Music you hate...

[ThunderTitan]

Io sunt Aladdin, Aladdin, Aladdin, vino freaca lampa mea putin...

My brain refuses to belive there's anything worse out there. I'll just asume that listening to Vali Vijelie and Costi Ioniţa has destroyed ur brain, and ur not thinking clearly.

If you want to convince me that there's something worse I need proof. Name that toon please.

[Gaidal Cain]

Easy. Two examples from the 2003 ESC:
Alf Poier - Weil der Mensch zählt
Urban Trad - Sanomi

[ThunderTitan]

NOT.EVEN.CLOSE.

Not even the stupid sounding german one.

[theLuckyDragon]

I don't think it should have gotten as far as actually posting their pictures, Vel... And if you hear any inner voices telling you post translations, ignore them This is a respectable forum

[ThunderTitan]

Hee also forgot to mention the Osbourne style reality show. God, that was dumb.

[theLuckyDragon]

I'm happy to say I've never even thought of watching it. Jeesh! What will those guys at that TV channel think of next? Nothing actually, I think; except for maybe a few, all their TV show ideas are copied.

[ThunderTitan]

I try to watch all idiotic shows at least once, just so I know what they're about. But i have to say, that one and the Darwin one with Dan Negru i couldn't bare more than 5 min before my brain imploded. (the only one stupider that the guests from Ciao Darwin was Dan Negru himself)!
I swear, I don't know where they find people so stupid. Then again the whole country listens to Manele, so....

[Veldrynus]

I swear, I don't know where they find people so stupid. Then again the whole country listens to Manele, so....

This is the most serious problem here. If every second (I am optimistic here) romanian child's most sacred dream is to become a manele-singer, then something has gone very wrong.

[ThunderTitan]

I thought that the dream was to become a crack-addict football player. Or was that last week?

[Deni]

does anyone know serbian manele ? now thats music that make you sick

[Veldrynus]

I thought that the dream was to become a crack-addict football player. Or was that last week?

Oh, yeah. That's the other one. Both options suck, so there is no problem.

does anyone know serbian manele ? now thats music that make you sick

Aye. It is impossible to decide wich one is the worst.

[Xenofex.XVII]

I hate pop (mostly Lithuanian pop) where the song consists of ~four words

I also don't like rap and the "songs" Lithuania prepared for Eurovision

[Gaidal Cain]

NOT.EVEN.CLOSE.

Not even the stupid sounding german one.

OK then. Time for the heavy artillery: Old progg.

Knutna Nävar- Sången om Stalin ("The Song about Stalin", who is described as "our friend and comrade").

[Veldrynus]

NOT.EVEN.CLOSE.

Not even the stupid sounding german one.

OK then. Time for the heavy artillery: Old progg.

Knutna Nävar- Sången om Stalin ("The Song about Stalin", who is described as "our friend and comrade").

Well, the manele is something much more topical here. Most people in this country enjoy it. Right now ! Believe me, the themes adopted by manele 'artists' are not less stupid. There is porn-manele too !!!

[DaemianLucifer]

The worst lyrics Ive ever heard(although hillarious)are

"9000 meters in the sky I am when you smile at me.9000 miles under the sea on the bottom I am when you ignore me"

Considering that the deepest botom is at 11 kilometers(around 7 miles) this is idiotic.Furthermore,earths radious is about 15000 kilometers(about 8500 miles)so 9000 miles places it exactly at the same spot in the sky as the first verse,but on the other side of the earth.

"Ill wait for you a light year"

I dont even want to explain why this is dumb.

And those singers dont look bad.Take a look at this one:

Picture removed for the sake of everyones mental health.

[Ethric]

No more pictures of that sort please, I have enough nightmares as it is.

[ThunderTitan]

OK then. Time for the heavy artillery: Old progg.

Knutna Nävar- Sången om Stalin ("The Song about Stalin", who is described as "our friend and comrade").

Sorry, but I find propaganda songs funny, even more so when they're extremly bad.

@DL:
You're upset at songs because the lyrics aren't physicaly possible!? Seesh.. . Ever heard of Hyperbole?

[Veldrynus]

Thanks Ethric ! Now I can finally stop vomiting.

[ThunderTitan]

Thanks Ethric ! Now I can finally stop vomiting.

So i'm thinking I should be grateful that I didn't catch that picture.

[DaemianLucifer]

! ! ! W A R N I N G ! ! !

Open this link at own risk!

@DL:
You're upset at songs because the lyrics aren't physicaly possible!? Seesh.. . Ever heard of Hyperbole?

Sure,but come on!9000 miles under the sea?!?!Heres how this song got created:"Hmm...I need a new song.Lets see whats on TV.Uh,'20000 ligues under the sea' the serie!Hey,that would be a great song!But 20000 is a bit too long to pronounce.Lets say its 9000".And about the light year one,thats not even a hyperbole,its...its...well its just plain stupid.