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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 14 Nov 2006, 16:22

Artistic license is lost on you, ain't it.
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Unread postby Elvin » 14 Nov 2006, 16:24

Panda porn 8| What can I say...For God's sake,animals have instincts even if they have never experienced that.
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 14 Nov 2006, 18:38

Apparently pandas don't.

No wonder they're going extinct.
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Unread postby Elvin » 14 Nov 2006, 19:41

I thought there was another reason for that :|
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Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 14 Nov 2006, 19:57

It seems that captured animals gain more of humans habits then we thought of.
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Unread postby Elvin » 14 Nov 2006, 21:06

So if we were captured by aliens and played it stupid and inexperienced would they impose the same treatment upon us? :D
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Unread postby Omega_Destroyer » 14 Nov 2006, 21:14

Wouldn't pandas have to be able to recognize themselves in reflections and the such to learn from the video? Aren't there only about 3 or 4 mammals, aside from humans, who have that ability?
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Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 14 Nov 2006, 22:04

If they recognized it as reflectionts they would dismiss it.They need to recognize them as other pandas.But how will they do that without the smell?
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Unread postby Omega_Destroyer » 14 Nov 2006, 23:13

Synthetic pheremones?
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 14 Nov 2006, 23:15

I don't know, i'm not a Panda expert. If you really care the internet iz your friend... you know, the one that really pisses you off, but you can't get rid of him.
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Unread postby asandir » 15 Nov 2006, 00:07

I don't know, i'm not a Panda expert. If you really care the internet iz your friend... you know, the one that really pisses you off, but you can't get rid of him.
Oh you mean DL?? ;)
SMS ace sets world record
A Singaporean student has broken the Guinness World Record for the shortest time needed to type a 160-character SMS message after whizzing through the task in less than 42 seconds in a competition.

Sixteen-year-old Ang Chuang Yang typed the SMS (short message service) message in 41.52 seconds, beating the previous record of 42.22 seconds set by American Ben Cook in July, according to Singapore Telecommunications, organisers of the competition.

"I'll try for 39 seconds next year," said Ang, adding that the trick to speedy text messaging was to use a mobile phone with larger keys on the dial pad.

SMS messaging competitions around the world use the same SMS text provided by the Guinness organisation - "The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human."
what the ... ? 8|
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Unread postby Omega_Destroyer » 15 Nov 2006, 00:36

But can he type a woman's phone number? Take that record holder!
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Unread postby asandir » 15 Nov 2006, 01:06

I think he probably can (if he can get one)
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Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 15 Nov 2006, 02:49

Did that message in just over a minute on my first try.Should I practice a bit and beat that kid? :devil:
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Unread postby asandir » 15 Nov 2006, 03:53

Why not try .... you can have your own entry!!
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Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 15 Nov 2006, 05:44

If I said I have a life,Id probably be lying,but its the closest thing to the reason I wont do it that I can say,so:Nah,I have a life :D
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Unread postby asandir » 15 Nov 2006, 05:56

Sure you do .... :devious: and sure that's the reason
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Unread postby Caradoc » 15 Nov 2006, 07:14

ThunderTitan wrote:Apparently pandas don't.

No wonder they're going extinct.
Actually, the population of pandas in the wild has been increasing in recent years.
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Unread postby asandir » 15 Nov 2006, 07:22

blame it on youtube and porn panda!!!
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Unread postby Caradoc » 15 Nov 2006, 16:04

stefan.urlus wrote:blame it on youtube and porn panda!!!
I went looking for panda porn on youtube, and this is the best I could find:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YU82RS5elI

Frankly, I think they may be faking it.
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