Love / Hate (Light Hearted)

[Bonzer]

There is clearly a love / hate relationship with H5 among the forum members. I love it and hate it too.

I love it when……
The enemy Master Hunters’ first shot is winging its way to my Phantom Forces, and I can already see the pale blue “miss” floating up from them.
I hate it when the second shot then hits!

I love it when…
I finally manage to “Blind” the last small enemy stack that remains, and begin my Resurrection cycle.
I hate it when….
I forget I have a ballista!

I love it when…
An Eye of the Magi uncovers a really useful artefact or lots of resources
I hate it when…..
The AI gets there first!

I love it when….
I cast a high level Implosion on an enemy stack
I hate it when…
It gets “Mirrored” onto one of mine!

I love it when…a Throng of neutrals want to join
I hate it when….
My army is full!

I have more of these, and will post as they occur, but what are yours? Remember, this is a “True but Humorous” thread. No Nival / AI bashing.

[Mytical]

I love it when
I get to a castle and nothing is guarding it
I hate it when
before I can attack it is fully stocked

I love it when
my army is twice the size of my enemies
I hate it when
right before they loose they cast Armeggedon

I love it when
Finally I defeat that huge stack of tier 6 creatures that have been decimating me
I hate it when
on the very next turn 1/2 of them get raised/ressurrected.

I love it when
I finally manage to get Academy rolling
I hate it when
The AI finally manages to get Academy rolling

I love it when
I get to cast implosion on that last enemy stack
I hate it when
it gets magic mirrored to one of mine!

I love it when
I know my Summon Phoenix will tip the scale
I hate it when
It gets counterspelled!

[Cyrox]

I love it when
my hero levels up
I hate it when
he gets offered skills that I dont want!

I love it when
my hero picks up a treasure chest
I hate it when
I only got offered 500 exp!

I love it when
my hero encounters a stack of monsters I have plenty of in my army
I hate it when
they flee instead of joining me!

I love it when
an enemy spell is magic mirrored
I hate it when
the mirrored spell actually lands on one of my other stacks!

I love it when
I get a lucky strike
I hate it when
the rainbow cracks into an unlucky strike

I love it when
my low initiative unit is going to act in the next turn
I hate it when
it gets bad morale when it comes to its turn!

[PhoenixReborn]

I love it when
I kill a stack of neutral phoenixes
I hate it when
they rebirth

[Kilop]

i love it when i get impowered expert destructive magic
i hate it when i get no implosion

[Ketzal]

I love it when...
I get empowered expert destructive magic
I hate it when...
Zounds of Imps or Familiars take all my mana away

[LarkinVB]

I love it ...
when I start to play.
I hate if ...
when the incompetent cheating AI hands me the victory soon.

[Mytical]

I love it when
I come up with good stories for maps
I hate it when
My map making skills make it impossible to do

I love it when
we get new maps
I hate it when
I dont have time to try them out

I love it when
I can download a map and 'tweak' it
I hate it when
I mess that map up so bad that it's unplayable

I love it when
we get a new map editor
I hate it when
my lack of technical savy ruins it .

[dragonn]

I love it when
My units get lucky strikes
I hate it when
they usually get it when there's one or two enemy units in a stack left

I love it when
I have enough movement points to chase down my enemy if he is very close to his/my castle/garrison but he's movement point end before he reaches them
I hate it when
I don't have enough movement points!

I love it when
My dragons reachs enemy lines and devestate them with their fire breath
I hate it when
those dragons are anihilated by the rest of the enemy force and their hero spells/attacks

[ThunderTitan]

I love it when
I come up with good stories for maps
I hate it when
My map making skills make it impossible to do

You could always try teaming up with someone with mapmaking skills.

[Mytical]

Hehe have tried in Mapmaking section, so far only one person has volunteered and they have a lot to do so can help only in minor ways (not the intense help I need )

P.S. Arrrg I am a war dancer, make it go away! Make the nasty War dancer go away! (sorry not big war dancer fan hehe)