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asandir · Unread postby **asandir** » 08 Nov 2006, 05:11

I tend to agree with that statement ....

Kalah · Unread postby **Kalah** » 08 Nov 2006, 05:14

Here's some pretty bizarre news... I've been sitting up all night writing an 11-page thesis for school, it's currently 6:13 am and... I think I'm enjoying myself.

asandir · Unread postby **asandir** » 08 Nov 2006, 05:25

Kalah wrote:Here's some pretty bizarre news... I've been sitting up all night writing an 11-page thesis for school, it's currently 6:13 am and... I think I'm enjoying myself.

there are many things wrong with that, but the ending is by far the worst .... jokes aside though, there is little better then actually enjoying what you do, because it almost ensures good results if you like what you do .... so I suppose it's a good thing

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 08 Nov 2006, 10:34

You know what i like about ppl?! The fact that they never fail to dissapoint me.

Man jailed for putting puppy in warm oven

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah (AP) -- A man who pleaded guilty to putting his wife's puppy in a 200-degree oven, crippling it, was sentenced Monday to six months in jail.

Third District Judge William Barrett ordered Marc Christopher Vincent, 36, to serve six months in jail without the chance of early release. He must also pay a $500 fine and $986 in veterinary bills for the dog.

Vincent, 36, pleaded guilty September 18 to one count of misdemeanor aggravated animal cruelty for putting the dog in an oven for five minutes on May 25 during a fight with his wife, Rhonda. She has since filed for divorce.

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 08 Nov 2006, 13:13

People are scum.They hate each other,so the puppy gets hurt

asandir · Unread postby **asandir** » 09 Nov 2006, 02:33

that's just disgraceful .... but we had one worse here .... some d@#$head put a toddler in the dryer!! He was not the father, but the boyfriend of the mother (who was out partying and left him to babysit) and she got all wet somehow and so he says he put her in the dryer to dry her??!!!

That's some bulls#@t right there!!!! he was put into jail as well, what a tool

asandir · Unread postby **asandir** » 13 Nov 2006, 23:22

Teen threatens police with snake
Northern Territory police say a teenager threatened two officers with a live snake when they pulled him over for an alcohol breath test.

The 17-year-old was driving a four-wheel drive when he was stopped at midnight ACST on Saturday in Darwin.

The teenager was breath tested, and police say he allegedly blew 0.131.

Police say the boy was then being questioned when he spotted a snake on the road.

Seizing the opportunity, he snatched the reptile and pointed its head at the officers.

Police told the teenager to drop it, but they say he instead took off into some nearby scrub with the snake still in hand.

The boy will be summonsed to appear in the Darwin Magistrates Court at a later date on charges of drink-driving and driving while unlicensed.

Police say they do not know what happened to the snake.

Elvin · Unread postby **Elvin** » 13 Nov 2006, 23:27

Oh my God!Why?Why the poor snake?What did that bastard do to it?

asandir · Unread postby **asandir** » 13 Nov 2006, 23:42

I was waiting for the story to go ..... he took off into some nearby scrub with the snake in hand and then returned holding a crocodile!!

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 13 Nov 2006, 23:43

Some criminal he turned out to be,first giving all his data to the police and then escaping.

asandir · Unread postby **asandir** » 13 Nov 2006, 23:55

true, but it's pretty funny anyway

Thai zoo to teach panda to mate with 'porn' videos
The project manager at a Thai zoo, which has hosted a couple of pandas for four years, says they will play "porn" videos for the male next month to encourage them to breed in captivity.

Panda project chief Prasertsak Buntrakoonpoontawee says the pair - living chastely together at the zoo in the northern city of Chiang Mai since arriving from China in 2003 - will be separated in December, but stay close enough for occasional glimpses of each other.

"They don't know how to mate so we need to show the male how, through videos," Mr Prasertsak told Reuters.

He says Chuang Chuang, the six-year-old male, will be shown the videos on a large screen when he might be feeling amorous.

"We'll play the video at the most comfortable and intimate time for him, perhaps after dinner," Mr Prasertsak said, hoping Chuang Chuang would then use the techniques on Lin Hui, a five-year-old female.

The zoo is hosting a four-day international panda conference starting on Monday (local time), drawing 200 wildlife and panda specialists from around the world.

The Mad Dragon · Unread postby **The Mad Dragon** » 14 Nov 2006, 00:29

Now, would you classify THAT as beastiality? LOL!

asandir · Unread postby **asandir** » 14 Nov 2006, 00:37

i'm not sure if panda to panda loving is beastiality, but hey

The Mad Dragon · Unread postby **The Mad Dragon** » 14 Nov 2006, 00:47

Whatever works eh?

asandir · Unread postby **asandir** » 14 Nov 2006, 00:59

well that's my problem with this .... does it work? will showing a panda porn do anything at all? to them it might be just procreation, not a lot of joy in it .... will that excite him? I don't know, sure they can try it, just dubious about it's success

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 14 Nov 2006, 01:01

Well if it does excite that that will put the end to the theory that only humans and dolphins enjoy in sex.

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 14 Nov 2006, 09:53

I think the point is to show him how it's done, not get him excited.

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 14 Nov 2006, 15:44

But arent humans the only creature that relies mostly on its eyes?How good is pandas recognition anyways?

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 14 Nov 2006, 16:11

Well i'm thinking that if they need to be taught how to do it by others of their species then it's not a verbal exchange. And i highly doubt we're the only onmes with the eyes.

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 14 Nov 2006, 16:15

I didnt say only ones with eyes,but only ones that used them in such a manner.Some butterflies use their eyes to recognize certain flowers,but I doubt their brain comprehends more than just colour and shape.

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