Hey have you guys tried [Insert your endorsement here]
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Hey have you guys tried [Insert your endorsement here]
Another thread gave me an idea for this one. Everybody gets one endorsement.(commentary is free though) It can be serious or not (maybe that is the fun to try and guess the difference).
I only have one endorsement. Microsoft is coming out with it's new operating system and I'm excited! It has all these features that I'm sure I will eventually think of a way to use. I have had a long history with Microsoft and I enjoy it's reliability and ease of use. Yes, people tell me that sometimes there are crashes but I have been using Windows for 10 years now and it hasn't happened to me once.
I visited Seattle once and took a canoe across the water to see the house of Bill Gates. My plan was to ask him to autograph my Windows 95 CD but a man in a suit and dark glasses stopped me. So I have been looking on Ebay instead to see if anybody has an autographed copy of software they will sell to me.
I only have one endorsement. Microsoft is coming out with it's new operating system and I'm excited! It has all these features that I'm sure I will eventually think of a way to use. I have had a long history with Microsoft and I enjoy it's reliability and ease of use. Yes, people tell me that sometimes there are crashes but I have been using Windows for 10 years now and it hasn't happened to me once.
I visited Seattle once and took a canoe across the water to see the house of Bill Gates. My plan was to ask him to autograph my Windows 95 CD but a man in a suit and dark glasses stopped me. So I have been looking on Ebay instead to see if anybody has an autographed copy of software they will sell to me.
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Cricket in snow, with noone really knowing how to play it. The wondrous rules (you can get points for hitting spectators on the field!) along with the general difficulty and the snow makes it really fun. Plus, you can take a tea break if you wish.
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Yuck.Corribus wrote: Try putting ketchup on your next slice of pizza. It will blow you away.
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No, seriously, I hated ketchup since i can remember. Tomato juice too. But i love normal tomatoes. Go figure.
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Most of the tomatos that end up in sauce or ketchup are the "abnormal" ones.ThunderTitan wrote:No, seriously, I hated ketchup since i can remember. Tomato juice too. But i love normal tomatoes. Go figure.
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