby Milla aka. the Slayer » 04 Jan 2010, 18:28

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Unread postby Kalah » 04 Jan 2010, 18:31

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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 04 Jan 2010, 18:31


Swaziland.

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The year of every country's banking potatoes dwindled into a drunken brawl leaving peelings with bearded anteaters turning antediluvian in the horseradish. The wooden woodpecker moose charged naked into slimy karoke succotash forgetting how banna-shaped items raged because everything changed into pudding.

Elephants are stoic, peanut-shaped, lumbering sycophants; trumpeting and stomping through lighter-fluit shouting softly, "Were we really flamboyant?"

Stunning groundhogs were humping at mutated homosexuals hovering menacingly as demons danced.

Brilliance plummeted again, as nightfall megalomaniacs danced around the flagpole.

Feverishly everyone smoked tuna lips with gravy , made of yellow paste without taste, four-score aardvarks tomatoes and licorice feet from Swaziland.
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