Random Banter

[Vlad976]

Nice work.

No matter how many times those phishers try, I still don't have a paypal account.

[DaemianLucifer]

16:30

Got up half an hour ago(envy me punny mortals! ).Curently Im having a lunch.

[Mutare Drake]

Just about noon where I am...wasting more time today, yay, week off from school! Just beat Masters of the Elements for what has to be the 20th time...ah good ol' Conflux.

About to get lunch...mmm, sandwich...

EDIT: Yay! Passed my road test. Wasn't too bad, the guy said I was a bit fast on turns, but nothing too bad.

[Kalah]

Customer: "Are you closed?"
Me: "Yes, sorry."
Customer: "Can't you just whip me up some casserole?"
Me: "Sorry, I've cleaned everything - we closed half an hour ago."
Customer: "But the store's still open?"
Me: "Yes, but this section closes an hour earlier."

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What I wanted to say:
Customer: "Are you closed?"
Me: "Well, if the lack of lighting in the shelves didn't put you off, the fact that they're empty bloody should have! Now, #¤!@ off!"

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There should be a medal in it for me for being so bloody polite to every son-of-a-silly-person coming in... *Sigh* I should have become a fighter pilot. Yes, much less stress, and I'd be rid of all the idiots..

[ThunderTitan]

I should have become a fighter pilot. Yes, much less stress, and I'd be rid of all the idiots..

Or they'd be rid of you.

[Corribus]

Are there other kinds of football? I've heard of this silly game in which you have a elongated "ball" ... (blah blah)

Excooooose me, but that silly elongated "ball" of which you so irreverently speak is, I might point out, exactly shaped to match the shape of the top of your foot. Unlike that round ugly quilted thing that you pansies tap around on the ground in SOCCER.

[Kalah]

Well, I never thought I'd say it, but I have now come to realise that Lety was right when she said:

Random Chatt is called "Thread Jacking" and it happens everywhere. It just starts when one person says "Heroes wear Shoes" then someone says "I like shoes" which goes to "I like shoes with ankle straps & high heals" followed by "That's kinky" and the next thing you know you're off talking about sex. [...] Conversation has a flow to it. Sometimes, you guys just need to learn to turn loose of the tiller and see where the river takes you.

I'm closing this thread down - there's no need for it. We are currently doing a very fine job taking all sorts of Campfire threads off topic, and the need for a seperate chatting thread has vanished like a single post in Daemian Lucifer's total.

The moderators will be at hand to lead you back to the right path when the river sweeps you too far away.

[Gaidal Cain]

Excooooose me, but that silly elongated "ball" of which you so irreverently speak is, I might point out, exactly shaped to match the shape of the top of your foot. Unlike that round ugly quilted thing that you pansies tap around on the ground in SOCCER.

Since I want to have the last word, and Kalah has closed this thread mid-discussion for no good reason at all, I'll just point out that considering that someone has to hold the "ball" for someone to be able to use the advantage you speak of, using it as an argument to let it be called "football" seems highly contradictory to me