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Unread postby Caradoc » 05 Jun 2007, 14:35

Veldrynus wrote:
Corribus wrote: A recent Newsweek poll showed that 48 percent of Americans said they believed God made humans in the present form in the past 10,000 years.
Fat, stupid americans...
It may not be quite so bad. Most Americans lie when they answer questions about religion and say they believe what they think they are 'supposed to.' I think that's part of the reason so many continue to say Saddam was involved in 911. Having to come up with an answer on a subject where they are ignorant makes people guess at what they think they are supposed to say.

And BTW: being fat has nothing to do with being stupid.
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 05 Jun 2007, 14:45

Yeah, the guy that knew what KFC stood 4 but not what state it was from was pretty thin.
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Unread postby gravyluvr » 05 Jun 2007, 17:07

Veldrynus wrote:
Corribus wrote: A recent Newsweek poll showed that 48 percent of Americans said they believed God made humans in the present form in the past 10,000 years.
Fat, stupid americans...
I am sorry that people in your country can not afford food.

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Unread postby HodgePodge » 05 Jun 2007, 18:02

Veldrynus wrote:Fat, stupid americans...
You know Vel, you're starting to sound like those creepy, bigoted, morons at UbiVal! Image
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 05 Jun 2007, 18:09

You just think he's acting any different from before because he's picking on you.
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Unread postby Veldrynus » 05 Jun 2007, 20:02

HodgePodge wrote:
Veldrynus wrote:Fat, stupid americans...
You know Vel, you're starting to sound like those creepy, bigoted, morons at UbiVal! Image
I should be bombed... with hamburgers! :tongue:
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Unread postby HodgePodge » 05 Jun 2007, 23:19

Veldrynus wrote:I should be bombed... with hamburgers! :tongue:
Since I'm a vegetarian, I'd rather use a cabbage or watermelon or some of these:

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Unread postby Corribus » 05 Jun 2007, 23:21

If you are a vegetarian, I would think you would WANT to bomb someone with hamburgers rather than vegetables. You don't bomb someone with your own food source! Trust me, it's in The Art of War somewhere.
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Unread postby HodgePodge » 05 Jun 2007, 23:35

Corribus wrote:If you are a vegetarian, I would think you would WANT to bomb someone with hamburgers rather than vegetables. You don't bomb someone with your own food source! Trust me, it's in The Art of War somewhere.
:rofl: Except I don't relish the idea of touching any kind of food that is dead! Image

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Unread postby Corribus » 05 Jun 2007, 23:40

Who says I wait until animals are dead before I eat them? :o[
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Unread postby Omega_Destroyer » 05 Jun 2007, 23:45

Food tastes better when you can see it crying. :devil:
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And the chickens. Those damn chickens.
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Unread postby HodgePodge » 05 Jun 2007, 23:48

Omega_Destroyer wrote:Food tastes better when you can see it crying. :devil:
So how would you manage a laughing hyena? :-D
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Unread postby Elvin » 05 Jun 2007, 23:49

If it had to deal with him it wouldn't be laughing :devious:
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Unread postby Omega_Destroyer » 06 Jun 2007, 00:05

Yeah... that's it... :sceptic:
And the chickens. Those damn chickens.
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Unread postby asandir » 06 Jun 2007, 02:05

that's one of the funnier few posts of this forum that I've seen in a while, good work people :D
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Unread postby winterfate » 06 Jun 2007, 03:29

Yeah...absolutely hilarious!
Corribus wrote:Who says I wait until animals are dead before I eat them?
Omega wrote:Food tastes better when you can see it crying.
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Unread postby asandir » 06 Jun 2007, 03:36

Food tastes better when you can see it mooing.
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Unread postby Gaidal Cain » 06 Jun 2007, 07:35

HodgePodge wrote::rofl: Except I don't relish the idea of touching any kind of food that is dead! Image
And a carrot that's been vicously uprotted from dear old mother earth, only to become food for a human, isn't? :devious:
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Unread postby asandir » 06 Jun 2007, 07:48

that's one thing I always wondered about .... plus the vegetarians that still eat chicken or fish .... what's up with that? species-ism I say! :)
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Unread postby Veldrynus » 06 Jun 2007, 07:57

Gaidal Cain wrote:
HodgePodge wrote::rofl: Except I don't relish the idea of touching any kind of food that is dead! Image
And a carrot that's been vicously uprotted from dear old mother earth, only to become food for a human, isn't? :devious:
Sure, some people think that plants have no feelings.

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