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Unread postby asandir » 07 Jun 2007, 02:29

I didn't (unless it's somehow lindsay related), but it can still be good crammed up in there (is that a pun? :) )
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Unread postby Omega_Destroyer » 07 Jun 2007, 02:40

Watch Mallrats.
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Unread postby asandir » 07 Jun 2007, 02:53

seen it, but that was just after it came out, memories not that good :)
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Unread postby winterfate » 07 Jun 2007, 04:46

stefan wrote:yes there is winter, and I hope you don't have to find out about it
Oh...
I would ask you to explain what you mean, but I get the feeling you won't. :)

I feel so new to this world. :drama:
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Unread postby Omega_Destroyer » 07 Jun 2007, 04:47

Don't rush it. Just relax and enjoy it. B-)
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Unread postby Veldrynus » 07 Jun 2007, 05:28

Omega_Destroyer wrote: Wonder if anyone will get the reference...
Damnit.

Stop that. :flame:
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Unread postby asandir » 07 Jun 2007, 05:35

I can explain, it's just that sometimes sex isn't great .... I have to say I have only only experienced bad sex once, and even that was enjoyable to a degree, but not what it shoulda been, safe to say relationship ended pretty quickly :)
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Unread postby winterfate » 07 Jun 2007, 05:53

I see...

I hope that I don't ever experience bad sex then. ;)
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Unread postby Veldrynus » 07 Jun 2007, 06:01

Well, as a man you will most likely enjoy it. Except if you get raped by a bunch of nymphomaniac gorillas.
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Unread postby asandir » 07 Jun 2007, 06:01

It's still probably better then .... ummmm .... twiddling your thumbs :)
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Unread postby Panda Tar » 11 Jun 2007, 11:40

Bad sex happens, but that's sure that you'll once experienced good times when you have something to compare. I think that when you make it as granted, whether you became a porn actor, or you lost the touch to women.
Veldrynus wrote:Well, as a man you will most likely enjoy it. Except if you get raped by a bunch of nymphomaniac gorillas.
Easy, easy. They are just pics on a book. :tongue:
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Unread postby asandir » 12 Jun 2007, 03:14

Panda Tar wrote:
Veldrynus wrote:Well, as a man you will most likely enjoy it. Except if you get raped by a bunch of nymphomaniac gorillas.
Easy, easy. They are just pics on a book. :tongue:
ewww :D

who takes sex for granted?
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Unread postby Panda Tar » 12 Jun 2007, 11:39

Somebody does. I don't know who. :tongue:
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Unread postby Veldrynus » 12 Jun 2007, 12:49

It's still a much better situation, than considering it some uber-spiritual, most-sacred-moment-in-my-life-that's-worth-dying-for type of activity.
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Unread postby asandir » 13 Jun 2007, 03:12

dunno about that .... they're both pretty ordinary positions .... consider it more as a great moment to be savoured .... right up until it ends, then rinse and repeat ;)
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Unread postby Veldrynus » 13 Jun 2007, 06:26

Well, the second version means that you do not get enough. Therefore the high value.
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Unread postby asandir » 13 Jun 2007, 06:37

you have a point Vel :D
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Unread postby Panda Tar » 15 Jun 2007, 20:54

Now...I'm vanishing for the weekend and I hope you all have a very nice, productive weekend. That all your wishes become true - as long as it doesn't mean "people dying, penis enlargement, polititians becoming nice people, etc..." :D
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Unread postby Kalah » 15 Jun 2007, 21:03

Nooooo! What are we to do without the panda! We're doomed!
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Unread postby Omega_Destroyer » 15 Jun 2007, 21:04

The prophecy has come true.
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