Random thoughts

[ScarlettP]

Whoa! Titan, that scary. Very scary!

[asandir]

use a tree TT

and that's one more job application sent off

[ScarlettP]

Ya wanna teach my husband to do that?

[asandir]

to use a tree, or send off an application form?

[ScarlettP]

LOL! Applications, sweetie. I think he already knows the Tree Trick.

In fact, he's been known to stop the car and take a whiz on the side of the road or in parking lots.

[asandir]

thought so, it's not fun to fill out the selection criteria though, when the essential ones you have to answer look like this:

1. Extensive experience in the management of people and resources for effective and efficient development and maintenance of IT systems.
2. Extensive technical knowledge and experience in systems and business analysis applied in both corporate and operational environments.
3. Demonstrated capacity to continously improve services, be innovative and to manage change.
4. Demonstrated communication and interpersonal skills.
5. Extensive knowledge of project methodologies and demonstrated project management experience to deliver quality outcomes against defined goals.

and you need 300-500 words for each one, in addition to a cv and the basic application form

[asandir]

now that my delightful food thread got the ixnay (for a bug related issue, not content related) is it worth creating a new one?

[ScarlettP]

oops! Sorry that I brought attention to the problem.

[ThunderTitan]

use a tree TT

using the schools outer walls = better payback...

and you need 300-500 words for each one, in addition to a cv and the basic application form

What if i just put on my CV that Yes, i am good at writing pages of BS?! Would that cover it?

[asandir]

oops! Sorry that I brought attention to the problem.

nothing to do with you Letty

TT, no it would not

[Pol]

As we managed to break the last one here's a new one. So where were we? Oh, right:
#That disgusting address to long_ping.

Geez, definitively not. But wait - Thunder Pig would make it nicely

Still, it's not exactly food related.. but who would care here.

[asandir]

that was an awesome 3 hour swim right there

[Elvin]

There's a storm coming, I think I'll be staying in for the day.

[Pol]

Looking with expectations to Penryn. With 8GB RAM it could be a decent machine. Sometime in next or one more year. The Gogden Gate VIIV (silent multimedia machine from Intel) concept should be working in that time too and Vista will be sure settled.

Oh, that bright future

[theLuckyDragon]

Has anyone got the slightest idea what the heck could be the Syntax Error that I keep getting when Updating this Word 2003 field code?

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{ = AVERAGE ( { MERGEFIELD "FirstNumber"}, { MERGEFIELD "SecondNumber" } ) }

[Ethric]

You need to calibrate the flux-capacitor, then twist the delithium coil 90 degrees to the east. Then realign the Heissenberg-needle according to the Kheops pyramid, and Bob's your uncle.

[Omega_Destroyer]

Wait, who's Bob?

[Ethric]

You know... "Uncle Bob", with the suglasses.

[theLuckyDragon]

I've tried 90 degrees, it doesn't work.

[Omega_Destroyer]

Missed the Art of War reference, Ethric.