You mean the US isn't civilized? And here I was thinking commericals were destroying the civilized world...Ethric wrote:Bladiebla ... before consumption throughout the civilised world (and the US) ... bladiebladiebla
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Err... yes, that must be it, as most normal people do tend to equate landmasses with male genitals...ScarlettP wrote:Don't mind Ethric. He enjoys American-Bashing. One gets used to it after a while. We all know it's just Penis envy as the US penis - also known as FLORIDA - is larger than Norway.
HA!
Pfft, no, it's just that the US is very bashable. What with it being very visible in the world.
I could bash, say, Portugal. But I don't know much about it except where it is on the map. I always wondered about Portugal (seriosuly, for as long as I can remember), as it's never anything related to it on the news here, ever. I mean, I'm not expecting much, but there's usually something happening in other european countries once in a while that reaches the news. But not Portugal, nothing ever happens there... well I find it very suspicious, a sure sign that they're up to something. Portugal is planning world domination, run for the hills!
Who the hell locks these things?
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All the 'movers and shakers' in Portugal must have moved to South America.
(Oh, and it's an old joke that the shape of Florida makes it look like the US is taking a whizz on Cuba.)
And I enjoy poking Ethric with a stick. He gets all upset about it and starts foaming at the mouth. He's so CUTE when he's rabid.
(Oh, and it's an old joke that the shape of Florida makes it look like the US is taking a whizz on Cuba.)
And I enjoy poking Ethric with a stick. He gets all upset about it and starts foaming at the mouth. He's so CUTE when he's rabid.
I've always distrusted Portugal. I'm glad you're on top of the situation, Ethric. We could use a few more such vigilant stewards for planetary safety.
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I'd say to contact the government of Palau. They were a key member of the Coalition of the Willing for the 2nd Dessert Storm![/url]theLuckyDragon wrote:Don't look now, but there's something fishy going on in Liechtenstein. Who could we call for help?
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Re: Superbowl Commercials
Yup. Dumb American here. Favorite two sports? Baseball and Football. What can I say? I love them.
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