You just lost in a hot seat game...

The new Heroes games produced by Ubisoft. Please specify which game you are referring to in your post.
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hum... a bigger lie works better... "Yeah... i had to loose my girlfriend just send me a sms her mother died in a squirrel attack, i have to go"
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maybe another lie... "Come on guys ! you can't possibly believe i haven't intended to loose ! lol. I wanted to focus on your game just to see how mediocre and bad players plays !
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It's not your fault ! it's the heaven's one ! "damn lame humans with their magic inability, i hate them i dun even know why i choosed those lame suckers ! next time i'll bit your asses with my elves !
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It's not your fault ! it's the game which is a crap ! "Gosh unbelivable Nival ruined Heroes, why my luck never triggers with advanced luck ? And academy is cheating i mean it's all about ranged, no straregy involved ! last time i play H5 !!
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it's not your fault ! it's your starting position which was clearly the worst ! Everyone was attacking you, loosing was normal it was even heroic from you to hold on that long !
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You don't have to explain you are already in your car going back home... yeah yeah yeah... your don't like defeat (ain't it normal after all) and after hurling the mouse against the wall, you just insulted everyone before taking home hafl the beers...
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You decide to save your face by beeing pridefull, you just shake everyone's hand, congratulate them, explain you were tired and made some real bad decisions, and wish em good luck ! there's still the chicks after all, nothing is lost !
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You make the more wise, and logical decision, kill em all (girls included) no one should ever know you have lost this one !
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You just lost in a hot seat game...

Unread postby Lyan » 18 Dec 2006, 13:23

You and some of your friends very fond of HOMM, decided to play a huge hotseat game ! (damn cool ! Beers, pals, heroes, cheerleading naked girls wanting to divert you while waiting for you friends to play...).

All your pals know your a very good player, you play on the highest difficulties, sometimes post your opinions on celestialheavens and when defending your point you always add some mathematic theories to add some credibility.

Yeaaah, you're just the man, and those noobzors willl learn what it costs to mess with *enter your name here*... sweet... you even decide to try your ultimate skill (you play haeven) just show em how freakishly good you are.

And the drama happens... you loose first... Zomg Wtf !?? I had 4 luck and this damn ***** comp (you had to fill 2 spots with computers) has more luck than me even if he got 1 !!? How can his lame master hunters kill my precious archangel , i had set retaliation strike on em and ... oh shit...

Now it's what we call in french "un grand moment de solitude" a long moment of lonelyness... Your pals are looking at you with their horrified yet amused faces... the cheerleading girls are not anymore on your knees, your hands are shaking... you never been epileptic before... You have to say something... now... something smart and proud... you have to tell em why you lost...
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Unread postby Mytical » 18 Dec 2006, 13:51

I choose I, congradulate the opponit for a game well played, admit they are the better player, and then tell them "I will get you next time." Who needs excuses. I know I am not the best out there, not even close. It is all about the fun :).
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Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 18 Dec 2006, 13:51

Voted #9 Why would I want to vote in a poll like this? :devious:
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 18 Dec 2006, 14:02

DaemianLucifer wrote:Why would I want to vote in a poll like this? :devious:
Cause killer squirels are cool?!
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Unread postby Lyan » 18 Dec 2006, 14:10

ThunderTitan wrote:
DaemianLucifer wrote:Why would I want to vote in a poll like this? :devious:
Cause killer squirels are cool?!
Exactly ! :D
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Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 18 Dec 2006, 14:25

Then how come there is still just one vote? :devious:
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 18 Dec 2006, 14:54

DaemianLucifer wrote:Then how come there is still just one vote? :devious:
Ppl are too much in awe of killer squirels to be bothered to vote?
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Unread postby okrane » 18 Dec 2006, 15:25

that's the most idiotic poll I have ever seen. I kindly ask mods to close this thread and spare us all the conversation that is about to follow
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Unread postby Lyan » 18 Dec 2006, 15:31

okrane wrote:that's the most idiotic poll I have ever seen. I kindly ask mods to close this thread and spare us all the conversation that is about to follow
Sorry orkane i will come with something more "noarmal".
Which suits a sylvan elves civilisation the best, Emerald dragon of H5 of gold dragon of H3 ?
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Unread postby Qurqirish Dragon » 18 Dec 2006, 15:41

okrane wrote:that's the most idiotic poll I have ever seen. I kindly ask mods to close this thread and spare us all the conversation that is about to follow
agreed. done.
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