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Vlad976 · Unread postby **Vlad976** » 17 Jan 2006, 21:19

Gaidal Cain wrote:Well, if you're "forced" to tap into it every once and awhile, it does a remarkable job of staying.

In my case, one has to learn it in the first place in order to remember it. The only thing I remember from that class was how easy it was to take a nap.

theLuckyDragon · Unread postby **theLuckyDragon** » 17 Jan 2006, 21:19

Well, I'm sure you all had lots of fun integrating

but I should warn you:

Read the Fine Print!

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 17 Jan 2006, 21:32

Youre such a snecky devil,arent you?No one ever notices the d part,even if its the same size as the rest of the formulae

theLuckyDragon · Unread postby **theLuckyDragon** » 17 Jan 2006, 21:38

The differential, or whatever its name is in English, can be a very useful method of sneakyness.

And actually I'm a dragon, not a devil.

That was the catch: it said dy in the fine print!
Daemian, I hereby declare you the Ev... I mean Keen Eyed Differential Spotter!

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 17 Jan 2006, 21:41

Well,I had to learn to notice it since I got so many bad grades because of that.

Gaidal Cain · Unread postby **Gaidal Cain** » 17 Jan 2006, 21:54

theLuckyDragon wrote:The differential, or whatever its name is in English, can be a very useful method of sneakyness. And actually I'm a dragon, not a devil.

Alright, just for that, you'll have to endure a Bad Math Joke (I could ask a certian someone to post a certain something, but then I'd have to read it again myself, and my eyes haven't stopped burning since last time):

e and e^x are out walking in Hilbert Space. They then see a differential operator approaching, and e gets scared:
"I don't want to be turned into a zero"
"Don't worry, i'll go talk to him. He can't touch me- I'm e^x". So e^x walks over to the operator, who greets him with
"Hi. I'm d/dy"

Hey, I told you it was bad

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 17 Jan 2006, 22:00

I just wonder who made that joke in the first place

theLuckyDragon · Unread postby **theLuckyDragon** » 17 Jan 2006, 22:13

My teacher told us an e^x story when we first learned derivatives.

"Once upon a time, Prince Charming was fighting the Evil Ogre in derivatives. The Ogre derivated Charming, but didn't hurt him. Charming derivated the Ogre and reduced his power by 1..." [repeat twice more] "... so after the third derivative the Ogre was vanquished and yet Charming remained unscathed. Who were they?"

On a less mathematical note, to atoms bump into each other on the street. "Are you OK?" asks one. "No, I've lost and electron" came the reply. "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive!"

Gaidal Cain · Unread postby **Gaidal Cain** » 17 Jan 2006, 22:13

DaemianLucifer wrote:I just wonder who made that joke in the first place

That's easy: a mathematician. Who else would be sadistic enough to inflict such pain upon the world? Well, apart from chemists, of course

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 17 Jan 2006, 22:21

I remember once,in third grade of high school,a teacher of ours made one math problem for the competition of the first graders.There wasnt a single student in school that could solve it,not even a friend from my class that went into olympics next year.

Corribus · Unread postby **Corribus** » 18 Jan 2006, 05:12

Gaidal Cain wrote:That's easy: a mathematician. Who else would be sadistic enough to inflict such pain upon the world? Well, apart from chemists, of course

Inflict pain on the world? What did we ever do?

Besides isolating plutonium, of course.

gravyluvr · Unread postby **gravyluvr** » 18 Jan 2006, 05:33

Hmm... math jokes from when we were really young?

Why does 6 hate 7?

Corribus · Unread postby **Corribus** » 18 Jan 2006, 05:42

gravyluvr wrote:Hmm... math jokes from when we were really young?

Why does 6 hate 7?

I refuse to answer that.

[T]osHiro · Unread postby **[T]osHiro** » 18 Jan 2006, 07:06

Well, what is it?

Gaidal Cain · Unread postby **Gaidal Cain** » 18 Jan 2006, 07:38

Corribus wrote: Inflict pain on the world? What did we ever do?

Organic Chemistry.
And "Ode to a plank steak"

ScarlettP · Unread postby **ScarlettP** » 18 Jan 2006, 13:31

Because 7 ate 9.

ScarlettP · Unread postby **ScarlettP** » 18 Jan 2006, 13:32

Then 6 got jelouse because he thought he was in a seriouse relationship with 9. I mean Hey! What are all those 69 jokes about anyway.

Oh lord, I gotta get my mind out of the gutter this morning.

[T]osHiro · Unread postby **[T]osHiro** » 18 Jan 2006, 13:35

I don't think I get the punchline..

ScarlettP · Unread postby **ScarlettP** » 18 Jan 2006, 13:47

7, 8, 9

in English sounds the same as "7 ate 9"

theLuckyDragon · Unread postby **theLuckyDragon** » 18 Jan 2006, 13:51

Then 6 got jelouse because he thought he was in a seriouse relationship with 9

Let me get this straight: 6 was having a relationship with 9, but then 7 ate 9, so now 6 hates 7; but why is 6 jealous?

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