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Unread postby Omega_Destroyer » 26 Jun 2007, 17:26

That reminds me of the recent story about a family that was upset that they couldn't legally name their kid "4 Real."
And the chickens. Those damn chickens.
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Unread postby Elvin » 26 Jun 2007, 17:29

Should I be surprised..? No comment.
I, for one, am dying to find out what colour they paint Michael's toenails.
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Unread postby Omega_Destroyer » 26 Jun 2007, 17:31

I wonder why parents wish to make the lives of their kids harder.
And the chickens. Those damn chickens.
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Unread postby Elvin » 26 Jun 2007, 17:34

Does supreme sense of humour count?
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Unread postby Gaidal Cain » 26 Jun 2007, 17:55

okrane wrote:still, you have to admit, the news there is certainly a proof of some flaws in the american legal system... so that's why the colorful remarks...
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Unread postby Omega_Destroyer » 26 Jun 2007, 17:56

Omega_Destroyer wrote: but at least there is some tort reform out there.
And the chickens. Those damn chickens.
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Unread postby Panda Tar » 26 Jun 2007, 18:08

Well, does that make her the human with most extense name in history, or is it still our fair Imperator Dom Pedro I? ;|

Eeww - she even has my name as a second name... :(
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Unread postby Omega_Destroyer » 26 Jun 2007, 18:19

A horrible choice indeed. :tonguehands:
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Unread postby gravyluvr » 26 Jun 2007, 19:30

Elvin wrote:Now this is retarded...
Knock-out name for baby girl
If she ever becomes a pro boxer...

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Unread postby Panda Tar » 26 Jun 2007, 19:47

gravyluvr wrote: If she ever becomes a pro boxer...

Down goes Sullivan Corbett Fitzsimmons Jeffries Hart Burns Johnson Willard Dempsey Tunney Schmeling Sharkey Carnera Baer Braddock Louis Charles Walcott Marciano Patterson Johansson Liston Clay Frazier Foreman Brown.
Better than just Sullivan Marciano, which in Portuguese, would mean that's a Sullivan (me! NO! :( ) from Mars. 8|
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Unread postby theLuckyDragon » 26 Jun 2007, 19:48

Martian Pandas? :|
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Unread postby Panda Tar » 26 Jun 2007, 19:52

Oh, well, black and green. Sorta sicky. :ill: :D

It's like a kiwi bird. :)
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 26 Jun 2007, 21:07

Omega_Destroyer wrote:
theLuckyDragon wrote:[OT]: Plus, okrane isn't French :) [/OT]
Now I feel like even more of an idiot. :ashamed:
Yeah, you should bash okrane's country just to lessen your mistake. :devil:
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Unread postby winterfate » 26 Jun 2007, 21:18

:rofl:

Why do you guys ALWAYS have to bash your country like that? :)

I bash my government...but then again I bash all governments...I dislike politicians.
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 26 Jun 2007, 21:20

winterfate wrote::rofl:

Why do you guys ALWAYS have to bash your country like that? :)
It make us what we are... And remember that Vel isn't really one of us, he just lives here because genocide is frowned upon. But we're working on it.
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Unread postby Elvin » 26 Jun 2007, 21:22

Good luck with that.
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Unread postby watcher83 » 27 Jun 2007, 08:14

okrane - "Not to mention the abundance of trials with STUPID claims"

Don't worry, there are plenty trials with stupid claims from where we come from too.
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Unread postby Mytical » 27 Jun 2007, 08:50

hmm I think we (usa) may have the creme de la creme of silliness. The McDonald's hot coffee incident. Yeah, I know when I order coffee I expect it to be almost cold (insert sarcasm). So somebody orders coffee, spills it on themselves and sues McDonalds because it is hot. Hmm coffee, hot, really???? wow, that is a shock. Now everything has to come with some of the most rediculous warnings. I bought a close hamper, that had the warning not to put a child in the hamper. A microwave also had that warning. Next thing you know, when it snows, the city will have to put up "Snow is cold, can cause adverse reactions" signs..hehe
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Unread postby theLuckyDragon » 27 Jun 2007, 09:56

watcher83 wrote:Don't worry, there are plenty trials with stupid claims from where we come from too.
Yeah, but we're not "in the spotlight".
Panda Tar wrote:It's like a kiwi bird. :)
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 27 Jun 2007, 12:34

theLuckyDragon wrote: I love kiwis! :D
Roasted or boiled? :devil:
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