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Unread postby Panda Tar » 23 May 2007, 11:14

vulnevia wrote:Gaaah! My home is invaded by spiders, and there's no man in the house to save me/throw them out!!!
Maybe a cleaning could help? That's what I do whenever spiders appear at home. If they are called "aranha marrom", so I just get a proper suit, a weapon and go hunting carefully.
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Unread postby vulnevia » 23 May 2007, 11:15

MistWeaver wrote: At least his relatives has no chance to bury him now.. ha ha ha
(that should make you feel better ;) )

They're just gonna get pissed and avenge him :S Soon I'll be able to hear the tapping of very small feet, the Spider Army!

Seriously, my biggest problem now is to get rid of the body..

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Unread postby Panda Tar » 23 May 2007, 11:22

vulnevia wrote: Seriously, my biggest problem now is to get rid of the body.
Bring the trash can nearby, put on some plastic on your hands, move the glass quickly towards the trash can and there you go.

If you don't want to have any surprises hereon, you should move some of your furniture to have a glimpse whether there are other spiders or not.

;| Uh..., I'm not sure if knowing that there are more spiders is more comfortable than just not knowing, but expecting to. :rolleyes:

You know, keep the body as a hostage. :D
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Unread postby MistWeaver » 23 May 2007, 11:33

vulnevia wrote: Seriously, my biggest problem now is to get rid of the body..
Dont worry. I know how to do such things. So.. ridding of the body.. - you need, 3 bags, polyethylene, saw, a car with trunk, and a map to nearest wasteland. :)

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Unread postby Elvin » 23 May 2007, 11:38

Just get a glove and take it away from there :devious: Easier this way.
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Unread postby MistWeaver » 23 May 2007, 11:40

Elvin wrote:Just get a glove and take it away from there :devious: Easier this way.
Ah.. yes, the gloves.. almost forgot..

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Unread postby Kalah » 23 May 2007, 12:02

vulnevia wrote:Can I please get a little flame thrower?
Why, stand back, darlin' while I crank this baby up... ;)
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Unread postby vulnevia » 23 May 2007, 12:26

I almost forgot about my trustworthy vacuum cleaner :-D It's eaten many spiders, my little dragon...

It's much easier when i have my boyfriend over, or when my neighbours cat Zelda is visiting, she's a great insect hunter :D She's not very good at eating them though...

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Unread postby Elvin » 23 May 2007, 12:59

Have you tried adding sugar?
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Unread postby Panda Tar » 23 May 2007, 13:27

vulnevia wrote:I almost forgot about my trustworthy vacuum cleaner :-D It's eaten many spiders, my little dragon...
But won't they just prop up from it after a while? You know, spiders just get anywhere anytime. It's like they could just be born out of nowhere.
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Unread postby Elvin » 23 May 2007, 13:31

Creepy implications :D
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Unread postby Panda Tar » 23 May 2007, 14:54

Aye. :)

Speaking of that, isn't that awful feeling of a chilling in the spine or the goosebumps we feel behind the neck, the same feeling of a spider strolling around our skin? 8|
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Unread postby Elvin » 23 May 2007, 17:42

Actually it's the spider's strolling that creates that feeling ;) I'll never forget the night I felt something crawling in my leg...I was in my village where insects abound and that very day I had heard of a girl that had died due to a spider's sting(we have a hairy nasty breed in this place :S ) so you can imagine how I felt. At least it was just a cricket but from that night on I almost expected something to crawl on my skin again ;|
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Unread postby vulnevia » 23 May 2007, 21:49

No way I'm touching a spider, dead or alive, even with gloves on :scared: I need a stick or something.
But it was much worse when I saw a spider sitting on the lamp next to my bed. Thank god I had a brave knight with me who could remove it, and I mean remove it, not kill it. Just because I'm deadly scared of it doesn't mean I have to kill it.

And something almost as bad as spiders climbing on you, must be waking up with a FLY in your ear. hearing that buzz and the crawling. Almost made me wanna sleep with ear plugs from that on :)

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Unread postby HodgePodge » 23 May 2007, 21:58

vulnevia wrote:No way I'm touching a spider, dead or alive, even with gloves on :scared: I need a stick or something.
But it was much worse when I saw a spider sitting on the lamp next to my bed. Thank god I had a brave knight with me who could remove it, and I mean remove it, not kill it. Just because I'm deadly scared of it doesn't mean I have to kill it.

And something almost as bad as spiders climbing on you, must be waking up with a FLY in your ear. hearing that buzz and the crawling. Almost made me wanna sleep with ear plugs from that on :)
I too always capture spiders and release them into the wild (put them outside) instead of killing them. No need to kill a spider just because it wandered into your house.

Not so with flies or misquitoes … if they invade my domicile, they're dead! :bugsquash:
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Unread postby vulnevia » 23 May 2007, 22:59

HodgePodge wrote:
Not so with flies or misquitoes … if they invade my domicile, they're dead! :bugsquash:
Flies tend to leave messy spots after them when killed, and I don't think I'll get that many flies here, but I'm sure there'll be lots of mosquitos here, good for me I don't really feel if they sting me, and it doesn't itch (my ex's allergic to mosquitos and bees/wasps, so he get's really big bumps when bitten, and I think it's straight to the hospital if he gets stung by a bee or wasp :S ).
And another insect I really dread is the crane fly. If I find one in my bedroom, no way I'm sleeping there, I rather sleep on the couch.

Gosh I'm such a coward...

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Unread postby Omega_Destroyer » 23 May 2007, 23:38

HodgePodge wrote: I too always capture spiders and release them into the wild (put them outside) instead of killing them. No need to kill a spider just because it wandered into your house.
I don't kill spiders or most insects in my home if I can help it, except for mosquitos. I hate them and that's the main reason I allow spiders to continue spinning their webs.
And the chickens. Those damn chickens.

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Unread postby Orfinn » 24 May 2007, 07:42

Speaking of spiders. Yesterday night when I laid in my bed and rode to this days test on school. I saw something in my line of sight...a classic small brown spider were crawling on my pillow 8| I usually dont mind spiders (thanks to my spider therapy in Dark Messiah :D) ...but in my bed? My instinct were set on: KILL! And I thought : "Sorry mate but you are gonna be torn asunder in this piece of paper" (to bad I couldnt zap it with lightning) B-) No idea where it came from I fell asleep again satisfied but kept in mind it may have been unneccesary, since theres always something worse..hiding in the dark like mosquitoes or :o[ which spiders eat to breakfast :-D

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Unread postby Elvin » 24 May 2007, 07:48

Well I usually feel it IS unnecessary. I used to squash many things but later I thought that most could not really harm me nor had they tried to. What I still continue to hunt is flies, mosquitoes and dangerous spiders, not the everyday small spiders that you see around.
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Unread postby vulnevia » 24 May 2007, 08:31

If i find something flying around, larger than a mosquito, I always try to catch it with a glas and a piece of paper to release it. Butterflies and moths I try to catch with my hands, they're not that scary. But if I see one of those crane thingies I tend to scream in a very girlish way and throw books at it :embarrased:


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