The Pointless but funny links-thread

[Caradoc]

Have fun:

http://nine.frenchboys.net/novel.php

[ThunderTitan]

The Apprentice of the Herald

Mkay... I didn't know Heralds had apprentices.

[DaemianLucifer]

Demon's Conquest

This one I like very much

[Gaidal Cain]

Earthِ Childrenِ and God - sounds more like something a creationist would write, though.
Secret of Light - and this sounds like an Optics textbook
Memory of Doom - anything with "Doom" in it has to be good. Or not.

[ThunderTitan]

Apprenticeِ Earthِ and Children - another good one.

Swordِ Seedِ and Ruby - seed?? i see how that makes perfect sense.

[Gaidal Cain]

Swordِ Seedِ and Ruby - seed?? i see how that makes perfect sense.

I'm having serious doubts about whether I shouldn't edit that one out. This is supposed to be a family-friendly place after all

[ThunderTitan]

[DaemianLucifer]

Swordِ Seedِ and Ruby - seed?? i see how that makes perfect sense.

I'm having serious doubts about whether I shouldn't edit that one out. This is supposed to be a family-friendly place after all

Hey,its Corribus who should comment like that,not you.Wait...Ah,you too have become a pervert!

[LordHoborgXVII]

This is great. The funny thing is, it's hard to tell these from real fantasy novels.
Except a few:

The Prophecy of London London... Maybe... Texas?

Child's Power Everyone knows that kids can make a difference in this country!
War and Illusion Those generals told us we were going in the trenches, but they didn't tell us about the poison gas
Children's Pride Again, KIDS CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE! ...Apparently
Children's Discord What's gotten into kids these days? They're so weird. Not at all like back when we had telegraph.
Children and Illusion Kids in this country seem to have gotten the darndest notion into their heads.
Child's Pride And they think they're so great.

Avirgir's Seed That really needs a space after the A, and one other letter switched to something else.
The Hidden War ...involving an MI-6 agent and some other people
The Orrid Dark Which is how they say 'horrid' in Scotland
Earth's Power We'll kick those stupid aliens' sorry little asses and send them back to Pluto!
God's Vengeance The END is near! Worship God or Die! All the SINES of the apocalypse are everywhere!
Nilion's Seed Nilion is a pervert, and this requires a whole novel because...?

The God of the Spell Yes, every spell has a god associated with it. Which is why they reduced the amount of spells in H5. You were complaining about having too many kings and stuff.

The Circle of the War First they invaded Russia, then they sat there, until we kicked them all the way to Berlin. Yep, that's the Circle of War. It's also the Hero of the Memory Secret and the Spirit Secret of Astassan

God and Doom I'm telling you, you're all gonna daaaaie

To end that on a morbid note.

[theLuckyDragon]

Ebony Crystal of Foogwyn

[gravyluvr]

Desert of the Eternal Mistress - An Everlasting Gobstopper?

Magic of the Rogue Spell - wimfrits bidding program in the HOMM4 auction?

Fire of the Bloody Earth - You got me. It's blood. It's dirt. Maybe if it was Fire of the Flaming Gas or Mud of the Wet Dirt or Gushing of the Red Blood.

Silver Dark of Trisirid

The Spell of the Wizard Sounds like a real page turner.

Rune Dream of El-Alf

HP 200
Damage 10-14
Attack 13
Defense 14
Speed Very Slow
Cost 800 Gold + 1 Cat
Special: Eats White Tigers

[ThunderTitan]

All hail the mighty EL-ALF and his Rune Dream!

[Caradoc]

Swordِ Seedِ and Ruby - seed?? i see how that makes perfect sense.

I'm having serious doubts about whether I shouldn't edit that one out. This is supposed to be a family-friendly place after all

Hey,its Corribus who should comment like that,not you.Wait...Ah,you too have become a pervert!

Well, I got this one, which I will not comment on either:

Faerie Seed of Fooldas

[ThunderTitan]

You know what to do:

http://www.planarity.net/

And here's a new linky...

[Zamolxis]

Rune Dream of El-Alf
...
Cost 800 Gold + 1 Cat
Special: Eats White Tigers

*looool* Good one!

Alf RULZ!

[Orfinn]

The Rogue Sword - the sword that wanted to kill its owner
The Spell Autumn - so instead of leaves, spells falls from the trees?
Citadel of Legend - ok, so how many have died there?

Funny generator, hahahaha

[wimfrits]

These titles are pretty cool indeed

Some old link I found, the sloganizer: http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

Just gave Gravyluvr and Thundertitan a try :
The Sweet You Can't Eat Without Gravyluvr.
Put A Thundertitan In Your Tank.

and ofcourse the famous badger http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com

I run that every time I have something to celebrate

[Zamolxis]

and ofcourse the famous badger http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com

I run that every time I have something to celebrate

This competes in hillarious stupidity with the llama song thing.

[ThunderTitan]

Semper Wimfrits.

BEST.SLOGAN.EVER.

It was also the first. Next:
It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Wimfrits.
Double the Pleasure, Double the Wimfrits.
Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Wimfrits.
Ribbed for her Wimfrits.
Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Wimfrits!
Wimfrits Unscripted.

Dude, I never knew a parrot had so many uses.

And on an end note: Badger badger badger badger ... Mushroom....

[Zamolxis]

The Realm of Windis (wow... just add an "i" in a word, and...)
The Summer and the Mistress (they seem to love Mistresses :p)
The Summer of the Children (of the Mistress? :p)
Moon of the Sunset Twilight (say what?)
The Fordujil Citadel (Ford HQ after bought by the Japanese?)
The Heart of the Apprentice (flambé?)