Are HoF and TotE plots as bad as Heroes V?

[Aerosoldier]

Finally i finished the campaigns for Heroes V, the plot was as bad as a porno movie but the gameplay was very fun. i wanna know if i will laugh to dead with the expansion campaigns...

[Metathron]

Well, don't expect to be dazzled, in any case.

[Asheera]

IMO the others are better than the original, but still don't know if you'll enjoy them (I mean the story)

[ThunderTitan]

IMO the others are better than the original, but still don't know if you'll enjoy them (I mean the story)

Translation: I don't know how cultured you are...



Little lady, i'm awed by you underhandedness... bravo.

[Asheera]

Hey, I didn't say it's a great story, just that it's a little better than the one from the original

[danhvo]

Finally i finished the campaigns for Heroes V, the plot was as bad a porno movie but the game was very fun. i wanna know if i will laugh to dead with the expansion campaigns...

If the campaigns manage to make you laugh to dead, that in itself is a worthy goal, and I would consider the game a success. I wish I had that reaction!

[ThunderTitan]

If the campaigns manage to make you laugh to dead, that in itself is a worthy goal, and I would consider the game a success. I wish I had that reaction!

It's not his fault you don't watch porn for the so bad it's good plots.

Hey, I didn't say it's a great story, just that it's a little better than the one from the original

and i made it more clear... while implying you insulted his intelligence.

[Aerosoldier]

Well, when anything is just soo bad, it makes me laugh! coz i can't believe how stupid the people can be.

But the meat of the game is to destroy enemies with powerfull armies so this is why i enjoy this game!

But its sad to know that a game last like 3 years to develop and they can't think a good storyline...

[Kashrlyyk]

Finally i finished the campaigns for Heroes V, the plot was as bad as a porno movie but the gameplay was very fun. i wanna know if i will laugh to dead with the expansion campaigns...

Go to this website and down to "Heroes V in a nutshell". Judge by yourself.

[blizzardboy]

No not really. I'm not sure if they are as bad as the original campaign, which had the genocidal psychopath Isabel (who was probably more evil than the Red Queen duplicate) and her secret random dark elf lover, who disguised himself among the demons by wearing red armor and riding around on a red lizard instead of a green lizard, but it was pretty bad. Pretty much the meat & potatoes of the plot was that some shaman lady with pepperoni nipples said a bunch of stuff and then stuff happened. That's all you need to know, the rest if just useless extra material.