Host: Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to this month’s Round Table Premium Show. My name is Eyma Host. We have receive word from special that a special gathering held in a secluded vicinity where several of the Round Table members are the current suspects. We have already sent our field operative to do recon work at the assumed area. JOHNNY, YOU THERE? OIII!!!
Johnny: You don’t have to yell, I’m right here.
Host:Oh. Since when did you stand next to me? Anyway, can you smell disaster around this place? I don’t know why but my nose has been increasing sharp when we arrive here.
Johnny: It’s smoke. From that chimney right there. Quite heavy though.
Host: Aha! Illegal steel plant? Or maybe uranium?
Johnny: Much too small for a house like that.
Host: Well it’s your job to find out. The team will be monitoring through the hidden cameras from your shoes and that lovely pin there. Good luck in there.
Johnny: OK. I’m now approaching the building… going through the back door… seems no one has notice me ye… WOWW
Robenhagen: What’cha doing here?
Johnny: I’m.. I’m….
Robenhagen: You’re not one of us, are you?
Johnny: I’m telling you nothing.
Robenhagen: Yea wadever. Come here, I got a lot work to do… and take this.
Johnny: Ha!! So there are plans to… what is this, a checklist?
Robenhagen: Yup. I’m short of hands here. Just help me go through the final checking will ya?
Johnny: K.. Beer?
Robenhagen: Check.
Johnny: 20 bags of potato chips?
Robenhagen: Here.
Johnny: 24 ft. pine tree?
Robenhagen: Check.
Johnny: Empty socks?
Robenhagen: Check.
Johnny: Snow foam spray cans?
Robenhagen: Over here..
Johnny: …Actually I’m curious, isn’t this a checklist for a Christmas party?
Robenhagen: Yup.
Johnny: But Christmas is 5 days ago.
Robenhagen: I know. We screwed it up when we had a couple of beers and strippers in Ethric’s private bar house for Christmas Eve and we missed the plans for the one and only party of the year.
Johnny: That can’t be bad. How much you guys have?
Robenhagen: Couple of gallons, I guess. Worst thing was we woke up with the strippers who apparently are males.
Johnny: Ewww… so you’re doing a late Christmas party?
Robenhagen: No. More like a late-Christmas-and-New-Years-Eve-mixup-party-which-we-don’t-know-which-decorations-to-put-up.
Johnny: Ah… well the place looks really nice.
Robenhagen: You bet. I spend a fortune creating this event to oust that AS’s picnic thingy last few months. He may be the father of the Round Table, but I am GOD in making parties. Tonight the party will end with a bang!!!
Johnny: So that’s what those rocket launchers are for?
Robenhagen: No. You’ll know later. By the way, go check on the food section there. The guests will arrive soon.
Johnny: Mmmm.. those looks gooood
Kalah: I’m sorry, but no touching my masterpiece until you wash your bloody hands.
Johnny: Wait a minute, aren’t you…
Kalah: Yes, burgers are not the only thing I can make. That little show in the picnic is just miniscule of my real skills. Any idiot can make burgers, but it’s the heart that counts.
Robenhagen: Guests are here. Let the party begin!! Come in and knock yourself out with those beers. Tonight will be a ton better that Christmas Ev…
Borsuc: I… I try not to think of that night again. Don’t ruin my appetite.
darknessfood: Hey dude, these beer bottles are harder than I thought, but they are really knocking me out!! Woohoo..
Asheera: He’s already drunk before we came.
darknessfood: What makes you say that?
theLuckyDragon: You’re wearing an oversized red hat on your head like a lunatic.
Borsuc: Don’t start with the hat. We all know that night, the girl wearing the hat was really hot, but if only she’d stayed being a girl…
Robenhagen: Yes yes, forget the past already. I promise you, tonight the strippers will be… wow.
Koni: So who did you call for tonight?
HodgePodge: I’m here~ And I heard there are naughty boys in this house for Christmas~
Koni: NO WAY!!!!
Robenhagen: Welcome. Beers over that side.
HodgePodge: Well where’s the bartender? I want a fruit punch.
Asheera: Here, punch this guy.. the one in the red santa hat.
theLuckyDragon: Well what happen to your clothes?
HodgePodge: It was a dress, but I didn’t notice Robenhagen grew a bunch of thorns in the backyard. Now it looks like my normal clothing back in the forest.
theLuckyDragon: Anyway, you look gorgeous. I almost thought we were one of those…
Koni: NO WAYYYYY!!!!!!!
Kristo: ’Sup guys.
Asheera: Good to see more are coming. Come in. Have a beer and knock his head. *points at darknessfood*
Kristo: No thanks. I prefer drinking with my beer.
Asheera: Okay then. Have a beer, knock his head and drink the beer from his head.
Vlad976: Hi guys. And look who’s here. The Protectress of the baby dragons.
HodgePodge: Actually it’s baby penguins this time.
Vlad976: Oh.. What happen to baby dragons?
HodgePodge: They grew up. Can’t keep them around my house, they burn it down. So I changed a new business.
Kalah: Yes yes.. food’s getting cold. Are you guys gonna keep talking and make me stand here like an idiot? Make a line here, we’re doing this the old, effective way.
Borsuc: I want that part of the turkey, and more dressings on the potato salad.
Kristo: I’ll have the steak.
Asheera: I’ll take two.
Koni: Spare me some roast wings, K.
Veldrynus: I’ll take everything.
darknessfood: And I’ll have…
Kalah: … more beer. Here, take this bucket and wear it on your head. Heeheee…
Lord Lakely: Looks like more are coming in. I’ll have the best part of that meat before someone else gets it.
a55a55in: Good evening.
Kalah: afivefiveafivefivein. Heeheee…
a55a55in: Old jokes never fade away, eh?
Veldrynus: But it’s classic.
ThunderTitan: Good. The food is ready. Lucky me, I’m starving.
PandaTar: Yo. Good party eh, bro? URGHHHHHHH…
Kalah: Argh, I think he hasn’t recovered from that night..
ThunderTitan: DOOOOOOOOON’T mention it.
PandaTar: You got something with me, bro? I tell you I got the Eyes of Skadi and moves that they called “The Butterfly”.
Kalah: huh?
Banedon: He’s talking about that Warcraft game everyone’s crazy about.
Kalah: OK. That means no goodie foodie for him. Tell him to go make friends with buckethead over there. These food are only for the…
Banedon: Just give me my regular, please. Anyway, any word from Ethric.
Kalah: Oh, no one really expects that bastard to show up..
Ethric: Did somebody mention my name?
Kalah: Finally out from your cell room, eh lichy boy? Enjoying some fresh air?
Ethric: Yes, I just read an article that a cool breeze does wonder for your balls. Why the hell you think I wear these long robes?
Kalah: Yea, good to see you in the flesh. Well, if you still have any.. Heeheee.
Ethric: Dr.Phil is fixing my face for me. Pretty soon you’ll be seeing me in the cover of Liches Weekly for the sexiest metrosexual lich of the year.
Kalah: Bit gay, isn’t it? Next please!!
a55a55in: I’ll have some of everything.
Kalah: Very well, now stop touching you hair.
a55a55in: Can’t. Gotta look cool when I stab someone. I don’t get to wear robes that cover the face like you and Ethric does.
Kalah: Bit gay, isn’t it?
a55a55in: Yes, in our places nobody likes hooded men with greasy hair.
Milla: Did someone forget about me? Now there are just leftovers for me.
Kalah: Don’t worry honey, I’ll whip you up something in no time.
Winterfate: What the hell is this???
Milla: What’s wrong?
winterfate: This is supposed to be a Christmas party, but there’s beer, there’s disgusting spew over there..
Veldrynus: What’s your point?
winterfate: Christmas is about love, and presents, and Santa Claus..
Veldrynus: No!! Christmas party is about beer, sex and more sex.
LordLakely: So…
winterfate: Let’s get this party started already!!! Where are them strippers??
Kalah: food?
LordLakely: Yes please… My God, what’s that noise?
Milla: Sounds like it’s coming from the chimney..
Angelspit: Ho ho ho… Merry Christmas.
ThunderTitan: Is that Angelspit’s butt? He stucked in there.
Robenhagen: Damn, I should have get the fire going. Where that thingy to start the fire?
HodgePodge: Too bad I didn’t bring my flamethrower with me.
Angelspit: You have a flamethrower? In the forest?
HodgePodge: Yes. He’s eco-friendly too. I call him Snuggles.
Angelspit: Let me guess. A baby dragon? You want to roast my ass with a baby dragon?
Kalah: Hey AS, shall I throw you some chicken through the chimney.
Banedon: Hey hey, looks like the strippers are here.
Asheera: Those aren’t. I’ve been watching them since I came here. Must be some overzealous guys trying to steal our party. They have a satellite on the truck.
Robenhagen: O yea? Well I got a late Christmas present for them. Pass me that bazooka. Say hello to my little friend!!
Host: DUCK!!!
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