Round Table Weekly

[Kalah]

Studio Commentary: "What's all this, then? An interview? Must be that time of the month again... You know, that time of the month when the server is working, there's absolutely nothing good on the telly and you-know-who just bought a new bottle of Scotch. Better get to it right away, before something funny happens."

Anchor: "Too late. Winterfate, welcome to the show and please take off that silly hat. You look like a garden gnome."
Winterfate: "Aw, come off – it's velvet, man!"
Anchor: "Still."
Winterfat: "It's all the fashion! All the cool kids wear'em!"
Anchor: "I hardly think so."
Winterfart: "It set me back three grand!"
Anchor: "Guess money rules when good taste fails. Let's get to it, shall we?"
Winterfad: "Get to what?"
Anchor: "What you're here for. The hot stuff."
Winterfade: "Erhm... this isn't going to be like that Simpsons episode, is it? Where they visit that "Steelworkers of America" steel plant where all the workers are gay...?"
Anchor: "I don't get it."
Winterfate: "Molten iron? Hot stuff coming through?"
Anchor: "You'd better not be thinking about taking your shirt off. The hat you can lose."
Winterhate: "No. I like it."
Anchor: "That's 'cause you're insane."
Winterhat: "Sure."
Anchor: "Look, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Either take that incredibly silly hat off and stick it somewhere I can't see it, or I'm gonna have a stunt man jump you and snatch it before he sticks it in the furnace."
Winterbat: "Sorry, hat stay on. And he can't snatch it if I pull it very hard down over my face."
Anchor: "Good, hides your face. Question time. What do you bring to the Round Table?"
Winterbait: "Enthusiasm, amusing jokes, an average posting rate of eleven a day and one damn fine velvet hat."
Anchor: "You mean you're an average Joe."
Wintercake: "Yup."
Anchor: "One of those guys who comes for the fun and the games and the total lack of discipline and spends all his time in the Campfire and brings nothing to the other forums."
Winterlake: "You want discipline in the forums? Like, people posting only answers to the questions asked, asking only relevant questions that have never been asked and answered before, never posting out of turn or off the topic or doing anything even remotely resembling fun? You want a nazi community? Man, guys like that just make me wanna punch my head through a wall."
Anchor: "You say that as though it was a bad thing."
Winterwake: "Have you any idea how expensive it is to fix a wall these days?"
Anchor: "Yeah, but seriously – what sets you apart from the other average Joes and lonesome Jims, what sort of imprint do you make, what do you bring to the Table?"
Winterwack: "Enthusiasm."
Anchor: "But that hardly makes you unique?"
Winterwank: "Don't forget the hat."
Anchor: "Let's talk about your latest game proposal..."
Wintermate: "Yeh, it sucked."
Anchor: "... you said that creatures... errr what?"
Wintermat: "Sucked."
Anchor: "Eeehh... I'm not sure I follow..."
Winterwait: "Sucked. Big time."
Anchor: "Bu-but I was just going to say..."
Winterwaiter: "Like a vacuum cleaner the moment Chernobyl went kaboom."
Anchor: "But I had this whole line of arguments lined up against it here..."
Winterwater: "Took the wind out of your sails a bit there?"
Anchor: "I'll say."
Winterhater: "Honesty always gives you the advantage of surprise with the press."
Anchor: "Speaking of surprises...
*thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *HUMPPPH!!*
Winterhinter: "HEY!!"
Anchor: "Quick, isn't he."
Wintersquinter: "That guy took my hat!"
Anchor: "That guy is our stunt man. Got some moves, too – see that way he just dove over you, grabbing the target midway?"
Wintermint: "Where's he going with my hat!?"
Anchor: "Relax, it'll be taken downstairs and burned, you'll never see it again."
Wintermind: "That's supposed to make me relax...!?"
Anchor: "Now, if we could proceed to the more illuminating part of the interview I'd like to ask you about fashion – what is it, where did it come from and where is it going in the future..."
Winterblind: "He is going to burn my hat!?"
Anchor: "Yes, yes, so it appears. Please, I'm not used to being interrupted. You see, the whole point of fashion is to ensure the revolution of clothing manufactured by the capitalist producers and purchased by the population..."
Winterdeaf: "Now, I will not have this – I demand that the stunt man immediately..."
Anchor: "Shut up or I'll hit you very hard over the head with a ladle. Now I lost my thread. Let's switch to the next issue: some photos we got off your hard drive."
Winterdumb: "What about my ha... what do you mean!?"
Anchor: "I particularly liked this one by the pool, of the guy the baird?"
Winterdumber: "Hey! Keep my mom out of this!"
Anchor: "What about this one?"
Winterdust: "OK, that may have been a bit over the top, but in my defence, I was very drunk at the time."
Anchor: "We've got some vids too, if you'd like to..."
Winterbust: "You wanna come back to my place?"
Anchor: "... what...!?"
Winterbus "You wanna come back to my place?"
Anchor: "..."
Winterbush: "..."
Anchor: "Yeah, all right."

[winterfate]

You are totally evil, Kalah .

I totally resent:

Winterlake: You want discipline in the forums? Like, people posting only answers to the questions asked, asking only relevant questions that have never been asked and answered before, never posting out of turn or off the topic or doing anything even remotely resembling fun? You want a nazi community? Man, guys like that just make me wanna punch my head through a wall."

I am a totally disciplined person (most of the time...)
And no, Kalah...I do NOT believe you are a Nazi either (strict, perhaps, but definitely NOT a Nazi ).

Aw darn...you found the photos...

I don't know whether to be honored or totally pissed off.
Good job, Kalah.

P.S: Why must you keep changing the second part of my name?

I know it's a TAD late to ask...but um, can I write for the RTW?

[gravyluvr]

It's a serious list, people. There's gonna be locusts and rivers of blood 'n stuff. This... this amateur is trying to outshine moi!?

Kalah isn't so scary, he's a big push over. Doesn't scare me one bit..

And you just made my list.

Sweet! I've officially moved down two slots!!!!

Note: Why am I on the list twice?

[winterfate]

Um...I think Kalah meant Mytical, gravyluvr .

[theLuckyDragon]

P.S: Why must you keep changing the second part of my name?

Don't worry, he actually got it right twice

Winterfate: "Aw, come off – it's velvet, man!"

Winterfate: "Molten iron? Hot stuff coming through?"

Nice one Kalah!

[ThunderTitan]

Man, guys like that just make me wanna punch my head through a wall."

JUST DO IT...

[Elvin]

What's with the last part of winterfate?

"Guess money rules when good taste fails."

"Man, guys like that just make me wanna punch my head through a wall." "You say that as though it was a bad thing."

"Relax, it'll be taken downstairs and burned, you'll never see it again."

Do I notice hints of hostility? Nahh. Good one!

[Thelonious]

I know it's a TAD late to ask...but um, can I write for the RTW?

I think he's allready given the answer, but then again, you never know...

Kalah , good one I think you showed who's boss .

BTW Scarlett, that bag of popcorn was a great idea!

[ScarlettP]

P.S: Why must you keep changing the second part of my name? tongue

Because it was funny.

I'm just happy Kalah didn't try to think of things for the "P" in my nick to stand for.

I've already been dubbed "Pimp Girl" on my other forum because I'm always trying to find my best girl friend (who happens to be male) a date. I mean REALLY! I only tried to hook him up with Diver Sherry - before I found out she was already married. And WarKitty - well - Kitty seems to LIKE being alone and complaining about it. Which is exactly what GridBug does. And they both like to ride bikes for fun. They are both Pagans. I thought they would be PERFECT for each other. *grump* No one appreciates me.

I'm sorry. What were we talking about? Oh yes! Good one, Kalah.

[Zamolxis]

I'm just happy Kalah didn't try to think of things for the "P" in my nick to stand for.

Well... let's hope you didn't just give him ideas. :p

[Omega_Destroyer]

Man, guys like that just make me wanna punch my head through a wall."

JUST DO IT...

You'd be a really bad suicide hotline guy Titan.

[ThunderTitan]

You'd be a really bad suicide hotline guy Titan.

What are you talking about? I always had the highest score... they even fired me cause it made everyone feel bad that they only had 1 or 2 after years working there while i was close to 100 after only two months.

[ScarlettP]

Well... let's hope you didn't just give him ideas. :p

Z, Kalah knows that it stands for "Pusswort"... it's hard to get worse than that. Especially when my nick already sounds like a Urinary Tract Infection.

[Omega_Destroyer]

I had never noticed that before ScarlettP; I can never look at you the same way again.

[winterfate]

Indeed...that's kind of...nasty.

[ScarlettP]

*shrug* What can I say? You gotta live with the truth.

(FYI - Scarlett Pusswort is the name of my Orc. I'm a member of the Clan of the Bloody Hand.)

[Omega_Destroyer]

You make it way too easy Scarlett.

[gravyluvr]

*shrug* What can I say? You gotta live with the truth.

(FYI - Scarlett Pusswort is the name of my Orc. I'm a member of the Clan of the Bloody Hand.)

I guess that's better than your brother Bloody Pusswort

[ScarlettP]

Yeah, but if I point out all the obviouse jokes myself, I don't leave any amunition for Kalah.

[Elvin]

Which is...bad!