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Unread postby Caradoc » 29 Jun 2007, 16:10

Last night I saw the premier of 'Burn Notice' on USA. Special-Ops action with Miami flair. Stars Jeffrey Donovan, Gabriel Anwar, and the great Bruce Campbell. I'll probably keep watching. (Also on USA, new seasons of 4400 and Dead Zone.)
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Unread postby gravyluvr » 29 Jun 2007, 18:21

Paris Not Making the News Made News!
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Unread postby The Mad Dragon » 29 Jun 2007, 18:39

lol, shredding the news was great :D
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Unread postby Elvin » 29 Jun 2007, 18:43

That was funny :) Not sure if her example could ever be considered inspiring or repentant or whatever but there are indeed more important things to talk about. Let's not forget that she does all that for publicity - give me a break.
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Unread postby The Mad Dragon » 29 Jun 2007, 19:09

If only our lives were so difficult :rofl:
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Unread postby Elvin » 29 Jun 2007, 19:10

My God that would be unbearable.
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Unread postby winterfate » 29 Jun 2007, 19:11

And to think she manages to make the news almost every day here thanks to her little "jail sentence". ;|

What has she ever done for Puerto Rico anyway? :devil:
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Unread postby The Mad Dragon » 29 Jun 2007, 19:13

Put out a sex video?
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Unread postby Elvin » 29 Jun 2007, 19:15

She wouldn't be the only one. And we are still wait for Puerto Rican pics :devious:
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Unread postby winterfate » 29 Jun 2007, 19:16

@Elvin: Haha...indeed. Maybe I will, at that. :D
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Unread postby gravyluvr » 29 Jun 2007, 20:01

I'm not sure about Puerto but I'm fairly sure she's shagged at least one Rico.
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 29 Jun 2007, 21:55

Follow the link to why the boss wasn't that mad... :devil:

I blew up my boss's Porsche

NEW girl Sarah Dean parked next to her boss’s Porsche, then watched in horror as her car EXPLODED — and torched his one too.

Sarah was driving to her new job doing admin for a travel firm when she noticed smoke coming from her VW Polo.

The blonde carried on and parked up next to managing director Craig Burkinshaw’s £35,000 Porsche 911.

But seconds later flames began shooting out from the VW’s bonnet, then ignited the fuel tank as the car went up in a huge fireball.

The blaze was so intense it melted the side of the Porsche, warped the chassis and set fire to the tyres.

Firefighters rushed to the scene and doused the blaze — but not before it wrote off another car parked the other side of Sarah’s.

A pal at Audley Travel in Witney, Oxfordshire, said: “Sarah’s new here and hadn’t even met the boss yet — what a way to introduce yourself. She was walking away from the car when it caught fire and exploded. The cars either side were written off along with Sarah’s.

“Everyone looked at the boss to see what he’d do.

“His Porsche was all charred and buckled, the tyres caught fire causing a lot of damage underneath and the windows burnt out.

“But he took it in very good humour and was fine with Sarah. He just looked at it as one of those things — it’s nobody’s fault.”

Employee Laura Morris added: “Everyone found it very funny, except Sarah of course. She could have been badly hurt. But the boss has been really good about it.”

Neither Sarah nor Craig wished to comment.
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Unread postby The Mad Dragon » 29 Jun 2007, 22:00

Ouch, good thing for insurance. What a way to meet your boss.
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Unread postby asandir » 30 Jun 2007, 00:23

your link be broke TT
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Unread postby winterfate » 30 Jun 2007, 00:39

@TT: What stefan said!

That must've been one heck of an introduction:

"Hi boss!"

Cars explode.

"...sorry!"

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Unread postby asandir » 30 Jun 2007, 00:50

I'm guessing she was hot
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Unread postby The Mad Dragon » 30 Jun 2007, 00:51

One can hope.
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Unread postby asandir » 30 Jun 2007, 00:58

that still wouldn't appease me if she killed my porsche .... unless it was nicely insured and she felt really bad about it
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Unread postby winterfate » 30 Jun 2007, 00:59

:D

I'm going to resist the temptation to say something totally naughty right about now. ;)
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Unread postby asandir » 30 Jun 2007, 01:02

why? I thought I'd already covered it? ;)
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