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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 12 Dec 2006, 00:41

"We have very high rates of STIs [sexually transmitted infections], we have the third highest rate of unplanned pregnancy in the OECD countries, we have a lot of sexual partners and we are very much into casual sex," she said.
She could have saves alot of strain on her lungs is she just said they're perverts. :devil:
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Unread postby asandir » 12 Dec 2006, 01:34

kinky might be a kinder way to say it
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 12 Dec 2006, 16:09

Wait, i belive degenerates is the tehnical term. :devil:
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Unread postby asandir » 12 Dec 2006, 23:33

Blind may get opportunity to hunt in Texas
A Texas lawmaker is aiming to allow the blind to hunt.

State representative, Edmund Kuempel, has introduced a measure that will allow blind people to hunt any game that sighted people can currently pursue.

Under the bill, blind hunters will be required to have a sighted hunter with them, and will be allowed to use laser sights which are currently not allowed.

The sighted hunter will help the blind person aim at the target, but Mr Kuempel says the blind hunter will be able to pull the trigger.

Observers say the bill may find little resistance in Texas where politicians of all stripes endorse the popular pastime.
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Unread postby okrane » 12 Dec 2006, 23:37

yeah... I can see it now in the headlines:
Blind man "accidentally" shoots neighbor's wife :D:D (with the neighbor guiding him of course :D )

and in the article it would quote the neighbor's directions: "a little bit to the left, still left, a little higher .... you want to hit that hog in the head don'tcha?! steady now... perfect... ":D :devil:

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Unread postby Elvin » 12 Dec 2006, 23:42

I can understand some people really love hunting but isn't it a bit ridiculous?
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Unread postby winterfate » 12 Dec 2006, 23:43

:| Those are the kind of laws that make America a special place :devil:. Makes me kind of glad I live in Puerto Rico now (grand difference that makes, we ARE still part of the US :( ).

okrane: :rofl::rofl: hahaha. Indeed. And in the trial, the blind man wins because it was "accidental" :devil:.
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Unread postby asandir » 12 Dec 2006, 23:47

and then he probably sues someone for something and wins!!!

yep ... strange law that
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Unread postby Elvin » 12 Dec 2006, 23:51

Makes you think lawful people are unresponsible and non-sensible :hoo:
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Unread postby asandir » 12 Dec 2006, 23:55

.... god forbid ....
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Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 13 Dec 2006, 01:48

Elvin wrote:I can understand some people really love hunting but isn't it a bit ridiculous?
Why?Just because they are blind they shouldnt be prohibited to enjoy life!You are just a blindist,you know that! :devil:
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Unread postby asandir » 13 Dec 2006, 02:04

DaemianLucifer wrote:
Elvin wrote:I can understand some people really love hunting but isn't it a bit ridiculous?
Why?Just because they are blind they shouldnt be prohibited to enjoy death!You are just a blindist,you know that! :devil:
fixed your post DL
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Unread postby winterfate » 13 Dec 2006, 05:21

:rofl::rofl: That was good stefan.urlus :-D.

Um, is blindist even a word? :D
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Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 13 Dec 2006, 05:34

It is now :devil:

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Unread postby asandir » 13 Dec 2006, 05:43

DL is good at making up words, even when he doesn't know he's doing it, that's why we let him run Caladont
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Unread postby winterfate » 13 Dec 2006, 06:00

That thread with the word game right?

I don't get it though... :( .
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Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 13 Dec 2006, 06:12

Its quite easy:You compose a word that starts with at least two letters of the previous word.The more letters from the previous word you use,the better for you.Read the rules on the first page and if you dont get them,PM me.If you wanna play,that is(meaning if youre not a coward :devil: )

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Unread postby asandir » 13 Dec 2006, 06:52

and we could use some new players!!!
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Unread postby winterfate » 13 Dec 2006, 06:55

The game looks fun. I already posted:

laconic

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Unread postby asandir » 13 Dec 2006, 06:57

it can be, but is moving pretty slowly these days, just keep an eye on it and take your chances ....
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