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Unread postby Corribus » 10 Jun 2008, 03:13

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Unread postby HodgePodge » 10 Jun 2008, 04:48

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Unread postby darknessfood » 10 Jun 2008, 08:09

and
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 10 Jun 2008, 09:04

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Unread postby Muszka » 10 Jun 2008, 09:55

so
"Rage against the system, the system, what kills the human spirit."

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Unread postby darknessfood » 10 Jun 2008, 10:20

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Unread postby theLuckyDragon » 10 Jun 2008, 12:38

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Unread postby Muszka » 10 Jun 2008, 14:18

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"Rage against the system, the system, what kills the human spirit."

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Unread postby Corribus » 10 Jun 2008, 14:19

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Unread postby Panda Tar » 10 Jun 2008, 16:23

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Unread postby wimfrits » 10 Jun 2008, 17:17

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Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

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Unread postby HodgePodge » 10 Jun 2008, 17:47

salmonella.

The Rage Rages On:

The carrot was taking Kalah's green breath creation into the bar strolled what could become so spectacular that we should support every panda maniac. Antidisestablishmentarianism should not worry that Gordon manipulated time by switching sundials therefore leaping away into oblivion. Strangely, antidisestablishmentarianism mathematically computes the squareroot of 42! Nonchalantly, carrots have big plans to eliminate rabbits.

Carnivorous mushrooms shoot every spore at the moose; forge on to Bracada because it derives bubblegum feverishly over nothing inconspicuous. But bunnies aren't going shopping under earmuffs.

The singer modulated Frodo's left ear while poking Corribus with a ladle covered with mucus from pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, but also minestrone. After that, forty-two cockroaches made love underneath the fourposter thingamajig. However, the carrots' flowers didn't enjoy pancakes, thus Chuck_Norris cried stimulating Kenny into suicide. Consequently, Lost jumped out of the mango-shaped hippopotamus right before Kalah kissed the gorilla king while skipping along the quicksand.

Meanwhile, frosty bear shaped like the other unknown Venom_Spawn accidentally born grownup after joining a yellow guinea_pig foaming umbrella. Lightning fell upon the vampire bat's gigantic wings, including bubbly hysteria amongst half-witted, banana-shaped, partially-deflated, cross-eyed submarine sandwiches. So, lemons gradually garnished the Lithuanian cows with pink slugs and rusty sunglasses, notwithstanding, the mustard oozing putrid stench purified carrots.

However, dancing dinosaurs battered away giant rabbit droppings and voluptuous basketballs sized into marbles. Within Uranus, angry wombles moped at perverse pedestrians between manholes which giant Manticores dig in fresh manure. Irreproachable looping took sexual amoeba disturbance to divide horizontally during uncertain apoplectic, perpendicular fishermen tossing a pale porcupine.

The next moose tiptoed through wild onions filled with slaughtered leprechauns condoms and darkessfood disappeared into limbo barking melodically, like squealing marshmallows suffering roasting spasms. Wizards waited wistfully for widgets wallowing with Panda Tar's wisdom weakly appeared when whippersnappers whacked weeds from massive roaches wearing wobbly berets with wormeaten pigbrains in pillboxes.

When McMuffins eat McGyvers, whilst jumping large boobs with giant headphones, shaped like Angelspit's eyelashes, playing some gondolas, gallant beer riders drooling while sang ballads. Meanwhile, hydrogen induced metamorphosis in boobs causes Clinton to hyperventilate and excrete putrid cd's rather than wrubbing alligators with fedora's nimble barnicles.

Meanwhile, existentialists choked on secret philosophical snickerdoodles causing yellow cabs to masturbate maniacally while holding strange objects. By now bicycling ThunderTitan forgot to brush his eyebrows like a Frenzied_Gnasher with drool dripping from every hole, thus drinking all lemonade infused into Kalah's whirligig. "Do find a child eating grasshoppers, good chocolate-dipped oysters filled with cream," PineappleMan cackled while juggling wimfrit's upside_down coconuts. Also, ThunderTitan crashed a melon on his left testicle, "ouch!" was the expected exclamation before Bill Gates anus belched into unchloroformed perfume.

Westerly winds whipped Whoppers™ wildly. Then they smelled antediluvian and asparagus surfing, being flabbergasted, they enunciated van_Basten, urgent with roosters that ate Metallica monotonous morbid angels acrobatically defied every salt slab there in town. Suddenly, soaps suckerpunched Sasquatch and Quetzalcoatl so sperm whales spit speckled sprouts suffering salmonella.
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Unread postby Corribus » 10 Jun 2008, 18:00

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Unread postby Panda Tar » 10 Jun 2008, 18:15

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Unread postby HodgePodge » 10 Jun 2008, 18:43

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Unread postby darknessfood » 10 Jun 2008, 20:49

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Unread postby Panda Tar » 10 Jun 2008, 20:52

attached
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Unread postby Kareeah Indaga » 10 Jun 2008, 21:42

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Unread postby jeff » 10 Jun 2008, 22:47

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Mala Ipsa Nova :bugsquash:

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Unread postby HodgePodge » 10 Jun 2008, 23:11

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