Round Table Weekly

[winterfate]

That sounds so much like Vel!



Good job as always, Kalah!

[Omega_Destroyer]

Nice one Titan. He was an... interesting character.

[Elvin]

@TT
Thank you so much for unearthing Shuyssar's quotes! Do they still exist at the wikiquote?

[Panda Tar]

Quite nice news. It was somewhat like listening to all that hissing deadly flaming whispers.

[ThunderTitan]

@TT
Do they still exist at the wikiquote?

NO! Stupid wiki editors. I just saved a file on my desktop. That guy should become an actor.

[Elvin]

I miss his one-liners!

[Thelonious]

Good one Kalah, now what was he doing that was so bad?

[Veldrynus]

Damn you, Kalak! I never said "Shuddup". You have taken my words out of the context just to show me in a dark light! You will burn for that! Burn in Hell!

Well, for the record: I was banned 3 times, and I am proud of that.

Yeah, I miss Shuyssar too. I hope, one day he will return, hand in hand with DL.

[ThunderTitan]

I hope, one day he will return, hand in hand with DL.

3 times is enough, don't you think? Or aren't they banning ppl for mentioning CENSORED? If so why not?

[asandir]

ahhh, in some small way I miss Shuyasser, but not now that I've re-read his entire comtribution

[ThunderTitan]

ahhh, in some small way I miss Shuyasser, but not now that I've re-read his entire comtribution

You weren't around when they said why he was banned, where you?

[Elvin]

I thought that he just left. What exactly happened?

[Veldrynus]

The mods have found out that he was not a real person, and banned him along with the genius who created him.

[ThunderTitan]

Poor maladjusted geniuses... we should all pity them.

Oh, and lest i forget: Llort.

[Kalah]

Studio Commentary: "... are we on? Man, I told you to wait until I'd got my pants on... Anyway, there is no show today - Kalah is very busy with his thesis presentation so there won't be any. Instead, as a replacement, such as it is - here's Robenhagen... telling your mama jokes."

Robenhagen: "Your mama's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper."

Studio Commentary: "Aaaaaand?"

Robenhagen: "Your mama's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower."

Studio Commentary: "Thanks, man. Now get outta here before I call the cops. That's all, folks! Now sod off."

[winterfate]

That was brief...
Robenhagen is evil...

So, what's the thesis about Kalah?

[asandir]

ahhh, in some small way I miss Shuyasser, but not now that I've re-read his entire comtribution

You weren't around when they said why he was banned, where you?

actually I was

ahhh the old "yo mama" filler jokes, how do we ever get by without them

[Kalah]

Studio Commentary: "So, in the middle of writing an introductory thesis, our team also managed to get through the entire last season of "The West Wing", a book on European cities in the Middle Ages, working evenings and prepare a lecture on the northern areas of the Arctic in just two days."
Anchor: "Everest is for sissies."
Studio Commentary: "This is when you tell me that sleep is for the weak and that the redness in your eyes, your continuous twitching and irritable behaviour is part of your normal state of operation?"
Anchor: "Well, sleep lacks a certain... masculine... whatever..."
Studio Commentary: "Well, since you're unable to function as interviewer, I drafted in a replacement for tonight, hope you don't mind."
Anchor: "I do mind."
Studio Commentary: "I don't care. Get outta here. Get some sleep. Eat some food. See that girl you were schmoozing the other day."
Anchor: "Yeah, yeah..."
Studio Commentary: "Roben! Take it away!"
Robenhagen: "What, now? But I've got a thing."
Studio Commentary: "All right, we'll try something new. Just let the guests interview themselves, m'kay?"
Robenhagen: "Yeah okay. Guys! You're up!"

Paulus: "Should we just... start?"
Robenhagen: "Do whatever you want. I'm outta here."
Paulus: "Okey, so, what's up, guys?"
Pol: "I brought a deck of cards. We can play Pig."
Paulus: "We got a third player?"
Omega_Destroyer: "Wassup?"
Paulus: "Hey, Omega_Destroyer! Or "OD", as I sometimes like to call you."
OD: "Sometimes I like to call you "cupcake", is that OK?"
Paulus: "Totally."
Pol: "Deal the cards, man."
OD: "So, what's goin' on?"
Paulus: "The studio guys left, so we have the place to ourselves."
Pol: "Total free-for-all. Open mike."
OD: "Any booze around here?"
Pol: "Dunno. But hey, let's talk about that article."
OD: "What's he talking about?"
Paulus: "There was an article in a gaming mag, with an interview with some producer. Says it's possible we'll see another M&M title coming up soon™."
Pol: "I bet it's M&M 7! I just know it!"
Paulus: "Nononono! Don't say it, man! What the hell is the matter with you? You wanna tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing?"
Pol: "No?"
Paulus: "Then run outside, turn three times and spit."
OD: "And curse."
Pol: "Spit and..."
Paulus: "Go!"
OD: "He's off. Let's see what kinda cards he's got."
Paulus: "Any threes there?"
OD: "Nah. Kings and eights."
Paulus: "M'kay."
OD: "Put it back, here he comes."
Paulus: "You done?"
Pol: "I turned, I spat, I cursed. Whatever."
OD: "Can't be too careful."
Pol: "You really can."
OD: "So what's with that Olympics thing? Any of you guys play?"
Paulus: "I can bring it."
Pol: "Hey, what happened to my cards?"
OD: "What?"
Pol: "I thought I put them over here..."
Paulus: "Nah, over there."
OD: "Pretty cool to own the joint. We can do what we want. Say, anybody want to try out the Anchor chair?"
Pol: "Hell, no."
OD: "Why not? C'mon, it's comfy. Ahh..."
Paulus: "Dude, I don't think that anchor guy has any pants on when he's on the air..."
OD: "EEEEWW!!!"
Pol: "Heheheheeeeee..."
OD: "You know, you could've told me that before I sat down."
Paulus: "Funnier this way."
Pol: "I've got three jacks."
OD: "Stuff that. Let's talk about the new patch."
Paulus: "Boooriiiing."
Pol: "True. What else?"
OD: "I'm still waitin' on the booze."
Paulus: "I think Roben swiped it before he left."
Pol: "What else?"
Paulus: "I think there's some lemonade in the fridge over there."
OD: "There's a fridge?"
Paulus: "Well, I guess the staff need a few items of luxuries."
OD: "Is that a television I see over there?"
Paulus: "To watch the show during taping, I guess."
OD: "A couch..."
Paulus: "For the guests."
OD: "Jacuzzi..."
Paulus: "Groupies."
Pol: "I can dig this place."
OD: "Is that the ModMobile I see out there on the tarmac?"
Paulus: "Lemme see!"
Pol: "I guess that's what these keys are for..."
OD: "... you guys thinking what I'm thinking?"
Paulus: "... that we should take this opportunity to experience first-hand the acclaimed comfort and style this ride has to offer?"
OD: "Yeah, and if it's really true that it can do nought-to-sixty in three seconds flat."
Pol: "Hang on, hang on! We can't just take the thing out for a joyride just like that!"
Paulus: "He's right."
Pol: "Grab the lemonade first."
OD: "And, we're off!"

[asandir]

nice ....

you've made it OD .... welcome to the RTW crowd

[winterfate]

Yes indeed!

Good work as usual Kalah!