Jerry Springer

[Deni]

I hate Jerry Springer show and I think that all is a set up.
What do you think about it ?

[Engioc]

its obviously a setup, nobody could possibly be as stupid or sick as those people.

[carlitos]

Drama and intrigue that of that fine quality could never have been pre-scripted!
Could it?

How often do you not find yourself in a threesome with a dwarf and his sister in law?

My point: the chosen topics of the show are very easy to relate with!

Anybody want to write a jerry episode with HOMM characters in it? Could be great fun!

[carlitos]

Hehe..well nobody else took up the challenge, so ill have to disgrace myself by trying to be creative. Hope it at least gives somebody a smile.

Speaker voice: Its Jeeeeerry time!!!

Crowd: (consists mostly of goblins and some ogres) : Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

*Jerry enters*

Jerry: Welcome, Welcome! We have a fantastic show today; full of crack smoking leprechauns, heroes too sexy for their own alignment and Naga queens turned strippers!

Crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Jerry: Bring in the freaks!

*leprechauns enter*

Leprechauns: err…hello, nice to be here Jerry. Have you visited our magic garden?

Jerry: Im sure you go there every day, don’t you! You little degenerate smokers!

Crowd: Fight! Fight! Fight!

Jerry: Don’t you know that crack makes you whack?!? That’s why you always die first in battle and spend your days dancing in gardens!

Leprechauns: But…

* Crowd storms the stage*

* Leprechauns cast luck on each other and dance*

• Leprechauns die ( brutally and fast) by the hands of a dozen goblins *

Crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Jerry: No leprechauns where hurt during this show, except the two dead ones here. People take care of youreself... and eachother!

[HodgePodge]

Here are my thoughts & feelings about Jerry Springer, his audience & guests …

[carlitos]

"In the end we're all Jerry Springer Show guests, really, we just haven't been on the show" -Marilyn Manson

File this under things that make you go hmmm..

Cant really see why you would hate Jerry or the people on the show. They make you normal.

[Caradoc]

For the record, Springer has an excellent radio show mornings on Air America: http://www.airamericaradio.com/.

The subject matter is political and social issues, not transvestite wrestlers, and he is good. He frequently tell listeners not to watch the TV show.

[carlitos]

For the record:

The Jerry Springer show debuted as a politically-oriented talk show. Guests at that time included Oliver North and Jesse Jackson (which are quite respectable figures), and topics included homelessness and gun control (which are very serious topics).

However:

Low ratings caused the show to evolve into the format for which it is most well-known and well loved.

So:

What will dear Jerry do with his radio show when people turn the dial?
Make it even more serious? Somehow I doubt that.

[Corribus]

I could be wrong, but wasn't Jerry Springer the mayor of Cincinnati?

[carlitos]

He was.

Cincinnati sure is one lucky city! In the future it will be remembered for its fine choice of leaders.

He must have had some funny legislative proposals.